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CHAPTER SIX
Interesting findings
Somewhere in the galaxy, far away from Earth.
"Aahhhhh Red, what else is on our agenda today?" asked a very tall Irken with big purple eyes, looking at an equally tall Irken with big red eyes.
"Well Purple, we could scan the entire universe for any threat to the Irken race," suggested Red, taking a sip of a custom made Irken drink, known to you and I as a brain freezy, "We don't want any other filthy races destroying our planets, before we do."
"Okay lets scan for any threats then, like any races could come even close to so much as a threat to us," laughs Purple.
Red nodded with a cheesy grin on his face. The two Irkens best known as the Tallests made their way up and down long twisted purple corridors of the Irken mother ship. They entered the empty control room, it was very late and most of their pilots and followers were out on their rest break. Red tapped in the scan into the control panel.
FIZZZ the giant monitor bounced to life, on the screen the word "SEARCHING" appeared.
The two Tallests sat on their double captain seat; snickering and laughing about any race of any sort could be a threat to the great Irken species. When a beeping sound filled the room and the words forming "ONE MATCH FOUND" form upon the screen.
"WHAT?!" Red shot up out of his seat, his long antennas twitching furiously and his green skin turned that deep shade of purple.
"Now Red calm down, lets see what's the threat and who first, then we obliterate them!" Purple said cool and calm, he too standing up from this seat, "Computer locate the threat and give us as much information as you can scan."
Another beeping sound filled the air and the words spelling "SEARCHING" formed upon the monitor once again.
Static started to fill the monitor but it came clear and showed image of a tan and blue planet, it looked as if it was uncared and mistreated. Then at the bottom of the screen a word spelling "EARTH" formed.
"Earth?" said Red thoughtfully, "Now why is that familiar?"
"BEEP" went the computer again; it now gave a short profile on the planet.
EARTH: The one planet with life forms on it, in its solar system.
The main inhabitants that lived on the planet were "EARTHONIODS" or best known as "HUMANS"
It came to its destruction about 5 years ago, when an Irken Invader known as "ZIM" took control.
Zim was given the planet roughly 4 years ago, by the orders of the Irken leaders. The planet is now an independent and is growing fast.
The main life forms now are Humans and Irkens.
Technology is mostly Irken and human. Cannot find anything else on this subject.
Defence systems are extremely strong; attack is not quite as strong but format bile.
Most of the planet is desert wasteland, but empires are dotted all across the planet.
HISTROY CONTACTS: Last contacted about 4 years ago.
First contacted 21 years ago, by Tallest Blue for an inter species breeding program.
"ZIM!" both Red and Purple said together.
"Well we know Zim would never attack us, we've brain washed him to the max. So as long as Zim doesn't know he is a threat to us, he shouldn't get any ideas and we won't have to worry," Purple said seriously looking at his co-ruler.
"Yes, I find that interspecies breeding program interesting, I didn't know the former Tallest was running one of those," Said Red studying the information on the huge monitor.
"Yes that is interesting," agreed Purple, he too studying the information, "Computer display as much information as you have on Blue's interspecies breeding program."
The computer now showed in big red letters the words "TOP SECERT!"
Then it in blues letters formed the heading of the program, "TALLEST BLUE'S INTERSPECIES BREEDING PROGRAM."
Then all the information recorded was displayed upon the black screen in white letters.
BREEDING PROGRAM: This program was started in Tallest's last reining year leading the Irken race. Program was never completed.
The only race to be experimental breeding subjects with the Irken was the HUMANOIDS.
Because the program didn't get on the way soon enough there was only one half-breed to be born. It is still alive today and it is in its early 20's and the sex is confirmed to be male. There's been no contacted with the half-breed, it was last located on the planet earth. It's been said that half-breeds are very possessive and will protect its home planet at all costs, meaning that it would even destroy it's planet in order to protect it.
The female Irken that freely participated in the breeding program was Blue herself.
