Hello everyone, Lady Saturn here! Now, I hope you are all enjoying my little fic! I need to explain a couple of things though. First off, I would like you all to meet my little assistent/friend! ::points to a little ball of brown fur on her head. The creature opens it's tiny eyes, showing that there are dark black and glittering with energy, and for some strange reason, it is wearing little red shoes:: Meet IcaacyMcbobilrsmol! Also known as Incredably Cute, Adorable, And Cuddly Yet Mentally Challenged Ball of Brown Fur In Little Red Shoes Made Of Leather! Or Ikky for short! Washu, the greatest scientist in the whole Universe!, created him for me! Say hi Ikky!
Ikky: ::giggles::
Ya, um, he doesn't know how to speak our tongue. He only laughs, giggles, growls, and screams. That's about it.
Arianna: IcaacyMcbobirsomifishitztil?
No! IcaacyMcbobfilrsmol!
Arianna: *_*?
I speak many strange things.
Arianna: You got that right...
Yugi: Why is he mentally challenged? [1]
I'll show you. Ikky! Go to Yugi! Come on boy! You can do it!
Ikky: ::looks around, spots a lmp, laughs. He jumps onto it and hugs the lamp::
See what I mean?
Yugi&Arianna: o.o
Alright then, moving along...A few things. One, I know the Elf Swordsman is the Celtic Guardian. [2] I'm sorry, I'll change that!
Yami: You baka! Do I need to teach you the monsters again?
NO! really! That's okay!
Nitari: ::whacks Yami over the head:: Stop being such a baka Yugioh!
Now, I know you all are waiting for chapter ten...
Yami, Yugi, Nitari & Arianna: HAI!
::Sweatdrops:: Okay! Geeze! Well, it probably won't be up until Friday or Saturday. I'm banned from the tele Monday through Thursday, I need to watch a couple of episodes to get them done.
Group: Tele?
Yes, tele! Blame Kay-chan! She's been talking to me about British shows! And has been quoting from them! Plus, it's fun to say! Tele tele tele! ~_^
Yugi: Have you been drinking Pepsi and or Mountain Dew again? [3]
^_^ Hai!
Yugi: Somebody hide it, now.
0.o NOT MY SODA! NOOOOOOOO! ::runs out of the room to protect soda::
Nitari: ::pulls out wooden mallet:: Okay, where is that straight-jacket? I haven't seen it!
::Alexa sticks her head into the room:: Third hallway on the right, first door! It's all nice and clean for her!
Nitari: Thanks Alexa!
Alexa: ~_^ No problem! I can't whomp her 'cause she's the one who writes my pay checks! [4]
Nitari: No prob. Ohhh Saturn! ::walks out the room, mallet in hand::
Arianna & yugi: ^_^;;; Uh-oh...
Ikky: ::still hugging the lamp::
Yami: ::looking at Ikky:: Strange creature...
I'm back! ::holding a 2-Liter bottle of Pepsi:: Haha! Pepsi! ::takes a gulp:: Now, another thing, the plot of the story is going to be confusing. I'm going to be introducing two more of my characters. They both will be a signifigant part in the fic.
Arianna: And I know one!
Nitari: ::returns:: And the other one can go to-
Okay Nitari! That's enough! I listened to you bitch about the guy for an hour already!
Nitari: Oh, that was only the beginning!
0.o?
Yami: Don't start Nitari.
Nitari: WHAT?! That guy is a bastard!
Ikky: ::jumps onto Nitari and hugs her::
Nitari: GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE FURBALL! :: pulls Ikky off her and throws it at Yugi::
Yugi: AHHH! ::ducks::
Ikky: ::slams right into wall, but bounces back:: ::giggling::
Arianna: ::slides to the right, where the creature smacks face-first into the wall and slides down it, groaning::
He-he! I sort modeled him after BEBO from Powerpuff Girls...
Arianna: That thing?!
::nods::
Group: Uh-oh...
