Drunken
.DBZ Girls Get Drunk
**In this chapter the story takes place sometime before the World Martial Arts Tournament and Goku is alive. I know it doesn't follow the original DBZ timeline, but who cares?! This is *my* story and I can do anything I want. Also to the flamers who said I was stupid and that drunken people don't act like that I'm very aware of that too. And I really don't care. That's why it's called fan*fiction* so lay off. But I send lots of thanks to those who reviewed and liked the story. You are greatly appreciated.**
"Are you sure, Chi-Chi? Remember that last time we had a "get-together". It turned out to be a total disaster."
"How could I forget?" Chi-Chi giggled.
"What happened?" Videl asked curiously.
"It doesn't matter. It was along time ago. Besides not even Vegeta or Goku remembered."
"Remembered what?" Asked 18 impatiently.
Chi-Chi and Bulma stared at each other for a moment then busted out laughing.
18 just frowned and Videl still seemed a little confused.
**Later at Goku's house.**
".So what do you think Goku?"
"About what?"
"WHAT DO Y OU MEAN ABOUT WHAT? HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING TO ME?"
"Well that food your cooking looks really good and I can't really pay attention to thinks when I'm hungry."
Chi-Chi just scowled and blew her bangs out of her face.
"Saiyjins."
**At Krillin's house**
"Really? A New Years party?"
"Well what's wrong with that?"
Krillin stared at her for a moment then busted out laughing.
"Krillin what's so funny?"
"Oh nothing. He he."
"Hmph, no one tells me anything."
**At C.C.**
"I'm not going."
"Veegeettaa!! Why!! It's New Years the least you could do is go to a simple party."
"No."
"Fine I guess I'll just have to take somebody else. Hmm..I think Tien is free."
Bulma picked the phone up and Vegeta snatched it from her hands.
"Your not going anywhere with that 3-eyed freak."
Bulma just smiled brightly.
"This is going to be so much fun." Said Bulma as she started to hang up little string things.
"Yes, let's just hope no one gets drunk this time."
"So someone got drunk?" Videl asked.
"So that's what happened." 18 said.
"It doesn't matter. The point is that we are going to have fun."
"This is definitely going to be a new experience for 18. She's never been to a party before."
Videl looked at 18 curiously.
"You've never been to a party before?"
18 rolled her eyes. "What's wrong with that.
'These people sure are strange.' Thought Videl.
**New Years Eve**
Videl sighed. The party was so boring. No one was doing anything. And she had dressed especially nice for the party. She wore a black mini-skirt with knee-high boots and a matching spaghetti strapped blouse. She had even taken her hair out of her pigtails. All for nothing, everyone was too busy to notice her. Gohan was talking to the weird green guy. Bulma hadn't arrived yet and Chi-Chi was making party refreshments. How many could you possibly need for a small party? She had made over 4 dozen trays. These were definitely some crazy people.
When Bulma arrived nothing improved. Everyone was still sitting around waiting for absolutely nothing! She had arrived with Vegeta who looked quite handsome and she wore a flashy baby blue dress that matched her hair and eyes with her hair in tight curls. She didn't know how Bulma managed to look so young. She would have to talk to her later. Chi-Chi still looked young as well but she acted like an old lady. She could be nice sometimes but she was such a grouch. She wore a nice white dress and had her hair the same way she always had it but some curls remained down from her bun, which nicely framed her face. 18 looked marvelous. Her hair was still down but there were twists held by little rubber bands that matched her eyes. She wore a blue mini-skirt and a tube top, that Bulma made her ware, and some high heels. Even though she looked great she looked pretty pissed off. Everyone looked quite nice but it was so boring. Videl was suddenly pulled out from the crowd by Chi-Chi.
"This party stinks!"
"I know, I know, but what could we possibly do to make it better."
"How 'bout some drinks."
"No way!"
"You know what happened last time."
"I know but women have much more control."
"You can, but I'm not going to make a fool of myself."
Videl shrugged and opened a can (which Yamcha had so nicely provided them with) and began chugging it.