BLUE'S COMENTS: I hoped to make our species grow faster and by breeding with other origins, I hoped to have an Invader born on every planet. By having an Invader born on the planet, it's going to Invade. This would enable the Invader to have an extensive knowledge of the planet and would invade it even quicker than a recruit Invader would be able. But there is a flaw in this plan, the half-breed seems to be possessive of its planet and instead of invading the planet, it protects it. I've disguised it with a solid hollow-gram, so it's Irken features are covered, so it's able to lead a normal life in among the humans and as long as another Invader doesn't appear on its planet, things will be fine. Irk knows what would happen if that were the case. I was unable to dispose of the half-breed on my own beliefs. I know I am considered weak, but maybe the half-breed can be programmed when it's older, so it's Irken half will over ride his human half. I hope this program would be able to be put to good use in the future.
There is no more recorded information.
"Well who would of thought," Said Purple breaking the eerie silences.
"Yes, you know that would mean that the half-breed could be next inline to rule Irk, if tall enough and since it has a royal background it's almost certain," said Red shifting nervously at the thought of losing his rank to a half-breed.
"HHHmmm," sighed Purple, "I know lets delete the information and no one will ever know of the half-breed, no threat to our ranks, if there is no knowledge of the half-breed heir."
"Good idea Purple!" Red happily agreeing with Purple and breathing a sigh of relief.
"Now why don't you go get yourself and I a brain freezy and I'll finish up here, Red," suggested Purple.
"Okay see you down on quadrant 4 then," said Red happy and relieved that there was no more serious threat as he walked out of the control room.
Once Red was gone, Purple turned to the giant Irken computer.
"Computer I want that information copied on a mini disc, before you delete the information," ordered Purple.
The Computer beeped and at the control panel a tiny disc popped out. Purple slipped the disc into his Purple armour and watched as the monitor went blank and the computer shut itself down, before making his way down to quadrant 4, where he found Red waiting for him.
"Think we should tell Zim about the half-breed?" asked Red as his co-ruler sat down on the comfy and luxurious armchair beside him.
Both look at each other for just a moment "Nah."
Author's note: "G'day everyone! Did you like this chapter? Please tell me, or I'll be forced to rain doom down on your doomed heads!"
"OOO, someone needs a hug from her sir robot!"
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"
CHAPTER SIX
Interesting findings
Somewhere in the galaxy, far away from Earth.
"Aahhhhh Red, what else is on our agenda today?" asked a very tall Irken with big purple eyes, looking at an equally tall Irken with big red eyes.
"Well Purple, we could scan the entire universe for any threat to the Irken race," suggested Red, taking a sip of a custom made Irken drink, known to you and I as a brain freezy, "We don't want any other filthy races destroying our planets, before we do."
"Okay lets scan for any threats then, like any races could come even close to so much as a threat to us," laughs Purple.
Red nodded with a cheesy grin on his face. The two Irkens best known as the Tallests made their way up and down long twisted purple corridors of the Irken mother ship. They entered the empty control room, it was very late and most of their pilots and followers were out on their rest break. Red tapped in the scan into the control panel.
FIZZZ the giant monitor bounced to life, on the screen the word "SEARCHING" appeared.
The two Tallests sat on their double captain seat; snickering and laughing about any race of any sort could be a threat to the great Irken species. When a beeping sound filled the room and the words forming "ONE MATCH FOUND" form upon the screen.
"WHAT?!" Red shot up out of his seat, his long antennas twitching furiously and his green skin turned that deep shade of purple.
"Now Red calm down, lets see what's the threat and who first, then we obliterate them!" Purple said cool and calm, he too standing up from this seat, "Computer locate the threat and give us as much information as you can scan."
Another beeping sound filled the air and the words spelling "SEARCHING" formed upon the monitor once again.
Static started to fill the monitor but it came clear and showed image of a tan and blue planet, it looked as if it was uncared and mistreated. Then at the bottom of the screen a word spelling "EARTH" formed.
"Earth?" said Red thoughtfully, "Now why is that familiar?"
"BEEP" went the computer again; it now gave a short profile on the planet.
EARTH: The one planet with life forms on it, in its solar system.
The main inhabitants that lived on the planet were "EARTHONIODS" or best known as "HUMANS"
It came to its destruction about 5 years ago, when an Irken Invader known as "ZIM" took control.
