Heero: Happy wedding shower! Huh? You're not Relena?
Duo: Ba?
Quatre: What the hell is ba?
Duo: I dunno, I just heard it from some scottish guy on my way here.
Some scottish guy: Hello me wee lasses and lads! Where's the lucky lass?
Wufei: Yeah, where is the chicken?
Some scottish guy: Hey! That's me line! You, you, you chicken!!!!
Sally: Hey, don't call him that!
Some scottish guy: Shut up you head chicken!
Wufei: Finally! Someone who agrees with me!
Sally: The wedding's off!
Wufei: Praise the lord! The blades of a thousand swords of pain have been removed!
Sally: Uh! The wedding's back on!
Quatre: Hello? Does anyone know where my sister's are? They can do sooooo much damage when no one's looking
after them.
Duo: Hey! Do you mean ...
Quatre: Yes ...
Duo: You were babysitting your sisters!
Quatre: Ye... no. Worse than that.
Heero: You mean ...
Quatre: I was being babysitted, I had to escape, but the thing was, just before I escaped, it turned out my sisters had
escaped, and now the babysitter's looking for them, and now me to!
Duo: Ah! Look at the little bobby baby!He's so cute!
Quatre: Please, shut up.
Heero: Is Relena here yet?
Sally: Does it look like it?
Some scottish guy: Shut up me wee bonnie chicken!
Trunks: What the hell is going on here?
Trowa: Yeah? What is up with the scottish man?
Some scottish guy: It's scottish guy! And anyway, at least my name is made up of real words!
Trowa: Trowa is a real word!
Some scottish guy: Not in the real world! In the real world, you're just characters in some Japanese show.
Trowa: What's the show called?
Some scottish guy: I cannot say till tomorrow at three thirty.
Duo:Who's names are real words in the real world?
SSG: Well, your name means two people doing a piece of music together, Sally is a real girl's name, and Hero is somebody who saves the world a lot.
Trunks: What about me?
SSG: Well, erm, it is something that is on an animal called an elephant.
Zechs: Ah, here they are! Come on love they're ok, we can go.
Noin: No we can't, it won't let us move!
Duo: You idiot Quatre! You should have kept those girls in the house. Sometimes, you're just, just a chicken!!!
Wufei: Finally! Some of my greatness has passed on to the boy!
Duo: You hear that! He called me boy, not chicken!
SSG: I've been telling you that for years ...
Zechs: Hold on a second, who's line is that? I mean the chicken thing?
W+SSG: Mine!
Noin: Hey boys! Stop fighting!Why did you start that!
Zechs: Does that mean the wedding's off?
Noin: Of course not huney bunch!
Quatre: Hahahahahahaha! Honey bunch!
Zechs: Shut up ...
Duo: You chicken!
W+SSG: That's just what I was gonna say!
Wufei: You are now a man my son.
Duo: Yay!
SSG: You know you said it won't let you move, well, it's letting me move ok. I'm out of this penthouse! See ya!Oh
yeah, Wufei, you're more of a chicken then Quatre! I mean, you proposed to a chicken, even if it was in a druken
rage, you still did it!
Wufei: Man! I'm just gonna go kill him with my gundam ... oh crap! It won't let me move!
Duo: Hey! Trowa! Get out of that corner! We know you did it!
Trowa: It wasn't me! I mean, it wasn't me the last two times, even if it was me the 13 times before those 2 times, you
can't prove it was me this time!
Duo: Ba????
Quatre: Could you stop doing that!!!!!!!!!
D+W: Ahhhhh! Shut up you chiken!
Duo: At least I don't need a babysitter! Now let's see ... you're a chicken ... also a baby ... that would make you a
chick!
Quatre: Shut up! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Look at Quatre, the little, diddy chick! Sing it with me know!
Everyone: Look at Quatre, the little, diddy chick!
Quatre: Please! Just shut up!!!!!
Duo: You ... you ... you just pulled my plait out! How dare you! That thing takes hours!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilde: Let it go Duo! You could beet that chicken any day!!!! Don't fight him.
Wufei: I'll be glad to do it!
Quatre: Hey! Ow!!!!! OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY HAS EVERYONE TURNED AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Noin: This is Relena's wedding shower, right??????
Heero: Of course! Arranged by me of course.
Sally: Then where is she?
Heero: Errrrr ...
Hilde: You forgot to invite her, didn't you!
Heero: Ummmmm ... oh you're right!
H+S+N: You idiot!!!
Catherine: Sorry it took me so long, I had to tell my parents about the wedding!!!
Everyone: What?!?!
Catherine: Oh, didn't Trowa tell you! We got married!
Trowa: Oh man ...
Sally: Oh yeah! How did we miss that ring!!!!
Catherine: You haven't seen his Gundam yet have you?
Trowa: What!
Hilde: Oh ... my ... god!!!!! Duo, why can't you do that to your Gundam!!!
Duo: Do what? Oh my God!!!! Ohhhhhhh you'll laugh the enemy away with that thing!!!!
Trowa: What! Did you buy me a new Gundam?????
Catherine: Well, I traded in the old one, cause you know, it was just sitting there ... and got a new one! Go and take a
look!
Trowa: What the hell! It's all pink! And what the hell is that!
Duo: Hahahahaha!!!! I didn't notice that!!!!! Ahhhh, he's so cute!
Trowa: Why did you put my baby picture on it!
Catherine: Well, the pink didn't look perfect ... it was missing something. So, I found your baby pictures and gave one
to ...
Hilde: Me! I painted it on! Don't you just love it!!!!
Trowa: This is more embarrassing then when I lost my Pikachu ...
Wufei: Oh my god Trowa! You look like a, a, a ...
Duo: A chicken!!!!!!!
Q+W+D: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Trowa: Please ... stop it ...
Relena: Huh hum!! Is this thing on? Now thanks for coming!!!!
Quatre's 29 sisters: Hehehehe!
Quatre: So that's where they went ...
Wufei: Please Duo ... don't try anything ... hello! Duo? Haven't you noticed Quatre's 29 sisters? Are you sure you
don't wanna come up for air? Hilde? Duo?
Relena: Ahhhhhh!
Quatre's 29 sisters: Duo! We're still available! You can come up here!!!
Quatre: It doesn't look like he'll be coming up for air soon, let alone up there!!!
Relena: Now, because it's my wedding shower, I thought you should all look absoulutely perfect!!!!! Now as I have
been persuaded, my new favourite colour is pink!!
Wufei: I wonder who could have done that!!!!! Girls!!!
Quatre's 29 sisters: Well, you shouldn't have called us chickens!!
Sally: They're right you know!!!!
Relena: Well, anyway, You're all coming to my wedding tomorrow, and you're all going to wear pink!!!



