Wreck the Halls with Decorations

Wreck the with Decorations

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So much for Yule time recreations

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Don we now the Christmas décor

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For days we will still be sore

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The Christmas tree is quite the pain

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And the lights are such a drain

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Here the in-laws to drive me MAD

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As well as my own Mom and Dad

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The family members just got in

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Let the bloodletting begin

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The Christmas cards driving me insane

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Family's driving me out of my brain

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One more Fruitcake and I'll cry

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Mother-in-law's about to DIE

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Family's watching me like a hawk

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I think I'll get my Tomahawk

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Family's complaining I've got to feed it

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Where's the shotgun when you need it?

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I swear if they break my good crystal

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I'll pull out the good old pistol

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If I hear another critical word

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I'll unsheathe the big broad sword

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The Holidays are just too hard

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Still got to the goddamn cards

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The ornaments are being lifted

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I don't wanna hear how my nephew's gifted

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God I hate the Christmas letters!

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People gloating 'bout how they're better

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Still have Christmas gifts to buy

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If my doesn't shut up she's gonna die

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Got to buy more Christmas gifts

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Replace the ornament the family lifts

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I want to tell them to go to Hell

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The cooking isn't going to well

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I think I'll feed them all beef jerky

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'Cause I just torched the Christmas turkey

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I don't wanna hear 'bout Paul's new wife,

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Let me get the kitchen knife

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I kill someone if they don't go

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I'm going to shred the mistletoe

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Mother-in-law had better run

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Because I'm loading the shotgun

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Why can't the adults here just stay sober??

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I'll be glad when all this hell is over!

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