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(spoof of Devil went down to georgia)
Spike went down to Sunnydale
Spike went down to Sunnydale, he was lookin' for a spell to heal.
He was in a bind 'cuz he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came accross this young woman stakin' on a vamp and playin' it hot.
And Spike jumped up on a gravestone stump and said, "Slaya, let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I know Angel , too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now, you stake a good vamp, Slaya, but give the big bad his due.
I'll bet My Dru: Angel's Childe,cure, in a fight, 'cuz I think I'm better than you.
The Slaya said, "My name's Buffy" and it might be a sin
but I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been.
Buffy, rosin up your stake and fight hard,
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Sunnydale, and Dru has her Tarot cards.
And if you win, you'll save your Bloody Angel, and I'll loose my Dru
Oh but Slaya..you know I can kick any ass, and ill prove it to you...
Spike opened up his duster and took out a wooden stake.
And Peroxide dripped from his hair as he got in a fighting stance.
And he headed toward a minion and pulled back the stake.
In a quick blast, the vamp was ash and spike hissed "Piece of Cake"..
When the hottie finished Buffy said Well, you're pretty good, Peroxide head,
but sit down in that chair right there, and let me show you how it's done.
Buffy drew back her stake
And made a quick sweap
In in the end, 3 vamps were down
and Spike relized his Dru was in deep.
Spike bowed his head because he knew that he'd beat.
And he laid that wooden Stake on the ground by Buffy's feet.
And Buffy said, Spike, just come on back if you ever wanna try again.
I told you once, you son of a b*tch, I'm the best that's ever been.She continued to Patrol ....
Buffy drew back her stake
And made a quick sweap
In in the end, 3 vamps were down
and no more vamps..did they creep.