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Duo: How the hell! What happened!
Hilde: I dunno ...
Noin: Looks like we're at some kinda wedding ...
Wufei: Not any wedding ...
Sally: Relena's wedding!!
Quatre: And look at what we're wearing!!!
Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Zechs: Well, you all got off easy ...
Quatre's 29 sisters: Now, how about a running commentary of the clothes!!!!!
Valerianna: Now, some scottish guy is wearing pink pumps, a satin pink dress, and a silk pink hat!
SSG: I'm not even wearing a kilt! This is an outrage!!!
Tyla: Quatre's wearing a pink jogging jumper and joggers, with little teddy bears on ...
Quatre: I thought I burned those ...
Valerianna: Wufei's wearing a giant pink chicken suit, after all the times he called us chickens ...
Sally: At least I'm the front of the chicken ...
Tyla: Zech's is wearing a pink and white pair of old striped pyjama's, 'cause that was all we could find to fit him.
Valerianna: Now, Noin, we had to paint her suit pink, because we couldn't get it off ...
Tyla: And Heero is wearing a pink suit, matching Relena's pink wedding dress!
Heero: I smell like a meadow.
SSG: Oh my god! You've put make up on the boy!
Q29s: Not just Heero, everyone!
Everyone: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Duo: Hey! Me and Hilde aren't wearing pink!
Tyla: Hilde's wearing a white dress, and Duo, a black suit.
Quatre: Why aren't they in pink???
Q29s: You'll see ...

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AFTER RELENA'S WEDDING

Duo: That's it! Hilde, will you marry me?
Hilde: Sure!!!!!!(Duo and Hilde kiss)
Quatre: Are you crying Wufei??
Wufei: No, I just have something in my eye. Duo?
Duo: Yeah?
Wufei: I salute you!!!!
Q29s: That could have been us!!!!
Tyla: Why did you have to be ... sniff ... so horrible to him!!
Valerianna: Me? What about you!!
Trowa: I am so happy.
Trunks: I feel so much for you guys!!
Heero: Trunks? You feel something???
Hilde: I love you Duo!!!
Duo: Girls? Could you do me a faver??
Q29s: Oh!! She'll love it!! Sure!!
Hilde: What are you doing ... you've lost the plait! For me??
Duo: For you ...
Wufei: Ok, maybe I am crying!!


TWO MONTHS LATER, RELENA KILLS HEERO AFTER THEIR DIVORCE ONE MONTH AFTER THE
WEDDING, WHERE AS HILDE IS PREGNENT WITH TWINS. ZECHS+NOIN HAVE FINALLY STARTED
PLANNING THEIR WEDDING, AND SALLY AND WUFEI ARE MARRIED. ALSO, TROWA AND
CATHERINE HAVE SPLIT UP.