Chi-Chi went over to Bulma and pointed to Videl. Bulma laughed and said that Videl would learn her lesson soon enough.
Unaware to them was Vegeta pouring some liquor into Bulma's soda. He remembered exactly what happened at their other "get-together". They had all made a fool of the Prince of Saiyjins. He just pretended he forgot to ignore any uncomfortable confrontations. He couldn't help but laugh evilly when he poured some into Chi-Chi's drink as well.
18 asked Krillin to leave once again. And again he told her to be patient. 18 sighed as she looked at Videl who seemed a little hyper. Videl noticed 18's gaze and began pouring 18 a "drink". She walked towards her and handed it to her.
"What do I want this for?"
"Just drink it. It will make the party a lot more funner."
18 frowned at her bad grammar but drank it anyway. It tasted delicious. Videl just smiled and left walking a little strange.
Bulma and Chi-Chi watched Videl trip and almost fall. They began to giggle, then laugh a little, and then laugh some more. Soon they were on the ground holding their stomachs and they were laughing hysterically. Goku walked over to them confused.
"Hey are you feeling okay?"
They kind of looked like they were in pain to Goku. They were making funny faces and they couldn't breathe too well.
Chi-Chi stood up.
"Of course we are Kakarot. You're sooo silly."
Goku looked at her confused for a few moments then left quietly.
"What's wrong with Kakarot."
"I don't know, he's always in a bad mood."
They looked at each other for a moment and then busted out laughing.
18 walked towards Krillin, who was playing cards with Tien.
"Hey 18, what's up?" He said, not looking away from his cards."
"Oh nothin, just a lil tired."
18 yawned and stretched. She scoot a little closer to Krillin, who was sitting down and sat down on his head. She crossed her legs and smiled at Tien who dropped his cards in surprise.
"Ummm.18 are you feeling okay?"
"What do you mean ten, I'm fine. Just having a nice sit."
"First of all my name is Tien, and second I don't think Krillin appreciates you sitting on his head."
18 stood up. "Who asked you anyways??!!" She ran off towards Videl who was sitting in Goku's lap.
".And I want a bike, and a some make-up, and your son, and some-"
"Umm.Videl I'm sorry but I can't get you those things."
"What do you mean, your Santa Clause, right?"
Goku just fell over.
18 pushed Videl off of Goku.
"Hey it's my turn."
18 sat in Goku's lap and began to demand what she wanted for Christmas.
**Meanwhile.**
"C'mon you know you can't resist me."
Picollo scowled and tried to pry Chi-Chi off of him.
"Pickle why you fight these natural urges, we both knows we're meant for each other."
With those words Picollo threw her and she landed on Bulma and they both fell on the floor. They both thought it was hilarious so they busted out laughing.again.and again.and so on.
Videl watched 18 jealously as she kept making her list longer. It was her turn to have some fun.
"Hey Gohan, what's up?"
"Nothing I guess, why do you ask?"
"Well because I just wanted to know if you wanted to dance."
"Sure.but there's no music."
"GOHAN IF YOU NOT WANT TO DANCE WITH ME YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME. YOU'RE SUCH A JERK. YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING TRASH TO I AND AND..WAAA!!!!" *begins to wail like Serena*
Gohan just stared at her shocked.
She stuck her tongue out at him and left.
Bulma looked around. The place needed some music. She turned on the radio full blast. Everyone covered their ears but they eventually got used to it, except Picollo that is.
He walked towards Bulma and the radio. He reached for the radio but Bulma stopped him.
"No Pickle it mine!!!"
Picollo stepped back. What the hell was wrong with her, she was acting like Vegeta and Goku had acted at the other get-together. He growled then stalked off.
Bulma smiled at her victory but frowned at the radio. There was just static. She spotted a microphone and plugged it into the stereo.
"OK EVERYONE!!" She screamed into the microphone. "IT'S TIME TO PLAY KAREOKE!!!!"
