Disclaimer: Jarred and Melanie are characters of Mblow0t5, used with permission, Mblow0t5's name is also used with permission. The song "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch," belongs to the late Dr. Seuss, and I found the lyrics on a site which (just for the record) I do not own. The parody *is* mine, though. Just so everyone knows what's what around here. ^^
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[Jarred walks into the conference room and stretches, yawning.]
Jarred: Wow, it's been a long year. I'm glad we're going to get Christmas off.
Melanie: Since when? M's making us work anyways.
Jarred *jaw drops*: Wha? That's so mean! What happened to the Christmas spirit?!
Melanie: Oh, come on. You know M hates Christmas.
Jarred: But..but...but....*sniffles and runs off*
. . .later
[Jarred walks up to M with a sheaf of paper, looking strangely determined]
Jarred: M, I've got something to say to you...
M: Yes?
Jarred *reading, to the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"*:
You're a mean one, Ms. Mblow,
You really are a heel.
You're as nice as a PR agent,
You're charming as an eel,
Ms. Mblow~!
You're a bad, bad boss
With a...bad vay-cay deal!
You're a monster, Ms. Mblow,
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your insp'ration's Mr. Scrooge,
There's no "shiny" in your soul,
Ms. Mblow~!
I wouldn't work for you, if you
paid me...thirty-nine-and-a-half dollars!
You're a vile one, Ms. Mblow,
You have meanness in your smile.
You make us MST the dregs of all
The online fanfic-files,
Ms. Mblow~!
Given the choice, and your password,
I'd...delete all of those files!
You're a foul one, Ms. Mblow.
You're a nasty, wasty weopard!
Your heart is less than half the size
Of Jessica Simpson's,
Ms. Mblow~!
The three words that best describe you are,
And I quote: "Mean. Meany. Really-mean!"
You're a tyrant, Ms. Mblow.
You're the queen of dic-tat-ors!
You're even meaner than Gwen when
She's really piss-ed off,
Ms. Mblow~!
Your soul is a big giant hole of meaniness
With a bunch of really really really mean things,
That are really mean,
And there's no happyshinyfluffybunnis!
You make me sad, Ms. Mblow.
Very, very sad indeed. ;-;
Please give us Christmas off,
It'd be a really shiny deed,
Ms. Mblow~!
Or you'll just be a really really really really
Really mean boss!
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