Gundams In The Shower

This is a little fic that was inspired by the Gundam pilots. But, unfortunately, I don't own them, but here's a solute:

"I LOVE YOU, YOU BUNCH OF PSYCHOS, YOU!!!"

Things the characters from Gundam Wing would never sing in the shower.

Heero Yuy:
"I'm a slave for you."
"Don't'cha remember ya told me ya love me baby."
"I wanna love ya, and hold ya."
"I do, cherish you."
"I can do it put your back into it, you can do it put your ass into it."
"Oh, one last kiss, oh give me one last kiss."

Duo Maxwell:
"I'm a slave for you."
"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover."
"I'm a Barbie girl, in my Barbie world."
"Here I come to save the day."
"It wasn't me."

Trowa Barton:
Singing anything in general would be quite a feat for him.
"I'm a slave for you."
"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was."
"American woman, stay away from me."
"Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight!."

Quatre Raberba Winner:
"I'm a slave for you."
"Who wants to kick some ass."
"We will, we will, rock you."
"Pretty fly, for a white guy."
"I'm just a Spanish tamale according to May."
"My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop."

Wufei Chang:
"I'm a slave for you."
"Fruitcakes in the kitchen, fruitcakes on the bus."
"Dragon! Dragon! Rock the dragon."
"Who can say what the day brings."
"Everybody's looking for that something."

Relena Peacecraft/ Darlian:
"I'm a slave for you."
"Don't say you love me, you don't even know me."
"Drop your glasses, shake your asses."
"The average unmarried female, basically insecure."
"He had it coming, he had it coming all along."

Zechs Marquise/ Milliardo Peacecraft:
"I'm a slave for you."
"Why can't we be friends."
"He's everything you want, he's everything you need."
"Ring around the rosy."
"Check it out now, it funks your brother."
"The Phantom of the Opera, inside your mind."

Trieze Kushrenada:
"I'm a slave for you."
"Wastin' away again, in Margaritaville."
"You and me baby, ain't nothin' but mammals." (Then again.)
"Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane, shoulda been my name."

Lucrezia Noin:
"And it ain't no lie, baby, bye bye bye."
"Man! I feel like a woman."
"You don't call, I'm wonderin' why."
"I love you, you're perfect, now change!."

Lady Une (what the hell is her first name?!):
"I'm a slave for you."
"Kimi wo, Kimi wo, aishiteru."
"Oops, I did it again."

Dorothy Catalonia:
"I'm a slave for you."
"Just give peace a chance."
"War! Huh! Good God, ya'll..."
"When you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you."

Hilde Schbeiker:
"One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya, I'm gonna getcha." (Ya see, Relena WOULD actually sing this.)

Gundam Pilots:
"Who let the dogs out."
"We feel pretty, oh so pretty."

Relena, Hilde, Dorothy, Noin, Une:
"Hey sister soul, sister roll, sister flow, sister."
"I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it."

If you have any more ideas, please e-mail me, and I'll add them. My address is gilhath@msn.com. ^_^.