Howdy! You're prolly gonna be mad, but I dun care.
YOYOYOYOYOYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Sorry my friend did that before I could
get to my laptop!
Beedeezles!!!!! Sorry I just felt like saying that! Hope you like this story It's my first time doing a Harry Potter story!
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Chapter One- Celestina's Arrival
It was about a quarter past eleven in the morning. Harry, Ron, and Hermoine were heading towards Diagon Alley.
As Harry tapped on the bricks, Ron scowled, "Bloody Hell! Look at our list this year!"
"If people want to hear profanity, Ron, they can take a subway!" Hermoine protested.
The walls opened and they entered Diagon Alley.
"Here we are!" Harry said
They all went into a corner and looked at their list. It read:
1 cloak
Ooflepuff
Wagletoogles
New wand (same brand you had last year)
How to capture zoogles- Hazel Hogwart
Levitating-Course 2-Creole Marmalade
1 quill
1 ink pool
"Dammit", said Harry, "look at all that crap we gotta buy." Harry said
"It's not crap, It's something that dictates our education!" Hermoine said intellegtly.
Ron put his arm around Hermoine and said "Hermoine, Hermoine, Hermoine, do you know how much THIS CRAP COSTS!" Ron said.
"So we need it, don't we?"
There was a long quiet pause. "Celestina!" Hermoine squealed.
She ran over to a blonde headed girl (who was turned around)
"Who is that?" Ron whispered to Harry who just shrugged.
Hermoine walked over with the blonde who had a, um, er, of course soft, shiny, long blonde hair and big dark blue eyes.
"Ron, Harry, I would like you to meet my cousin, Celestina."
"Hello." Celestina said in a soft sweet voice.
Harry and Ron stood love struck with stars in their eyes and mouths dropped wide open.
"Ahem!...AHEM!" Hermoine couched
"Oh,hi!", Harry said as they shook hands "He says hi too." Harry said as he elbowed Ron. But all he did was fall down like a cut down tree.
"Well I must go buy my supplies. See you in class Hermoine!" she called as she waved goodbye.
"You guys are such freakin idiots!"
"I burn!" Ron said.
"I pine!" Harry said.
"I perish!" They both said looking at each other.
"Her hand is the softest thing that I have ever touched!" Harry said giddily.
"She smells of fresh flowers!" Ron said beaming with happiness.
"Boys snap out of it!" Hermoine said as she as she slapped them both in their faces.
"She is a raving beauty!" Ron said.
"She is positively ravishing!" Harry said.
"Oh enough of this freakin crap! She's my cousin! I'm going to Castlella's Cauldrons let's meet here at 4:00 okay? I'm going to find Celestina-"
"Let us go with you!" Ron said walking over to her.
"No!" Hermoine said sharply and she walked off.
"Man, Celestina has a nice ass!" Ron said.
" I know!" Harry gasped.
"Ron let's go we'll see her and her ass later." Harry said but Ron just stood there like he was cemented to the ground. "Ron LET'S GO!!!!!!....OKAY FINE!"
Harry grabbed Ron by the shoulders and pulled him to Wangly's Wands
Chapter 2: Malfoy vs Harry
Beedeezles!!!!! Sorry I just felt like saying that! Hope you like this story It's my first time doing a Harry Potter story!
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Chapter One- Celestina's Arrival
It was about a quarter past eleven in the morning. Harry, Ron, and Hermoine were heading towards Diagon Alley.
As Harry tapped on the bricks, Ron scowled, "Bloody Hell! Look at our list this year!"
"If people want to hear profanity, Ron, they can take a subway!" Hermoine protested.
The walls opened and they entered Diagon Alley.
"Here we are!" Harry said
They all went into a corner and looked at their list. It read:
1 cloak
Ooflepuff
Wagletoogles
New wand (same brand you had last year)
How to capture zoogles- Hazel Hogwart
Levitating-Course 2-Creole Marmalade
1 quill
1 ink pool
"Dammit", said Harry, "look at all that crap we gotta buy." Harry said
"It's not crap, It's something that dictates our education!" Hermoine said intellegtly.
Ron put his arm around Hermoine and said "Hermoine, Hermoine, Hermoine, do you know how much THIS CRAP COSTS!" Ron said.
"So we need it, don't we?"
There was a long quiet pause. "Celestina!" Hermoine squealed.
She ran over to a blonde headed girl (who was turned around)
"Who is that?" Ron whispered to Harry who just shrugged.
Hermoine walked over with the blonde who had a, um, er, of course soft, shiny, long blonde hair and big dark blue eyes.
"Ron, Harry, I would like you to meet my cousin, Celestina."
"Hello." Celestina said in a soft sweet voice.
Harry and Ron stood love struck with stars in their eyes and mouths dropped wide open.
"Ahem!...AHEM!" Hermoine couched
"Oh,hi!", Harry said as they shook hands "He says hi too." Harry said as he elbowed Ron. But all he did was fall down like a cut down tree.
"Well I must go buy my supplies. See you in class Hermoine!" she called as she waved goodbye.
"You guys are such freakin idiots!"
"I burn!" Ron said.
"I pine!" Harry said.
"I perish!" They both said looking at each other.
"Her hand is the softest thing that I have ever touched!" Harry said giddily.
"She smells of fresh flowers!" Ron said beaming with happiness.
"Boys snap out of it!" Hermoine said as she as she slapped them both in their faces.
"She is a raving beauty!" Ron said.
"She is positively ravishing!" Harry said.
"Oh enough of this freakin crap! She's my cousin! I'm going to Castlella's Cauldrons let's meet here at 4:00 okay? I'm going to find Celestina-"
"Let us go with you!" Ron said walking over to her.
"No!" Hermoine said sharply and she walked off.
"Man, Celestina has a nice ass!" Ron said.
" I know!" Harry gasped.
"Ron let's go we'll see her and her ass later." Harry said but Ron just stood there like he was cemented to the ground. "Ron LET'S GO!!!!!!....OKAY FINE!"
Harry grabbed Ron by the shoulders and pulled him to Wangly's Wands
Chapter 2: Malfoy vs Harry
