Disclaimer: no, no, no, Harry, I said I wanted a brain freezy, not an ice cube! Where did you buy your brains? FROM GIR?
Oh you're here! Well I don't own Invader Zim, HAPPY?
CHAPTER FIVE
The Captain
"Oh highest Zim," said the Irken captain, his great big purple eyes shifted nervously with just a hint of fear in them, "Please forgive me."
The captain bowed before Zim and Gaz, making sure not to use eye contact, he knew he was not worthy enough, plus if he did he would be beaten.
"Rise," sighed Zim, his antennas twitching irritability.
The captain rose silently, but kept an eye on the young female Irken/Human child, playing with a small insane robot otherwise known as Gir.
Oh how the captain hated humans and having to bow down to one made him mad. Not only that, having one of his own kind breeding with such a filthy creature made him sick. He hated the fact that, that half Irken and half Human creature would someday be ruling the empire.
"Sir," started the captain, still keeping and eye on the child, "The one known as Dib has been sent here, as you ordered."
The captain hadn't noticed that he was now obviously staring at the child with a face filled with disgust.
"Is there something wrong captain?" Zim asked with a frown, turning to his daughter, oblivious of all the attention she was getting.
"What? Uh...um...no sir," the captain blinked realizing what he was doing, "everything's fine my leader."
"Are you sure captain?" Zim asked, knowing very well what the captain was thinking, "Is there something you would like to talk about? Maybe there's something bothering you? Or maybe... There's something you would like to discuss about my daughter?"
"NO! WHAT DID I JUST SAY! NO!" snapped the captain, this subject had been dwelling within the captain for a long time and now it was surfacing and let me tell you this wasn't going to be pretty.
The captain's antennas were now standing on end and his green skin, turned a brilliant shade of purple.
Zim stood up from his throne, also turning the same shade of purple. Zim hadn't been talked to like that since he last saw Dib. He wasn't use to Irkens or Humans talking back to him.
"What did you just say?" Zim's voice got lower and icy cold.
"If the almightiest Tallests were here, they wouldn't of let some Irken as short as you rule the new empire. You are so short, so in superior!" blurted out the captain with out thinking.
It was true Zim, hadn't grown much more than an inch, he still wore the same outfits that fitted him when he first arrived on the planet. Zim was barely taller than Gaz's waist. And yes if Zim were back on his home planet Irk, he wouldn't have got so much as a rank of janitor now. But this was not Irk, this was Earth and Earth was under his control, maybe height determined strength back home, but Zim wiped out that theory long ago.
The captain staggered back, in realization of what he just said and whom he said it to!
"Guards!" yelled Zim furiously.
A small troop came running into the large throne room responding to their leaders cries.
"Guards seize him," ordered Zim, pointing a long thin bony, black-gloved finger to the captain.
Looking a bit confused the guards did as they were told for fear of being punished.
The guards took a bone-crushing grip on the captain's shoulder, which made him wince in pain. They were about to drag the captain to his miserable fate, when Zim stopped them.
Zim smiled evilly, he always took great pleasure in tormenting someone, "you should have remembered your place captain and next time I suggest you keep in mind that you are not on Irk. Oh that's right there won't be a next time, too bad captain. Ha ha haaa!"
The captain knew that he had done his dog's dinner, (Though I don't think he had a dog!) so what the heck, he was going to be executed anyway.
"ZIM!" yelled the young and foolish Irken captain as he was dragged towards the double doors of the throne room, "You're a disgrace to your race, marrying that filthy human and of all things one that is related to the leader of the H. U. R."
Gaz now stood from her throne, giving the captain a death glare.
"Silence!" ordered Zim angrily.
"NO I WON"T!" continued the captain, "And as for your so called daughter, every time I look at it, it makes me sick!"
The guards had now loosened their once tight grip on the captain's shoulders, enabling the captain to break free. The guards were so shocked that they just stood there not realizing that the captain was making his way ever so closer to their leader and that every step the captain took was a step closer to the death of their leader.
"HOW DARE YOU! Speak of my family like that!" Zim shouted with rage, "You shall pay for what you said to me, miserable scum bucket."
The guards still a little shocked, came back into focus on just what was happening and they seized the captain again, with now even a tighter grip than before making the captain fall to his knees from the pain. The guards stripped the captain of his weapons and handed them to Zim.
"If the Tallests were here..." the captain started, but was cut short.
"But their not captain, their not!" smiled Zim, looming over the captain with a certain death glint in his eyes, "Take him to the torture chamber."
The Tallests were the leaders of the Irken race, because as you know the Irken race is determined by height, these two Irkens were the tallest out the whole race and because they were exactly the same height they ruled the race together, with not too much quarrelling.
They sent Zim to Earth mainly to get rid of him, in hope he would die or get lost and never be found. Zim had invited himself for a mission in Impending Doom 2; you see Zim had destroyed his own planet in Impending Doom 1, which Zim was banished to Food Courtia. Because of the destruction that Zim made, he forced the Tallests to abandon the first project and start another; Impending Doom 2 their second attempted at taking over the galaxy. Making Zim think he was on a secret mission and sending him to a planet that no one cared about, far away from Irk, thinking he would die. Of course they didn't count on Zim taking over the planet. The Tallests decided to let Zim keep the little puny planet that was no threat at all and they sent the shortest Irkens they could find (which consisted of a mire 5000 short Irkens) and claimed that it was the armada that Zim had been waiting for and Zim being as brainwashed as he was by the Tallests, believed them and did not question them. At least that would keep Zim out of their antennas for a while, well so they thought...
