Having seen someone else do it, I couldn't help myself. I put Cinderveggie into an online Spanish translator, then put what it spat out back in. This is the result, unedited except for paragraph breaks to make it easier to read. Oh, and apparently Frieza is now 'the thing of step.' Enjoy.
Cinderveggie
Deep in some place in space, in a planet called Food, a beautiful one lived…um, not…charming…not…um… a short, filthy one lived templado, man of haired of spiky Cindervegeta called, neither Cinderveggie more lovingly as barely simple.
Cinderveggie lived with their step…the thing, Frieza, and she…their…their three charming children, Zarbon, Dodoria and Nappa, when their father had died and they left Cinderveggie in their care. Cinderveggie had always suspected the filthy play on the part of its thing of the step – its father had died the down the circumstances very doubtful. So far away as Cinderveggie knew, the heads did'T falls barely by itself same. But, finding does not test, he left he is him.
When he happened, the Princess of Food threw a ball, and almost all the kingdom received an invitation. And, of course, Cinderveggie's stepfamily of s received an invitation.
The it was amazed to find its name in the document that shines, and embraced it near its chest.
The'D obtains finally an opportunity of gathering the Princess…and of what he knew about her, she was a zorro. Lost in his souena awake, he never saw to chivato of up the Zarbon behind he. Zarbon he snatched the invitation out of Cinderveggie'the reach of s, and he brushed a mechón of green hair delicately out of eyes.
"What does it think you you're to do with that? You're not it come," he said prettily.
"But – but my name in the invitation says!" Cinderveggie protested.
Zarbon vindictively smiled and threw the paper in the fire, where exploded oh predictibly OR in flames.
Cinderveggie pressed the teeth and defended breaks himself like its stepbrother laughed in its face. The raqueta got the attention of the thing of the step, who broken in the room, to whip of queue, with Dodoria and Nappa hot in its tacones. Feigned of Zarbon breaks.
"The look! Look at what did horrid Cinderveggie small do! The it burned the invitation!" he fell in Frieza'shoulder of s, and a white hand they touched its is back of whimpering.
"Why did it do you that?!" Frieza screamed in Cinderveggie. "You know its brother of the step's fragile!"
"But the thing of the step! The he did it same!"
"A probable story. Now instead of it come to the ball with us, you can remain here and to be able to scrub the bathroom with a brush of teeth!"
Subsequent that night, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria and Nappa they slid downward the spiral stair in its is to shine new armor, and called Cinderveggie out of the bathroom for a session that itself relame.
"Gift'T that ourselves look at simply delicious?" Zarbon asked, to do a rotates little to presume the fulness of the layer and the shines in its breastplate.
"Of course we do. 'S such shame Cindervegeta is able'T himself refrena and unites in our charm," Frieza added. Had neglected of carrying armor as so, but had given shine the bony plates that had it naturally in that phase.
Nappa was fixed its moustache black thickness assiduously, and ran fingers to resemblance of salchicha by the nonexistent hair. Dodoria did'the look T so happy.
"It is you sure the underpants black Gift'T does I look at me fatness?" he gave the return in its excessively tight equipment and expected an answer of its hearing.
"You would be able to be carrying something and tranquil seems to a manteca as," Cindervegeta its breath said down.
"I heard that! And I'M not fat, I'M barely… boned large!"
Before a fight blown full would be able to explode, Frieza called a stop, entangled in Cinderveggie to return to work, and directed to its dear small the door in the limousine of heaven went that expects.
Cinderveggie watched they go them, and up the rizados in which had been its father's favorite chair sympathizes with to for a while.
Simply wasn'the fair T. Not that it imported a great deal that nobody had interest in him, was the principle of the thing that counted. The it considered the legal action. The mulled upon the benefits of matricide…um, patricide? …Well, thingicide.
"That's! I am able'T takes this more!" The it whipped a down the fist harshly in the arm of the chair, and struck it clean far away. The chair'arm of s, that is, not its fist.
Dammit, now I'sees fact, he thought unhappily. Cinderveggie knelt in the now dust covered floor and collected the various pieces of chair. Among the mess, he discovered a ball anaranjada, polvorienta and small. The he chose him up, examining it critic.
"This should have come from the thing of the step'the collection of s. I know has more in its chamber. I'D put better supports it, and perhaps gained'T is so angry with me to kill to father'chair of s when returns." The it removed the dust the orbe far away, and did its way in the thing of the step'the chamber of s.
The interior, wasn'T that a pretty view to perceive. The shrill silk drapearon upon candles olfateadas and an excessive number of pillows. The boas vellosas of the feather they were shaken vellosamente upon lampshades.
"Kami! The abnormal copy lives in a harem!"
Critic: Dispenses me?
"…Um, I signify, well, what does strange flavor my thing of the step have."
Cinderveggie opened the case that he knew had the other orbes as the one in its hand. The plain, by contrast al remainder of the room, but also resbaladizamente resbaladizo – the box fell of its reach and struck the floor, pasmoso in pieces. The balls contained they rolled the door went, down the stair, and they gathered to itself same thank in the floor of the kitchen.
Enough misfortune, Cinderveggie permitted to loosen with a cord of obscenidades powerful, none that should never do it to print.
Critic: That Is better.
With a sigh, he perched in the bank, the elbows that rest in knees.
"If I did never, I need a desire now. Barely a desire to be carried out."
The balls in the floor began to resplandecer, and prompt the entire room was filled with the golden light.
Squinted of Cinderveggie, and when the most most normal lighting they began to return to the room, he heard a terrible one, the collision that breaks as the something that solidified crushed by the roof.
"Who does it call ze goddragon Eternal of Hada, Vishna?" a voice to deafen strong retumbada with a thick accent. Cinderveggie he sought, and to its total surprise, a massive green dragon having a varita there was zapped in is in the center of the house.