Everyone just stared at her dumbfounded except 18, Chi-Chi, and Videl, who screamed excitedly and ran towards Bulma. After a few moments 18 took the mic and Videl played a song from her burned CD.
Chi-Chi dimmed the lights and the song began with a nice beat. Yamcha began laughing when he recognized the song. Krillin was trying to pull her off of the table but she wouldn't let him. Krillin slapped his forehead. She was drunk.
.I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Everyone started laughing except Vegeta and Picollo who just smirked. Goku just scratched his head
"What is "high"? Does she mean flying?"
Everything stopped when Krillin turned off the music.
"Ok 18, I think that's enough." He said nervously.
"NO, ME NOT FINISHED."
"You heard him now get off!" Bulma pushed her off and began singing a different song.
I got my twin glock .40s
Cocked back
Me and my homies
So drop that
We rollin on twenties
With the top back
So much money
You can't stop th-
Bulma stopped singing when Vegeta pulled her off the table.
"Vegetable, couldn't you wait till we got to home, you told I you hated to do that stuff in front of Kakarot."
Vegeta growled. Maybe he poured a little too much.
Before Videl could start singing Tien destroyed the microphone.
"YOU MEANIES ARE ALWAYS KILLIN OUR FUN!"
Everyone just stared at Videl evilly.
"No matter, me can still dance."
"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!" LETS TO THE CHA-CHA."
"Ok Chi-Chi let's do the Cha-Cha!"
Bulma started laughing.
"You get it CHI-CHI and CHA-CHA."
"That's not funny. Grrrr..! Santa Clause, tell them something."
Goku just tried to avoid them all
"C'mon Vegetable let's do the Cha-Cha!"
"No chance woman."
"SCREW YOU TOO."
All the drunk ladies and began *trying* to do the Cha-Cha.
Chi-Chi began singing with the song
...Take it back now yal
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha Cha now yal
To the left
Take it back now yal
Two hops this time
Two on the left
Two on the right
Cha Cha now yal"
.And that was the beginning of the New Year.
**Me don't think it was too funny. J/K Oh well! R&R!**
.DBZ Girls Get Drunk
**In this chapter the story takes place sometime before the World Martial Arts Tournament and Goku is alive. I know it doesn't follow the original DBZ timeline, but who cares?! This is *my* story and I can do anything I want. Also to the flamers who said I was stupid and that drunken people don't act like that I'm very aware of that too. And I really don't care. That's why it's called fan*fiction* so lay off. But I send lots of thanks to those who reviewed and liked the story. You are greatly appreciated.**
"Are you sure, Chi-Chi? Remember that last time we had a "get-together". It turned out to be a total disaster."
"How could I forget?" Chi-Chi giggled.
"What happened?" Videl asked curiously.
"It doesn't matter. It was along time ago. Besides not even Vegeta or Goku remembered."
"Remembered what?" Asked 18 impatiently.
Chi-Chi and Bulma stared at each other for a moment then busted out laughing.
18 just frowned and Videl still seemed a little confused.
**Later at Goku's house.**
".So what do you think Goku?"
"About what?"
"WHAT DO Y OU MEAN ABOUT WHAT? HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING TO ME?"
"Well that food your cooking looks really good and I can't really pay attention to thinks when I'm hungry."
Chi-Chi just scowled and blew her bangs out of her face.
"Saiyjins."
**At Krillin's house**
"Really? A New Years party?"
"Well what's wrong with that?"
Krillin stared at her for a moment then busted out laughing.
"Krillin what's so funny?"
"Oh nothing. He he."
"Hmph, no one tells me anything."
**At C.C.**
"I'm not going."
"Veegeettaa!! Why!! It's New Years the least you could do is go to a simple party."
"No."
"Fine I guess I'll just have to take somebody else. Hmm..I think Tien is free."
Bulma picked the phone up and Vegeta snatched it from her hands.
"Your not going anywhere with that 3-eyed freak."
Bulma just smiled brightly.
"This is going to be so much fun." Said Bulma as she started to hang up little string things.
"Yes, let's just hope no one gets drunk this time."
