Bulma Gets Drunk

This was just absolutely wonderful. Bulma was stuck under a very heavy Vegeta, who was knocked out cold, and she couldn't get him off. She really didn't hate the fact that she was stuck with Vegeta, she was just very scared of what he would when he woke up. What would he possibly do? Would he act normal? Would he send her to the next dimension? Or would he even be sane? Unfortunately all those questions would not be answered because Vegeta had Bulma completely pinned. Well, she might as well go to sleep because if he murdered her she would at least die asleep.

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Vegeta awoke feeling quite comfortable. We started stretching his arms but he felt something soft. He picked up what he was holding and discovered it was blue hair. Vegeta literally jumped from the couch and was at the other side of the living room in half a second. What the hell was she doing there? And what was he doing on top of her? Suddenly all the events come rushing to his memory and he remembered everything. Vegeta felt crushed. How could he have done such an idiotic stupid thing like that? He would never live it down, and the stupid woman wouldn't let him. He had no choice but to avoid her, he would avoid her at all costs no matter what it took. He would have absolutely nothing to do with her. He would just ignore her.

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Bulma woke, her body sore. She was surprised she was still alive. She was sure Vegeta would've killed her. Maybe he was just wanted to kill her while she was awake so she would suffer. Maybe Vegeta would start being nice to her. Yeah right.
Bulma walked to the kitchen and made herself a cup of coffee. Maybe that would clear her mind. Bulma looked out the window and at the gravity machine. It was vibrating and she could see the windows flashing with different colors. He was training so she probably wouldn't see him in a couple of hours. Which was good because he would probably gain more sanity. Bulma was still exhausted so she decided to go back to bed.

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Bulma awoke for the second time that day. She had slept for four hours. Bulma walked into the kitchen hoping she wouldn't run into Vegeta. Her hopes were shattered as Vegeta walked in. She watched his every move. He grabbed a glass from the cabinet, filled it with water, and then he drank it, not even glancing at Bulma. He then left the room. Now that was rude. He didn't even look at her. Well maybe he forgot. Bulma decided to take dinner to him and maybe he would at least glance at her. So she spent the next couple of hours cooking something for Vegeta.

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Bulma loaded the trays on the cart and went to the gravity room. She turned the gravity off from outside and walked in. Vegeta was still training. Bulma dragged the cart in. Vegeta still kept training. Bulma decided to do something that would catch his attention. She dropped the plate and watch as it shattered on the floor. Vegeta walked up to her, took the cart from her, pushed her out the door, and slammed the door on her face.

Bulma slammed the door as she walked in he house. How could he do something like that to her after the hard trouble she went through just to cook it. It didn't matter she was still beautiful. Just because Vegeta didn't want her didn't mean other men didn't want her either. She decided to take a night out in the town. Maybe she would get lucky and see some cute guys there.

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Bulma looked at herself from the mirror. Excellent. She had worn her sluttiest outfit and some *extra* make-up. Any man had to be crazy not to want her. She looked at herself one more time and left out the door to the nearest bar.

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Vegeta walked from the gravity room. Good. The woman was nowhere to be seen. Being full from the food the woman had given him Vegeta decided to take a nap on the couch. Vegeta sat down and closed his eyes.

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Vegeta's head jerked up as he heard the door close. The woman was back. The light turned on and Vegeta squinted. He saw the woman walking towards him. She was hardly wearing anything.
She sat down and turned on the TV. Vegeta could feel her staring at him but he did not want to turn around. Instead he tried to concentrate on the television. He heard Bulma giggling. Her giggling then turned into laughter. Soon Bulma was laughing so hard Vegeta couldn't even hear the TV.

"WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME IS SO FUNNY WOMAN?"

"Your hair."

Vegeta growled and turned his attention back to the TV. Bulma scoot closer to Vegeta. Vegeta just ignored her. Bulma scoot closer until their skin was touching. Before Vegeta could scoot away Bulma kissed him on the cheek. When Bulma was about to kiss him on the lips Vegeta left to his room. But Bulma quickly followed. Vegeta closed the door before she could get in. Bulma wasn't about to leave without a fight. She ran downstairs and grabbed the keys then ran back to Vegeta's room and unlocked the door. She ran to the bed and lay next to Vegeta facing him.

"Vegeta why you ignoring me? I know that you likes me. You told me."

Vegeta walked out his room and went to the kitchen.

Bulma followed closely behind.

As Vegeta was walking Bulma sneaked up behind him and pinched his a$$.

Vegeta got very angry and pinned Bulma to the wall.

"Woman I suggest you keep your hands too yourself or els-"

Vegeta couldn't finish. Bulma had locked in a deep kiss with him and he couldn't pry her off. Vegeta tried harder to get her off but she had a very good grip. Bulma had led him to the couch and she was on top of him still kissing him. Bulma had finally stopped to catch her breath. Vegeta was staring straight at her and she just stared back. Bulma smiled, Vegeta scowled. Bulma snuggled close to him and sighed but before drifting off to sleep she whispered a few words; "I love you Vegeta."

To be Continued...

I know, I know it wasn't humorous as the last but I really couldn't think of anything for Bulma to do or say. Sorry. R&R please