"I guess was myself," he answered weakly. "But I put myself'T he knows how did that do."
"You spoke my name." The voice retumbada, and the varita they utilized what he was left of the roof in the impatience.
"You should need his he is to hear verified. I said 'I need a desire now', not his name."
"Vell," the dragon said, obviously offended, "can go iv of avay you vish. Dere is not gross need to be. And barely for zat, its vill of vish only hard 'the midnight of til. So it be hurried and does it."
"Oh, I obtain a desire? The fine, I desire that be in the ball with somewhat pleasant to carry and all the against of modulación to go with himself."
The serpent gigantic rolled its eyes dramatically.
"Its vish…is offered. But it remembers, the return before midnight, or you vill does not enjoy the consequences of ze." And with a sparkle, the goddragon Eternal of the Hada disappeared.
Cindervegeta looked at downward in its I brought monotonous usual, and found a suit that shines of armor, inlaid with you moan and gold that sparkle. In the bank, he found an assembly of keys. The outside, he found what the keys were for – a hovercar new brilliant he stopped where there had been a time a broom.
"I'M far away!" he declared, he jumped to al conductor'the side of s, he remembered that he did'T he knows to how handle, then he was yielded in an attack of the genius and he flew al palace under his own vapor.
In the Large Palace, the Princess Bulma was drilled deeply. Around her, he is of all descriptions dances, spoken, laughed. Three of the strange one are in the individual the nerves were mounted – a man of haired green, handsome and high that seemed more interested in his own reflection in the wall reflected behind she, a lumpy the thing rose in an equipment that did he seems to a he is able of spam in the knickers black, and in a bald man and of medium age that she was concerned he had someType of worms of intestinal in the way élFidgeted.
She changed his position and he tricked the trenza blue long upon the shoulder, ahogador a yawn. She faces enough curled up as her he saw the assistants of door that fight with someone. Oh well, 's the first inexactly interesting thing that's happened all to get dark and probably the last one, she prophecised.
The intrusive one in the overpowered of door the assistants, and the stair as the assembly walked down watched in the silence.
There she is, he thought Cinderveggie. She is really a zorro, also. The he walked tiesamente upon al throne that she was perched in, and he greeted it with a general arch. Behind she, the Princess'parents of s chuchichearon with enthusiasm one al another.
"My it is my, you're handsome, they till'T you? Bulma estimated, why to be put'T that you dance with the young young man?" Bulma's something chirruped happy of mother.
Destellando the woman more old woman a dirty look, the Princess stopped and the couple of stair walked downward al floor where Cindervegeta stopped. When did she reach it, the entire room suppressed a laughter – she stopped a higher full head than he, if they did'T counts the wild crop of hair in the head.
"What did?" it trick the Princess. Cautious of his tantrums famous of the genius, the room treated his to return better to what they did before the haired of spiky small man had arrived.
"Bear in the mind I'M that does this to close to my up the mother, and to maintain the hands where I can see them," she chuchicheó violently to its consort.
"What does it do thinks him I'D wants something that to see with someone that seemed you?" he tricked back.
After a moment of the blow dazed, the Princess smiled beautifully.
"He has you any idea cuántas people dedicates its lives to kiss my backside? 'S pleasant to have a change, in a way. You can call me Bulma."
"The enough fair."
"The well? What's its name, of short material?" Cinderveggie bristled.
"Cindervegeta. I suppose that you can call me Vegeta if you owe," Came the abrupt answer.
Through the room, three peers of ears and a pair of orifices to resemblance of pipe pinchado.
"Cindervegeta! What do the heck that you they do here?!" Frieza roared.
Cinderveggie rotated to face its thing of the step.
"Oh, the thing of the step. I came to say you that the house has been destroyed completely, inclusive its collection of Ranas of Hentai Monthly," he roared back as well as strongly. Someone laughed foolishly nervously, and he had a snow ball effect in the revellers. They laughed to coursed of down the tears their faces.
The house "My…my…beautiful…mi magazines…why-you-little…" and without another of emption pre, Frieza left to fall downward in the floor, dead person of stone.
"No-oo-oo-oo-oo!" Zarbon screamed, Dodoria and Nappa, and together they were thrown upon Cindervegeta, that eluded nimbly went in the way and permitted that they to break one al another to pieces, removing the majority of the palace in the process.
When the cloud of dust written down, was apparent that the Large Vestibule was unsalvageable, and the Princess and Cindervegeta they stopped silently to look at the piles of debris.
"Well," gorjeó to the Queen. "That was certainly enough a fulfillment…and Gift'T you two look at mono together! I think it two they should be established and to be married, they gained'T that be amused?"
"Mother…" Bulma rolled he looks she, and his father stretched she aside.
"Sweetie, there's something Myself forgot me of telling it. Its it has to promised fixed meaning went to arrive today. I think he's crushed under that piece of piano." The it indicated to a pair of lumpy legs púrpuras in boots that extend of what I was left of the instrument.
"Oh my kindness!" the Princess screamed in the horror in the view that greeted he looks she. "He fixed you a wedding for me? And that was my favorite piano!" she moaned.
She responded to Cinderveggie, that he treated in vain to hide a smirk.
"I'M not to marry no old abnormal copy that you choose for me! This'll does! That such, Cindervegeta?"
The only shrugged.
"I guess so. But in the midnight, I'M is going to look at really scruffy." She gaped.
"So…this is you in a good morning?"
"What does it signify you 'in a good morning'?"
"What does it think you that signify?"
"You maintain this up, and I'the leaf of ll.."
"You'the leaf of ll? Permit's puts in the perspective that was the cause of the destruction of whose provides accommodation!"
The princess Bulma and Cinderveggie they went in the distance, and they discussed happily never later.
