Drunken

**Hey this my fourth fan fiction (Like you care ;)
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Vegeta was angry, no furious. He was starving and there was no food anywhere. The woman was out with her so-called 'mate', and her parents were on another of their stupid vacations. Vegeta rummaged through all the cabinets. What was the matter with these humans, Kakaraut had more food than this. He went to the huge refrigerator and literally stuck his head in it. He saw nothing. There was just a bunch of those disgusting things called vegetables. Something spotted his eye. In the very back there were 30 cans neatly lined up. He thought he saw that idiot Kakaraut refuse it one time. Humph, just another thing Vegeta could beat Kakaraut at. Vegeta opened it and took a drink. It was pretty good. Better than that brown stuff they called coke.

**Hours Later**

Bulma got off her car and slammed the door. How could Yamcha do that? That was his fifth time. She had just went to the bathroom to freshen her make-up and when she came out Yamcha was there making out with some blonde chick. Bulma was so angry she didn't even tell Yamcha she was leaving.
Bulma walked in the door she heard noises in the kitchen. Oh great now she had to hear Vegeta complain. Bulma walked in the kitchen and discovered the most hilarious thing she had ever seen in her entire life. There Vegeta was sitting there surrounded by thirty beer cans eating a carrot.

Bulma went and sat beside him.

"Vegeta?"
"Woman, is that you? You look funny?"
"Gee, thanks."
"Vegeta what happened, why are you drinking."
"I drunk 'cuz Kakarout might beat me up that's why me ate him." Vegeta held up a carrot.
Bulma giggled "Vegeta you hate vegetables."
"Me don't hate me. Me can't hate me."
"Vegeta you are very drunk."
"Me not drunk woman. Me prince of Saiyans. Me can't get drunk."
"Whatever Vegeta, I think you should go to bed."

Bulma picked him up and she put his arm around her for support.

"Vegeta you sure are heavy."
"Huh?"
"I said you sure are heavy."
"Huh?"
"NOTHING."
"Ok."

Bulma had to stop and put him on the sofa to rest. Vegeta grabbed the remote. He turned on the TV. And started to watch The Three Stooges. He saw Mo do something to Larry and he tried it on Bulma.

"Ouch!"
"Me sorry."

Bulma was surprised he had actually apologized. She never thought he would do something like that even if he was drunk. Bulma smiled evilly. This could be a good opportunity.

"Vegeta, what do you think of me?" Bulma asked sweetly

Vegeta stared at her for a couple of minutes then finally answered.

"Well, you are pretty and your the only one nice to me but you yell to loud and worry too much."

"Is that how you really think of me Vegeta?"
"Uh-huh." Vegeta hiccupped.
"Well, how come you never told me?"
"Because you would get mad at me."
"Vegeta I wouldn't get mad, I could never get mad at you."

Bulma thought about her own words for a while. For some reason she never got mad at him even when they were fighting. It was just impossible. She looked at Vegeta. He was watching Rugrats. He just looked absolutely cute in this state. He was laughing when Angelica knocked Tommy down and through his ball. Well he still had some evil in him. Vegeta suddenly grabbed Bulma and kissed her on the cheek after he saw DeDe do it to Tommy.

"Vegeta, why did you do that for."
He just pointed to the television.

Bulma laughed. Vegeta stared at her Bulma looked at him and smiled. He smirked back. Before Bulma could do anything else he pulled her towards him and they met in a deep kiss. After a while Vegeta pulled back.

"Wait..you have a boyfriend."

Bulma burst into tears at the thought of Yamcha.

"Awww, don't cry."

And with those last words he hugged her, and she hugged him back.

*20 seconds later**

"Ok Vegeta you're hugging a little to tightly."
"Vegeta?"
"VEGETA!"

She turned her head and found that he had fallen asleep on her and she couldn't get him off...

To Be Continued

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