Parody of 'The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia' - from May Oak's/ Ookido Nanami's POV.
The Night The Lights Went Out In Fuschia
He was on his way home from the mountaintop
Been three weeks gone and he thought he'd stop
At Webbs and have him a drink
Before he went home to Misty
Richie Dervan said hello
Gary said "hi, what's new?"
And Rich said "sit down
I've got some bad news
And it's gonna hurt"
"Now I'm a good friend and you know that's right
But your wife, Misty ain't home tonight
Since you've been gone she's been
Seeing that Ketchum bloke, Ash"
Now Gary got mad and he saw red
Richie said "boy, don't you lose your head
Cos to tell you the truth
I've been with her myself"
That's the night that the lights went out in Fuschia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
No don't trust you life to no backwards Johto lawyer
Cos the Judge of Pallet Town's got
Bloodstains on his hands
So Richie got scared and left the bar
Walking on home cos he didn't live far
You see Richie didn't have many friends
And he'd just lost him one
Brother thought his wife musta left town
So he went home and finally found
The only thing Ojiisan had left him
And that was a gun
He went off to Richie's house
Slipping through the back woods
Quiet as a mouse
Came across some tracks too small
For Richie to make
He looked through the window of the back porch door
And he saw Richie lyin' on the floor
In a puddle of blood
And he started to shake
Jenny's patrol was a-makin' their round
So he fired a shot, just to flag her down
A big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun
And said "why'd you do it?"
The Judge said guilty on a make-believe trial
Slapped Jenny on the butt with a smile
And said "the missus is waitin' at home
So we'd better get to it"
That's the night that the lights went out in Fuschia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
No don't trust you life to no backwards Johto lawyer
Cos the Judge of Pallet Town's got
Bloodstains on his hands
Now they hung my baby brother
Before I could say
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Richie's house and back that night were mine
And his cheatin' wife, had never left town
That's one body that'll never be found
You see, Oneechan don't miss
When she aims her gun
That's the night that the lights went out in Fuschia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
No don't trust you life to no backwards Johto lawyer
Cos the Judge of Pallet Town's got
Bloodstains on his hands
