This is the 3rd Chapter of "My Twisted Tales"
Upon entering the gates of heaven Duo is roaming around looking for a place to get a stiff drink.(Writer's Note: ......I have one most of the time but......)
Duo has finally found his new watering hole.....let's watch (!_!)
Duo: Hey barkeep I'll have a whiskey sour.
Barkeep: Aha good choice sir aha!
Mysterious Cowboy: Ahhhh that's a womans drink cowpoke!
Duo: *Turns Head*.....JOHN WAYNE!!
John Wayne: Well it sure as hell isn't Ronald Regan!
Duo: Whoa you were always my hero!! Oh geez I'm gettin goosebumps!!
John Wayne: Ahhh suck it up wussy!
Duo: ..What the hell did you call me....
John Wayne: You heard me. Wanna fight about it?
Duo: I don't know if I could hit a living legend.....but you're dead now!
*Whack,Smack,Crack* Duo let John Wayne have it right in the jaw.
John Wayne: Ahh Jesus that hurt....not as much as this though!
*WooBAM!* John Wayne decked Duo a good one and sent him reeling into a pool table.
Duo then picked up a pool cue and blind sided John Wayne with it.
Duo jumped on John Waynes chest and started pummeling him!
John Wayne hit Duo with an empty beer mug and sent Duo to the floor!
John Wayne then drew a revolver....
John Wayne: Partner you're dead!
Duo: Wait a minute....I'm already dead where will I go??
John Wayne: When you die again you become a.........TELETUBBY!
Duo: God NO! YOU MONSTER!
John Wayne: Say your prayers.....
All of a sudden a stool whamed over the back of John Wayne....
John Wayne: Ah shit....
John Wayne fell beside Duo with a hard thud..
And who stood be fore Duo......Why it was Ghandi!
Duo: Ghandi...!? I always thought you were peaceful??
Ghandi: Yeah but I hate that jerk!
Ghandi: Kid you lookin for a way back down to earth??
Duo: Keep talkin I like your tune.
And so this ends Chapter 3 of "My Twisted Tales"
Remember: Practice safe Zechs...And ALWAYS wear a gundam
-Color Me Blood Red
Upon entering the gates of heaven Duo is roaming around looking for a place to get a stiff drink.(Writer's Note: ......I have one most of the time but......)
Duo has finally found his new watering hole.....let's watch (!_!)
Duo: Hey barkeep I'll have a whiskey sour.
Barkeep: Aha good choice sir aha!
Mysterious Cowboy: Ahhhh that's a womans drink cowpoke!
Duo: *Turns Head*.....JOHN WAYNE!!
John Wayne: Well it sure as hell isn't Ronald Regan!
Duo: Whoa you were always my hero!! Oh geez I'm gettin goosebumps!!
John Wayne: Ahhh suck it up wussy!
Duo: ..What the hell did you call me....
John Wayne: You heard me. Wanna fight about it?
Duo: I don't know if I could hit a living legend.....but you're dead now!
*Whack,Smack,Crack* Duo let John Wayne have it right in the jaw.
John Wayne: Ahh Jesus that hurt....not as much as this though!
*WooBAM!* John Wayne decked Duo a good one and sent him reeling into a pool table.
Duo then picked up a pool cue and blind sided John Wayne with it.
Duo jumped on John Waynes chest and started pummeling him!
John Wayne hit Duo with an empty beer mug and sent Duo to the floor!
John Wayne then drew a revolver....
John Wayne: Partner you're dead!
Duo: Wait a minute....I'm already dead where will I go??
John Wayne: When you die again you become a.........TELETUBBY!
Duo: God NO! YOU MONSTER!
John Wayne: Say your prayers.....
All of a sudden a stool whamed over the back of John Wayne....
John Wayne: Ah shit....
John Wayne fell beside Duo with a hard thud..
And who stood be fore Duo......Why it was Ghandi!
Duo: Ghandi...!? I always thought you were peaceful??
Ghandi: Yeah but I hate that jerk!
Ghandi: Kid you lookin for a way back down to earth??
Duo: Keep talkin I like your tune.
And so this ends Chapter 3 of "My Twisted Tales"
Remember: Practice safe Zechs...And ALWAYS wear a gundam
-Color Me Blood Red
