A Wonderful Accident


Well here's my new story! Hope you like it, Kit-chan and I came up with the idea late one night and well we took the same idea and turned it into two totally different stories. Here is my version!

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ 0r Sailor Moon!

Usagi wandered around Tokyo lost in her thoughts. She didn't notice when suddenly as if transported there, she was in a bad part of town. She spotted a small bar just across the street, right next to a really run down church. Usagi crossed the street and entered the bar. A dark figure watched as she had disappeared into the portal sending her to another dimension, it smiled evilly.
" You'll be safe there, my sweet. I'll join you as soon as I finish here," it said and then with a chilling laugh it was gone.

*** In the countryside surrounding Tokyo ***

" Get out! You stupid bakayaro! I don't want to see you ever again!" Bulma yelled at Vegeta who avoided another flying object.
" Stupid onna! You don't understand anything!" Vegeta yelled as he stalked out the door, deciding it was better to come back after Bulma cooled down. " I'll be back for the brat, woman!" He yelled over his shoulder before flyining off to vent out his anger on some one else.
" It's over Vegeta! It's over!" Bulma screamed after him. Then she turned and picked up baby Trunks who was crying on the top of his lungs. " It's ok Trunks, I wouldn't let that bakayaro hurt you it's ok," Bulma soothed the two year old child.

*** Over Tokyo in the bad part of town ***

' Kuso! No one will spar! Kakarot is busy and so is every one else! Kuso!' Vegeta thought angrily. He landed in a deserted street on the west side of Tokyo; a small bar next to a church was in front of him. Vegeta mouth twitched, the equivalent of a smile, maybe a drink would calm him down. He crossed the street and entered the bar. He sat down next to a small blonde woman who was sipping a beer and ordered a beer also.
' Man!' Usagi thought to herself as she took another sip of her beer and wrinkled her nose in disgust, ' This stuff tastes horrible! Oh well, I'm thirsty so it'll have to do.' She glanced over as a man with spiky black hair sat down and ordered a beer. ' How does his hair stick straight up like that?' she thought to herself. They sat there ignoring each other, just sipping their drinks until...
" Your on!" a man yelled to his friend then turned to Vegeta, " Hey you!" Vegeta turned around, " Yeah you, I bet that you can't out drink that girl right there!" Vegeta glared at the man. Usagi stared in surprise at them both.
" Your on!" Vegeta growled then turned to Usagi, " Well?" he asked, then seeing her answer on her face growled, " Chicken!" in disgust. Usagi's brows met in anger.
" I'll take that bet and I say I can beat you, baka!" Usagi answered back. The man who had bet on Vegeta ordered drinks and the two contestants started.

*** The next morning in a cheep motel ***

Vegeta woke up slowly, his head pounding and the harsh mid morning light making it worse. He shut his eyes again and groaned out load, then started to stretch. Someone moved beside him in the bed. It was the girl from the night before. The one named Usuga or something like that, wait a minute, she wasn't wearing a stitch of clothing! Vegeta glanced around the room. Clothing was strewn all over the place, like the owners had tried to get undressed in a hurry. Vegeta groaned again. ' This is just a really weird dream it is not happening,' he opened his eyes and frowned. Nope it was really happening. The girl moved again, her hand reaching up as she rubbed her eyes and a glint caught his eye. It was a wedding ring and Vegeta didn't think she had been wearing one last night. He looked at his own hand and groaned again. He was wearing one too! He swore and the girl shot up, almost forgetting to grab the sheet on the way. She stared at him in horror.
" Who in the hell are you?" She asked him her eyes wide open in fright, " And what are we doing in bed together?!" Vegeta ran his hand through his hair and his wedding ring caught her eye. " We're married aren't we," she stated, not even having to ask. Vegeta frowned at her, not knowing what they were going to do, except that a divorce wasn't even a choice. He had already failed with one relationship and he wasn't going to let that happen again. The girl seemed just as inclined. Then as if suddenly realizing she wasn't wearing anything and neither was he, she shreaked then fainted. Vegeta swore again.
" Weak onna!" he said as he got out of bed and got dressed.
*** Dream ***

" What happened!?" Usagi asked as she looked around her, one minute she was in bed with that guy named Vegetable or something like that, the next she was here at the Time Gates. She turned around and saw a green haired woman in a sailor fuku. " Puu!" Usagi cried happily, pushing all thoughts of Veggie boy away.
" Highness, I am glad you are safe. When, you didn't turn up for the fight I was worried. I am afraid I have some bad news, every one is gone," Usagi gasped in horror and Sailor Pluto continued, " He came and destroyed everything, when the senshi stood up against him, he just wiped them out. They couldn't do it without you!" Tears ran down Usagi's face as she sank to the floor.
" No," she whispered. Pluto continued.
" Highness, I thought you had been destroyed also, but then I found you here, in this other dimension," Usagi looked up in surprise, " Didn't you know? I guess not. Well, he sent you here. Kami, knows why! Well, Princess I spoke to your mother and she said that this marriage to Vegeta is best," Pluto scowled as she continued on, " He can train you in the rest of your heritage and..." Pluto trailed off, turning red. Usagi looked at her, surprised. " Any way," Pluto continued several minutes later, " Princess, I'm really sorry about what I'm going to do, but your mother said it was necessary. I... I have to take all you memories of before you stepped into this demension." Usagi gasped and Pluto raised her staff. It glowed, blinding her. Usagi clutched her head in pain.

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