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Date: 12/29/01 4:57:45 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: XvTheChosen0nevX
To: XvTheChosen0nevX


Buffy's Song (fast and upbeat)


All day all I do
Is prance around the graveyard
In my new leather boots.
Stake and hand
A ax or too.
Im going to slay tonight..
AM I GOING TO GET YOU?!

~~Chrous~~
Im a slayer
that's what i do
I walk around staking evil.
Boink a good vamp or too.
Im a slayer
thats what I do
So watch out buddy before I stake you!

I run thru graveyards
Avoid a certain chipped pest.
Search and destroy
a vampire nest.
Chill with the scoobys
Protect my sister (shes the key!)
Reaserch too
How would u like to be me?

~~Chrous~~
Im a slayer
that's what i do
I walk around staking evil.
Boink a good vamp or too.
Im a slayer
thats what I do
So watch out buddy before I stake you!

Protect Xander after he trys to save me.
But what do I do.
When Spike Craves me?
All i know is a fast trick.
To avoid him and threaten
to stake him with a pointy sharp stick!

~~Chrous~~
Im a slayer
that's what i do
I walk around staking evil.
Boink a good vamp or too.
Im a slayer
thats what I do
So watch out buddy before I stake you!

I got a witch friend, their for me everyday
hey did you know? She's recently gay?
Spike built a sex bot.
That looks like me!
Did I mention he's a creep?

~~Chrous~~
Im a slayer
that's what i do
I walk around staking evil.
Boink a good vamp or too.
Im a slayer
thats what I do
So watch out buddy before I stake you!

Xander is a pal.
Long ago, I was his dream gal.
Now hes engaged to a vengence demon.
Also
Spike can't get in my pants!
So keep dreamin.

~~Chrous~~
Im a slayer
that's what i do
I walk around staking evil.
Boink a good vamp or too.
Im a slayer
thats what I do
So watch out buddy before I stake you!

Giles is my watcher..
He went away
Now i have to train with Spike everyday.
But I have to admit one thing!
Buffybot was right about seeing him naked.
BING!

~~Chrous~~
Im a slayer
that's what i do
I walk around staking evil.
Boink a good vamp or too.
Im a slayer
thats what I do
So watch out buddy before I stake you!

Dawn is my sister
a troublemaker.
Glory wanted her, but they couldnt take her.
She makes out with vamp boys.
Ah! The simple joys.

~~Chrous~~
Im a slayer
that's what i do
I walk around staking evil.
Boink a good vamp or too.
Im a slayer
thats what I do
So watch out buddy before I stake you!

IM A SLAYER!
THATS WHAT I DO!