Zim was given the planet roughly 4 years ago, by the orders of the Irken leaders. The planet is now an independent and is growing fast.
The main life forms now are Humans and Irkens.
Technology is mostly Irken and human. Cannot find anything else on this subject.
Defence systems are extremely strong; attack is not quite as strong but format bile.
Most of the planet is desert wasteland, but empires are dotted all across the planet.
HISTROY CONTACTS: Last contacted about 4 years ago.
First contacted 21 years ago, by Tallest Blue for an inter species breeding program.
"ZIM!" both Red and Purple said together.
"Well we know Zim would never attack us, we've brain washed him to the max. So as long as Zim doesn't know he is a threat to us, he shouldn't get any ideas and we won't have to worry," Purple said seriously looking at his co-ruler.
"Yes, I find that interspecies breeding program interesting, I didn't know the former Tallest was running one of those," Said Red studying the information on the huge monitor.
"Yes that is interesting," agreed Purple, he too studying the information, "Computer display as much information as you have on Blue's interspecies breeding program."
The computer now showed in big red letters the words "TOP SECERT!"
Then it in blues letters formed the heading of the program, "TALLEST BLUE'S INTERSPECIES BREEDING PROGRAM."
Then all the information recorded was displayed upon the black screen in white letters.
BREEDING PROGRAM: This program was started in Tallest's last reining year leading the Irken race. Program was never completed.
The only race to be experimental breeding subjects with the Irken was the HUMANOIDS.
Because the program didn't get on the way soon enough there was only one half-breed to be born. It is still alive today and it is in its early 20's and the sex is confirmed to be male. There's been no contacted with the half-breed, it was last located on the planet earth. It's been said that half-breeds are very possessive and will protect its home planet at all costs, meaning that it would even destroy it's planet in order to protect it.
The female Irken that freely participated in the breeding program was Blue herself.
BLUE'S COMENTS: I hoped to make our species grow faster and by breeding with other origins, I hoped to have an Invader born on every planet. By having an Invader born on the planet, it's going to Invade. This would enable the Invader to have an extensive knowledge of the planet and would invade it even quicker than a recruit Invader would be able. But there is a flaw in this plan, the half-breed seems to be possessive of its planet and instead of invading the planet, it protects it. I've disguised it with a solid hollow-gram, so it's Irken features are covered, so it's able to lead a normal life in among the humans and as long as another Invader doesn't appear on its planet, things will be fine. Irk knows what would happen if that were the case. I was unable to dispose of the half-breed on my own beliefs. I know I am considered weak, but maybe the half-breed can be programmed when it's older, so it's Irken half will over ride his human half. I hope this program would be able to be put to good use in the future.
There is no more recorded information.
"Well who would of thought," Said Purple breaking the eerie silences.
"Yes, you know that would mean that the half-breed could be next inline to rule Irk, if tall enough and since it has a royal background it's almost certain," said Red shifting nervously at the thought of losing his rank to a half-breed.
"HHHmmm," sighed Purple, "I know lets delete the information and no one will ever know of the half-breed, no threat to our ranks, if there is no knowledge of the half-breed heir."
"Good idea Purple!" Red happily agreeing with Purple and breathing a sigh of relief.
"Now why don't you go get yourself and I a brain freezy and I'll finish up here, Red," suggested Purple.
"Okay see you down on quadrant 4 then," said Red happy and relieved that there was no more serious threat as he walked out of the control room.
Once Red was gone, Purple turned to the giant Irken computer.
"Computer I want that information copied on a mini disc, before you delete the information," ordered Purple.
The Computer beeped and at the control panel a tiny disc popped out. Purple slipped the disc into his Purple armour and watched as the monitor went blank and the computer shut itself down, before making his way down to quadrant 4, where he found Red waiting for him.
"Think we should tell Zim about the half-breed?" asked Red as his co-ruler sat down on the comfy and luxurious armchair beside him.
Both look at each other for just a moment "Nah."
Author's note: "G'day everyone! Did you like this chapter? Please tell me, or I'll be forced to rain doom down on your doomed heads!"
"OOO, someone needs a hug from her sir robot!"
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"