"So someone got drunk?" Videl asked.
"So that's what happened." 18 said.
"It doesn't matter. The point is that we are going to have fun."
"This is definitely going to be a new experience for 18. She's never been to a party before."
Videl looked at 18 curiously.
"You've never been to a party before?"
18 rolled her eyes. "What's wrong with that.
'These people sure are strange.' Thought Videl.
**New Years Eve**
Videl sighed. The party was so boring. No one was doing anything. And she had dressed especially nice for the party. She wore a black mini-skirt with knee-high boots and a matching spaghetti strapped blouse. She had even taken her hair out of her pigtails. All for nothing, everyone was too busy to notice her. Gohan was talking to the weird green guy. Bulma hadn't arrived yet and Chi-Chi was making party refreshments. How many could you possibly need for a small party? She had made over 4 dozen trays. These were definitely some crazy people.
When Bulma arrived nothing improved. Everyone was still sitting around waiting for absolutely nothing! She had arrived with Vegeta who looked quite handsome and she wore a flashy baby blue dress that matched her hair and eyes with her hair in tight curls. She didn't know how Bulma managed to look so young. She would have to talk to her later. Chi-Chi still looked young as well but she acted like an old lady. She could be nice sometimes but she was such a grouch. She wore a nice white dress and had her hair the same way she always had it but some curls remained down from her bun, which nicely framed her face. 18 looked marvelous. Her hair was still down but there were twists held by little rubber bands that matched her eyes. She wore a blue mini-skirt and a tube top, that Bulma made her ware, and some high heels. Even though she looked great she looked pretty pissed off. Everyone looked quite nice but it was so boring. Videl was suddenly pulled out from the crowd by Chi-Chi.
"This party stinks!"
"I know, I know, but what could we possibly do to make it better."
"How 'bout some drinks."
"No way!"
"You know what happened last time."
"I know but women have much more control."
"You can, but I'm not going to make a fool of myself."
Videl shrugged and opened a can (which Yamcha had so nicely provided them with) and began chugging it.
Chi-Chi went over to Bulma and pointed to Videl. Bulma laughed and said that Videl would learn her lesson soon enough.
Unaware to them was Vegeta pouring some liquor into Bulma's soda. He remembered exactly what happened at their other "get-together". They had all made a fool of the Prince of Saiyjins. He just pretended he forgot to ignore any uncomfortable confrontations. He couldn't help but laugh evilly when he poured some into Chi-Chi's drink as well.
18 asked Krillin to leave once again. And again he told her to be patient. 18 sighed as she looked at Videl who seemed a little hyper. Videl noticed 18's gaze and began pouring 18 a "drink". She walked towards her and handed it to her.
"What do I want this for?"
"Just drink it. It will make the party a lot more funner."
18 frowned at her bad grammar but drank it anyway. It tasted delicious. Videl just smiled and left walking a little strange.
Bulma and Chi-Chi watched Videl trip and almost fall. They began to giggle, then laugh a little, and then laugh some more. Soon they were on the ground holding their stomachs and they were laughing hysterically. Goku walked over to them confused.
"Hey are you feeling okay?"
They kind of looked like they were in pain to Goku. They were making funny faces and they couldn't breathe too well.
Chi-Chi stood up.
"Of course we are Kakarot. You're sooo silly."
Goku looked at her confused for a few moments then left quietly.
"What's wrong with Kakarot."
"I don't know, he's always in a bad mood."
They looked at each other for a moment and then busted out laughing.
18 walked towards Krillin, who was playing cards with Tien.
"Hey 18, what's up?" He said, not looking away from his cards."
"Oh nothin, just a lil tired."
18 yawned and stretched. She scoot a little closer to Krillin, who was sitting down and sat down on his head. She crossed her legs and smiled at Tien who dropped his cards in surprise.
"Ummm.18 are you feeling okay?"
"What do you mean ten, I'm fine. Just having a nice sit."
"First of all my name is Tien, and second I don't think Krillin appreciates you sitting on his head."