Don't worry! Nothing like that is gonna happen! Trust me! [5]Look! I really need to get on with this thing! Now! People! I have decided to do a little contest!
Nitari: What kind of a contest?
Well, whoever wins, will not only get to be in one chapter of the fic, but they get to help me review and stuff on my story!
Yami: No more insane bakas!
Stop calling me a baka! I already get enough of that from Heero and Wufei god damnit!
Yugi: Don't get her started Yami...she has Pepsi...
^_^ ::takes another gulp of it:: Now, what you are going to have to do is, e-mail me not only why you want to win, but you must say WHO you are going to annoy throughout the entire time! I'll help you annoy them! And they can be any character from any show! I'll drag their sorry cracus in and piss them off!
Group: OH dear lord...
Ikky: ::still on the ground::
Haha! But there is ONE little requirement! You have to at least review ONE of my fics!
Nitari: Like that's gonna narrow that down the list...
Hey! Cool it! I will also pick two other people,w ho didn't quite win first, and have them help me and my new friend piss of someone for one chapter review!
Yami: Oy-vey! @.@
Hai, and the dead line will be December 28th , 2001. So that give sme all weekend to pick who wins and plan out the chapter! Contestants could also add a description of theirselves, so that I can even, possible, draw the winner! And this is open to all ages! I will continue to update this thing, in my fic, since so many people visit this visit this instead of my Directory page! MEAN PEOPLES! .
Arianna: ::tries to take away the Pepsi::
NO! MINE! MINE! ALL MINE! ::hugs the Pepsi, wide eyed:: You have touched the sacred bottle of Caffinee! You should be cursed!
Arianna: ::rolls eyes:: Right LS...
::grins evily:: Should I then tell who your ::cough:: boyfirend is gonna be? Now? Infront of everyone?
Arianna: 0.0 No! You wouldn't!
I would.
Arianna: OKAY! OKAY! Forgive me or mighty Priestess of Saturn and all Sugary and Caffinated Things of Life![6]
::smiling:: That'll do! ::looks at Ikky:: Oh boy...Poor Ikky...
Group: ::rolls their eyes and groans::
Hey! Be nice to ikky!
Ikky: ::wakes up, grins, and latches himself to Saturn's leg::
0.o' Get off...off now...Get off! ::hakes her leg:: LEGGO!
Ikky: ::clings to her even mroe:: ::giggling::
GET OFF ME YOU STUPID CREATURE!
Ikky: ::looks up and hisses, showing his fangs::
0.o Nevermind...stay on as long as you want lil' guy...
Ikky: ::smiling and snuggles against her leg::
Where's Washu? She made him, and every single thing she makes has a power switch. Even organic ones... ::walks away::
Yugi: well...uh...enter the contest everyone! And enjoy the fic!
Yami: Right...I fear what the baka is gonna write next!
DON'T CALL ME A BAKA!
Yami: 0.o''''
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[1] I use that term lossly and un-stereotipicly. What happened to Ikky doesn't mean that all people who are mentally challnge do that. I use that term loosly and without any real true meaning.
[2] At first, I think, he was called the Elf Swodrsman. but now his name is the Celtic Guardian. I didn't find that out until AFTER I wrote the Dueling Part of the fic.
[3] Pepsi/Mountain Dew are my favorite sodas! And whenever I drink them, I go crazy! Ask any of my reality friends, they'll tell you the samething!
[4] My other name is Saturn no miko, which means 'Priestess of Saturn". I just added Sugary and Caffinated Things to it for kicks!
[5] There's a Powerpuff Girl episode where the Professor creates a pet for the girls. He ends up going insanly hungry and ended up eating all townsville, before blowwing up into millions of little BEBOs! hehe! They are soooo cute!
[6] Alexa is one of my OC, from a DBZ fic I'm writing in my spare time. She helps me, along with two other OCs, take care of my anime kitties and website. It isn't up yet though. I hope soon! ^_^
