Legend of Piccolo
Written by: Bob-sama
Disclaimer: I do not, nor ever will, own DB/Z/GT.. I could give a damn about GT though..
Long ago, before there was the great Son Goku, before there was his father Bardock, before there was even the Muten Roshi, there was, the original Piccolo, who valiantly defeated Garlic Sr. Who was the protégé of the 208th Kami-sama. Who was, though no one knew, the first alien to land on Earth.
"SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEELP!!!"
A scream echoed throughout the semi-deserted woods, as a young woman was being attacked by four burly men.
"Come on now, darlin', we ain't gonna' hurt ye none," the leader, as it looked, said to the beautiful woman.
"Huhuhu, you're funny, boss," said a buck-toothed idiot with curly hair, who was then kicked in the nuts by the young redhead.
"OOF!"
Suddenly the boss, who was a fat tall guy who shaved his head and wore glasses, slapped the woman; "You shouldn't do that to you're superiors, stupid bitch." The woman just growled at him.
The two others, who were concealed under hats so you couldn't tell who they were, just laughed heartily, until a branch from a tree shot through the idiot holding his nuts. He fell to the ground instantly. The other three looked confused until they looked behind them to see a cloaked figure.
"Leave, and I won't kill you," the figure said in a deep, gruff voice. The fat leader just laughed.
"So you got a good shot on Bucky here. Doesn't mean you can beat me one-on- one."
"We'll see," the figure said seriously, though if one looked closer, behind the hood you would see a smirk. The woman did.
"Johnny, kick his ass!" The fat leader directed to one of the other two, who proceeded to take out a knife.
"Ho BOY!!" He yelled, charging at the figure at full speed, and took a slash at him with his knife. But there was a problem.
The cloaked person was gone. "What th-arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!" He didn't even get to finish his sentence before he was cut neatly in to by the figure, who reappeared right behind him. Needless to say, the remaining two men and the redhead were completely surprised.
"OH SHIT!" The two men screamed and started to run, but were cut short when both of them just exploded. The woman started to crawl away.
"Please, oh please don't kill me, I beg of you." The figure just smiled.
"Don't worry, I won't kill you. But may I ask a question?"
"I-I-I g-g-guess," The woman stuttered.
"Do you know of the one called Kami-sama, the God over this planet? If so, do you know where to find him?"
"Y-y-yes, a-a-a-and n-n-n-n-no. T-t-"
She was cut short. "Please don't stutter. It gets on my nerves."
"Sorry. Anyway, to find Kami-sama, you must first find Karin-sama, the one who watches over the Super Holy Water. To find him, you must find Mutaito- sama, Karin-sama's best friend." The woman was still scared, but determined to please this seemingly invincible character.
"Ah, I know of the great Mutaito. I will be on my way now. Thank you for your time." The figure turned to leave, but the woman stopped him.
"E-excuse me, but what is your name?" The figure smiled back.
"Piccolo." He said, before putting on a gust of ki and flying away. The woman was very surprised.
"He just-just-just.flew."
A/N: Exiting, huh? I'll get started on the next chapter as soon as I can get my lazy-ass up to do it. Remember, R/R!!
Written by: Bob-sama
Disclaimer: I do not, nor ever will, own DB/Z/GT.. I could give a damn about GT though..
Long ago, before there was the great Son Goku, before there was his father Bardock, before there was even the Muten Roshi, there was, the original Piccolo, who valiantly defeated Garlic Sr. Who was the protégé of the 208th Kami-sama. Who was, though no one knew, the first alien to land on Earth.
"SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEELP!!!"
A scream echoed throughout the semi-deserted woods, as a young woman was being attacked by four burly men.
"Come on now, darlin', we ain't gonna' hurt ye none," the leader, as it looked, said to the beautiful woman.
"Huhuhu, you're funny, boss," said a buck-toothed idiot with curly hair, who was then kicked in the nuts by the young redhead.
"OOF!"
Suddenly the boss, who was a fat tall guy who shaved his head and wore glasses, slapped the woman; "You shouldn't do that to you're superiors, stupid bitch." The woman just growled at him.
The two others, who were concealed under hats so you couldn't tell who they were, just laughed heartily, until a branch from a tree shot through the idiot holding his nuts. He fell to the ground instantly. The other three looked confused until they looked behind them to see a cloaked figure.
"Leave, and I won't kill you," the figure said in a deep, gruff voice. The fat leader just laughed.
"So you got a good shot on Bucky here. Doesn't mean you can beat me one-on- one."
"We'll see," the figure said seriously, though if one looked closer, behind the hood you would see a smirk. The woman did.
"Johnny, kick his ass!" The fat leader directed to one of the other two, who proceeded to take out a knife.
"Ho BOY!!" He yelled, charging at the figure at full speed, and took a slash at him with his knife. But there was a problem.
The cloaked person was gone. "What th-arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!" He didn't even get to finish his sentence before he was cut neatly in to by the figure, who reappeared right behind him. Needless to say, the remaining two men and the redhead were completely surprised.
"OH SHIT!" The two men screamed and started to run, but were cut short when both of them just exploded. The woman started to crawl away.
"Please, oh please don't kill me, I beg of you." The figure just smiled.
"Don't worry, I won't kill you. But may I ask a question?"
"I-I-I g-g-guess," The woman stuttered.
"Do you know of the one called Kami-sama, the God over this planet? If so, do you know where to find him?"
"Y-y-yes, a-a-a-and n-n-n-n-no. T-t-"
She was cut short. "Please don't stutter. It gets on my nerves."
"Sorry. Anyway, to find Kami-sama, you must first find Karin-sama, the one who watches over the Super Holy Water. To find him, you must find Mutaito- sama, Karin-sama's best friend." The woman was still scared, but determined to please this seemingly invincible character.
"Ah, I know of the great Mutaito. I will be on my way now. Thank you for your time." The figure turned to leave, but the woman stopped him.
"E-excuse me, but what is your name?" The figure smiled back.
"Piccolo." He said, before putting on a gust of ki and flying away. The woman was very surprised.
"He just-just-just.flew."
A/N: Exiting, huh? I'll get started on the next chapter as soon as I can get my lazy-ass up to do it. Remember, R/R!!