18 stood up. "Who asked you anyways??!!" She ran off towards Videl who was sitting in Goku's lap.
".And I want a bike, and a some make-up, and your son, and some-"
"Umm.Videl I'm sorry but I can't get you those things."
"What do you mean, your Santa Clause, right?"
Goku just fell over.
18 pushed Videl off of Goku.
"Hey it's my turn."
18 sat in Goku's lap and began to demand what she wanted for Christmas.
**Meanwhile.**
"C'mon you know you can't resist me."
Picollo scowled and tried to pry Chi-Chi off of him.
"Pickle why you fight these natural urges, we both knows we're meant for each other."
With those words Picollo threw her and she landed on Bulma and they both fell on the floor. They both thought it was hilarious so they busted out laughing.again.and again.and so on.
Videl watched 18 jealously as she kept making her list longer. It was her turn to have some fun.
"Hey Gohan, what's up?"
"Nothing I guess, why do you ask?"
"Well because I just wanted to know if you wanted to dance."
"Sure.but there's no music."
"GOHAN IF YOU NOT WANT TO DANCE WITH ME YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME. YOU'RE SUCH A JERK. YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING TRASH TO I AND AND..WAAA!!!!" *begins to wail like Serena*
Gohan just stared at her shocked.
She stuck her tongue out at him and left.
Bulma looked around. The place needed some music. She turned on the radio full blast. Everyone covered their ears but they eventually got used to it, except Picollo that is.
He walked towards Bulma and the radio. He reached for the radio but Bulma stopped him.
"No Pickle it mine!!!"
Picollo stepped back. What the hell was wrong with her, she was acting like Vegeta and Goku had acted at the other get-together. He growled then stalked off.
Bulma smiled at her victory but frowned at the radio. There was just static. She spotted a microphone and plugged it into the stereo.
"OK EVERYONE!!" She screamed into the microphone. "IT'S TIME TO PLAY KAREOKE!!!!"
Everyone just stared at her dumbfounded except 18, Chi-Chi, and Videl, who screamed excitedly and ran towards Bulma. After a few moments 18 took the mic and Videl played a song from her burned CD.
Chi-Chi dimmed the lights and the song began with a nice beat. Yamcha began laughing when he recognized the song. Krillin was trying to pull her off of the table but she wouldn't let him. Krillin slapped his forehead. She was drunk.
.I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Everyone started laughing except Vegeta and Picollo who just smirked. Goku just scratched his head
"What is "high"? Does she mean flying?"
Everything stopped when Krillin turned off the music.
"Ok 18, I think that's enough." He said nervously.
"NO, ME NOT FINISHED."
"You heard him now get off!" Bulma pushed her off and began singing a different song.
I got my twin glock .40s
Cocked back
Me and my homies
So drop that
We rollin on twenties
With the top back
So much money
You can't stop th-
Bulma stopped singing when Vegeta pulled her off the table.
"Vegetable, couldn't you wait till we got to home, you told I you hated to do that stuff in front of Kakarot."
Vegeta growled. Maybe he poured a little too much.
Before Videl could start singing Tien destroyed the microphone.
"YOU MEANIES ARE ALWAYS KILLIN OUR FUN!"
Everyone just stared at Videl evilly.
"No matter, me can still dance."
"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!" LETS TO THE CHA-CHA."
"Ok Chi-Chi let's do the Cha-Cha!"
Bulma started laughing.
"You get it CHI-CHI and CHA-CHA."
"That's not funny. Grrrr..! Santa Clause, tell them something."
Goku just tried to avoid them all
"C'mon Vegetable let's do the Cha-Cha!"
"No chance woman."
"SCREW YOU TOO."
All the drunk ladies and began *trying* to do the Cha-Cha.
Chi-Chi began singing with the song
...Take it back now yal
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha Cha now yal
To the left
Take it back now yal
Two hops this time
Two on the left
Two on the right
Cha Cha now yal"
.And that was the beginning of the New Year.
**Me don't think it was too funny. J/K Oh well! R&R!**