The Captain got himself into mess in this chapter. I think that's the last we will see of him! Or maybe not? What will happen next? Okay Review time.
Oh you're here! Well I don't own Invader Zim, HAPPY?
CHAPTER FIVE
The Captain
"Oh highest Zim," said the Irken captain, his great big purple eyes shifted nervously with just a hint of fear in them, "Please forgive me."
The captain bowed before Zim and Gaz, making sure not to use eye contact, he knew he was not worthy enough, plus if he did he would be beaten.
"Rise," sighed Zim, his antennas twitching irritability.
The captain rose silently, but kept an eye on the young female Irken/Human child, playing with a small insane robot otherwise known as Gir.
Oh how the captain hated humans and having to bow down to one made him mad. Not only that, having one of his own kind breeding with such a filthy creature made him sick. He hated the fact that, that half Irken and half Human creature would someday be ruling the empire.
"Sir," started the captain, still keeping and eye on the child, "The one known as Dib has been sent here, as you ordered."
The captain hadn't noticed that he was now obviously staring at the child with a face filled with disgust.
"Is there something wrong captain?" Zim asked with a frown, turning to his daughter, oblivious of all the attention she was getting.
"What? Uh...um...no sir," the captain blinked realizing what he was doing, "everything's fine my leader."
"Are you sure captain?" Zim asked, knowing very well what the captain was thinking, "Is there something you would like to talk about? Maybe there's something bothering you? Or maybe... There's something you would like to discuss about my daughter?"
"NO! WHAT DID I JUST SAY! NO!" snapped the captain, this subject had been dwelling within the captain for a long time and now it was surfacing and let me tell you this wasn't going to be pretty.
The captain's antennas were now standing on end and his green skin, turned a brilliant shade of purple.
Zim stood up from his throne, also turning the same shade of purple. Zim hadn't been talked to like that since he last saw Dib. He wasn't use to Irkens or Humans talking back to him.
"What did you just say?" Zim's voice got lower and icy cold.
"If the almightiest Tallests were here, they wouldn't of let some Irken as short as you rule the new empire. You are so short, so in superior!" blurted out the captain with out thinking.
It was true Zim, hadn't grown much more than an inch, he still wore the same outfits that fitted him when he first arrived on the planet. Zim was barely taller than Gaz's waist. And yes if Zim were back on his home planet Irk, he wouldn't have got so much as a rank of janitor now. But this was not Irk, this was Earth and Earth was under his control, maybe height determined strength back home, but Zim wiped out that theory long ago.
The captain staggered back, in realization of what he just said and whom he said it to!
"Guards!" yelled Zim furiously.
A small troop came running into the large throne room responding to their leaders cries.
"Guards seize him," ordered Zim, pointing a long thin bony, black-gloved finger to the captain.
Looking a bit confused the guards did as they were told for fear of being punished.
The guards took a bone-crushing grip on the captain's shoulder, which made him wince in pain. They were about to drag the captain to his miserable fate, when Zim stopped them.
Zim smiled evilly, he always took great pleasure in tormenting someone, "you should have remembered your place captain and next time I suggest you keep in mind that you are not on Irk. Oh that's right there won't be a next time, too bad captain. Ha ha haaa!"
The captain knew that he had done his dog's dinner, (Though I don't think he had a dog!) so what the heck, he was going to be executed anyway.
"ZIM!" yelled the young and foolish Irken captain as he was dragged towards the double doors of the throne room, "You're a disgrace to your race, marrying that filthy human and of all things one that is related to the leader of the H. U. R."
Gaz now stood from her throne, giving the captain a death glare.
"Silence!" ordered Zim angrily.
"NO I WON"T!" continued the captain, "And as for your so called daughter, every time I look at it, it makes me sick!"
The guards had now loosened their once tight grip on the captain's shoulders, enabling the captain to break free. The guards were so shocked that they just stood there not realizing that the captain was making his way ever so closer to their leader and that every step the captain took was a step closer to the death of their leader.
"HOW DARE YOU! Speak of my family like that!" Zim shouted with rage, "You shall pay for what you said to me, miserable scum bucket."
The guards still a little shocked, came back into focus on just what was happening and they seized the captain again, with now even a tighter grip than before making the captain fall to his knees from the pain. The guards stripped the captain of his weapons and handed them to Zim.
"If the Tallests were here..." the captain started, but was cut short.
"But their not captain, their not!" smiled Zim, looming over the captain with a certain death glint in his eyes, "Take him to the torture chamber."
The Tallests were the leaders of the Irken race, because as you know the Irken race is determined by height, these two Irkens were the tallest out the whole race and because they were exactly the same height they ruled the race together, with not too much quarrelling.
They sent Zim to Earth mainly to get rid of him, in hope he would die or get lost and never be found. Zim had invited himself for a mission in Impending Doom 2; you see Zim had destroyed his own planet in Impending Doom 1, which Zim was banished to Food Courtia. Because of the destruction that Zim made, he forced the Tallests to abandon the first project and start another; Impending Doom 2 their second attempted at taking over the galaxy. Making Zim think he was on a secret mission and sending him to a planet that no one cared about, far away from Irk, thinking he would die. Of course they didn't count on Zim taking over the planet. The Tallests decided to let Zim keep the little puny planet that was no threat at all and they sent the shortest Irkens they could find (which consisted of a mire 5000 short Irkens) and claimed that it was the armada that Zim had been waiting for and Zim being as brainwashed as he was by the Tallests, believed them and did not question them. At least that would keep Zim out of their antennas for a while, well so they thought...
The Captain got himself into mess in this chapter. I think that's the last we will see of him! Or maybe not? What will happen next? Okay Review time.
