Professor McGonagall walked into Snape's dungeon. Slamming the door behind her, she turned into a cat and pounced on Snape. "Oooh, keep it coming!" cried Snape. Professor McGonagall started licking Snape in his...private places. Using her sharp claws, she ripped his robe apart. "Aw, fuck, this is expensive." he exclaimed. Professor McGonagall purred, as if she was apologizing. "It's okay," Snape whispered softly as she patted her. After she finished her job, she turned back into a human. "That was good," smiled Snape. Using their powers, they whipped up a bed. Professor McGonagall started to get comfortable on it. Unexpectedly, Snape jumped her. Using his wand, Snape got some chains onto Professor McGonagall's wrists. He connected this to the bedpost. Out of his pocket, he drew out a whip. It made a crackling sound as it came upon Professor McGonagall's body. She moaned and groaned in pleasure. She unchained herself and dragged Snape onto the bed. They started embracing each other and being..intimate :) They were really enjoying themselves when there was banging on the door. However, they were too involved in each other to hear. "EMERGENCY!!!!!" screamed a voice outside. After getting no response, that person blew down the door. It was Dumbledore. He stared in shock at the bed. "You..two..." he stuttered. He took a few steps, and in followed Hermione and Ron. "YOU! I..you..me..YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!" cried Hermione. Tears rolled down her eyes and she looked hurtfully at Snape. Snape's mouth hung open and he didn't know what to say. Hermione's powers were very advanced by now; she turned Snape into a frog. Professor McGonagall saw this and got very furious. "YOU..LITTLE..." she screamed. "Don't you hurt Hermione!!!! Don't worry, I'll protect you!!!!" interrupted Ron. Professor McGonagall rolled her eyes and easily turned Ron into a frog. Croaking, he started to hop after snape. While they were having a nice little fun frog chase, Hermione and Professor McGonagall glared at each other. Dumbledore coughed loudly, "AHEM! I think I'm the one that's being hurt most here...Yeah, you all had your loved one cheating on you. BUT MINE CHEATED ON ME TWICE!!!!" He looked at Snape the frog. Bending down, he picked him up. Giving him a light kiss, he whispered, "Don't worry, I still love you. I forgive you. Those two women suck anyway." He started walking toward the door, but he took one look back. He raised his wand, but then decided against it, and quickly left, carrying Snape in his hand.

NOTE: I know he ripped his robe apart and then he drew out his whip from a pocket, but too bad :P And yesh, a messed up a story, but so? XDs