Vegteta AND Goku get drunk

**Hey I decided to do another where Vegeta gets drunk, but this time it's in front of the whole Z-Gang. R&R**

Vegeta was confused. Had the woman said she loved him? Naw, he probably just imagined it.
Vegeta took her off of him and left her there to continue her slumber.

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Bulma woke up, her head throbbing. She had made terrible embarrassment of herself in front of Vegeta. But she didn't think she did that much. Oh well, she knew that whatever she had done it couldn't have been as bad as what Vegeta did. Suddenly the phone rang and Bulma jumped up to get it.

"Hello?..."

"Hey Goku..."

"Yeah I'm free..."

"Sure Goku I'd love to go..."

"Well I'm not sure Vegeta would want to go but I'll ask him..."

"At six?...

"Ok Bye."

Just then Vegeta walked in the door.

"Hey Vegeta, Goku wants you to go to the party they are having tonight."

"What the hell is a party?"

"Well, it's a time where everyone relaxes and dances and eats."

Bulma decided to leave out the drinking part.

"Well, what do you say Vegeta?"

"No."

"Aww, C'mon Vegeta it's gonna be fun and besides Chi-Chi is cooking."

Vegeta pondered for a moment.

"I'll go but when I am done eating I'll leave. And if any of those stupid earthlings bother me, I'll be forced to send them to the next dimension."

Bulma stared at him.

"My gosh, what an ego."

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Bulma was wondering what to wear. She was thankful she had done her hair and make-up first because only an hour was left before the party would begin. Bulma finally decided to wear a mini-skirt and a tank top with matching sandals.
Bulma walked to the living room and got her keys. Vegeta was waiting for her outside.

"Vegeta do you need a ride."

"Yes, woman but only because I don't know where the so-called party is."

"Whatever."

Bulma and Vegeta hopped in the car and took off into what would be an unforgettable night for everyone.

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Goku greeted Bulma and Vegeta at the door.
He hugged Bulma and before he could say 'Hi' to Vegeta he went passed them and sat on the sofa with a scowl.

"What wrong with Vegeta?"

"Don't worry he's always that way."

"Oh."

"Well Chi-Chi wants you to help her in the kitchen so I'll see you later."

"Ok, Bye."

Bulma went to the kitchen.

"Hi Chi-Chi what's cookin'?"

"Hi Bulma. I'm making homemade pizza."

"Pizza, huh? Well, I'm sure Vegeta would like that."

"Vegeta came?"

"Yup."

"Well, you'd better be careful because Goku wants to have a drinking challenge with him."

"Really, well that should be interesting."

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"Hey, Vegeta I bet you I can drink more beer cans than you."

"Dream on Kakaraut."

"Well, if you don't want to I guess I can ask a weak little earthling."

"Damnit, give me a beer."

**1 hour later**

Chi-Chi walked out of the kitchen and nearly screamed. Goku and Vegeta were both on their 45th can of beer. She pulled Goku away.

"Goku, stop this ridiculous drinking right now!"

"Oh shut-up woman we are trying to have some fun."

"Goku don't you ever speak to me like that again."

"Aaa, shove it up your a$$."

Before Chi-Chi went crazy Vegeta interrupted.

"Where is me Bulma?"

"Your Bulma? Well, Bulma ran to her house to get some more peppers."

Vegeta picked up Chi-Chi.

"Don't you ever call her that again."

Before he could throw her against the wall Krillin came to her aid.

"Hey Vegeta I think you should leave her alone."

"Shut-up you little...you little..bald..thingy!"

Krillin was about to swing at Vegeta, but Yamcha stoppped him.

"Hey wait a second, did you just call Bulma yours?"

"Yeah, got a problem scar face?"

Yamcha turned red with anger.

Piccillo got in between them.

"THAT IS ENPOUPH!!"

Goku just sat there laughing at everyone.

Vegeta then turned his attention to the radio.
He walked up and turned it on full blast.
Everyone covered up his or her ears. He the grabbed Tien and started dancing to 'Bailomos' by Enrique Iglesias with him.

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Bulma walked in the room and saw some very disturbing things;
Goku was sitting on the sofa with a scowl on his face, Yamcha was on the floor unconscious, Krillin and Tien were laughing, Chi-Chi had a total look of shock on her face, and Vegeta and Piccillo were doing the tango.

Vegeta spotted Bulma and then dropped Piccillo, much to his relief.
He went up to Bulma and spun her around then started dancing with her.

**Hours Later**
Bulma finally got Vegeta to calm down. After a while everyone started to act normal again and Yamcha was conscience. The only thing different was that Vegeta was grinning and Goku was scowling. Chi-Chi passed out pizza and everyone chowed down. After everyone was finished Krillin turned on the radio and everyone listened. Yamcha kept on giving Vegeta and Bulma ugly looks and Vegeta noticed this so when 'Ms. Jackson' came on (by Outkast) Vegeta started singing:

"Never meant to take Bulma from you, I apologize a trillion times."
"I'm sorry Ms. Yamcha, ooh I am for reaal."

Yamcha looked humiliated.

After that song was finished 'Don't Tell Me' by Madonna came on and Vegeta jumped in between Tien and Chi-Chi, put his arms around them, and started singing again.

"Tell me love isn't true, it's just somethin' that we dooo."

Yes this night would be interesting, indeed.

**Whew! Done. R&R. Bye.**