DBZ Holiday Saga
Episode Two:
I Wish You A Very Merry Christmas--DBZ Style
NOTE: For the sake of the plot, Pan, Trunks, Bura, Goten, and Marron are all in 9th grade.
OTHER NOTE: I just want to remind you, major Marron-bashing involved in this, like its predecessor.
YET ANOTHER NOTE: I had some help with IDEAS from ~*ripple-chan*~. I also do not own the majority of the Christmas carols in this or any Michelle Branch songs, like last time. If I own any songs, I'll say at the very end of this long thingy.
Three weeks after Thanksgiving…
Mirai Briefs Vejita lay down on the couch. Thanksgiving was over--Thank Dende! That Marron Brat was pure torture--so was Bura's homework!
He closed his eyes and tried to sleep without Marron nightmares.
He was rudely awakened by a shout from Trunks, who was running into the room with a very angry expression on his face.
"NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MommEEE!!! I DON'T WANNA HAVE AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PARTY! I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE!"
He stopped at the sight of Mirai.
"NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won't do a THING for you, Trunks!" Mirai ran out of the house cursing at the top of his lungs.
Bulma walked into the room, having heard all the screams. "Now Trunks, you know I have to have an early Christmas party! Why'd Mirai scream, though?"
"No reason…" Trunks blasted out of the room at top speed, leaving Bulma standing there dazed.
"Nani ka?!?!?!?!" She muttered before falling down, face first on the couch.
"Mommy," Bura appeared in the doorway holding a long list of Christmas presents. "Can I show you what I want for Christmas? Daddy closed the gravity room door after I got to number 5,043. But I still have roughly about 5,000 to go."
Bulma promptly passed out.
Bura shrugged, walked outside, and flew to the Son house to tell everyone there.
At the Son household…
Goten paced about. His mom was ACTUALLY considering taking away Playstation for his horrible Math grade.
"Not Playstation! MOMMEE!" He whined loudly. "Not the Barney shirt either!!!"
Chi-Chi stood in front of him with a REALLY angry expression. "SON GOTEN, HOW DARE YOU FAIL MATH AFTER ALL THE HELP I GAVE YOU BE MORE LIKE MY GOHAN-CHAN WHO IS THE BEST EVER IN THE UNIVERSE AND WHY CAN'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME I'LL HAVE TO GET TRUNKS TO TUTOR YOU OOH, GOTEN!!!"
She said all this in one breath.
"No… NOT TRUNKS AS A TUTOR! I'LL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN, NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He wailed sadly.
"Hai. I'll call Bulma--"
She as interrupted by a very loud knock on the door. "Who is it?"
"Me." Trunks' voice was muffled by the wooden door.
"Oh! Just the person I wanted to see! Trunks!"
Trunks gulped nervously as the door swung open. "DENDE I'M CURSED FOR LIFE WHY ME WHY NOT MIRAI OR GOTEN OR MARRON THIS IS SO SAD WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE?!"
"I want you to tutor Goten, Trunks." Chi-Chi said happily, her eyes promising a swift date with Marron if he said no.
"Okay."
Chi-Chi smiled happily. "I knew you would say yes Trunks."
Trunks smiled evilly. "Oh… Goten…"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goten yelled, running outside of the house and bursting into the air.
Trunks ran after Goten holding a Calculus textbook. "You forgot this!"
He, too, took to the air.
Meanwhile…
Marron was so excited! Bulma was having an early Christmas party. "YAY!!!" She shouted happily.
Uh-oh!
Danger ahead Trunks and Mirai!
Marron's here!
The sneaky green Namek in orange booties, Piccolo, was watching Trunks and Goten with a video-camera.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's probably planning some sort of secret blackmail. This is seriously NOT good.
Trunks, Goten, catch the sneaky green Namek in orange booties soon!
"DENDE I HATE YOU WHY CURSE ME WHY NOT GOTEN OR MIRAI OR MARRON OR ANYONE ELSE I'M CURSED FOR LIFE I WANNA KILL YOU DENDE SKEWER YOU AND ALL THAT STUFF SHIMATTA WHY DOES GOTEN HAVE TO BE SO DUMB THIS IS SO BORING I HATE THIS GOTEN I HATE YOU TOO DENDE DIE DENDE CURSE YOU I'M CURSED FOR LIFE THIS ISN'T FAIR ONE BIT I'M GONNA KILL YOU GOTEN DENDE AND EVERYONE ELSE I WANNA MIRAI AND YOUR DUMB VIDEO CAMERA YOU'RE NEXT DIE CALCULUS GOTEN YOU MAKE THE GREATEST THINGS IN THE WORLD, WHICH ARE MATH AND SCIENCE, SO BORING SO SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trunks groaned and Goten held up a hand in a signal of peace.
"Sheesh."
Trunks smiled evilly. "And Goten, how do you do Calculus?"
"Um," Goten thought for a moment. "Buy a calculator!"
"No, Goten, you are SO DUMB." Trunks replied, groaning. "Why couldn't Chi-Chi have drafted Pan into this?"
"Someone say my name?"
Like he had called her on the phone, the black-haired Pan showed up at the crazy wacked-out scene.
"Yeah, but Trunks wanted you to tutor me instead of him. He's tutoring me in Calculus." Goten said stupidly.
"Ooh, Calculus?" Pan's eyes gleamed wickedly. "Sounds like fun!"
"It's not."
Goten groaned. "I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE NOW WHY DO I HAVE TO DO CALCULUS I HATE IT ITS SO BORING WHY, WHY ME DENDE CURSE YOU FOR GIVING ME SUCH A MEAN MOMMY!"
"I'M CURSED FOR LIFE OH NO DENDE YOU ARE SO DEAD IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE SO NO LAUGHING AND NO SMILING AND I HATE EVERYONE DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT! CURSE YOU DENDE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU GOTEN SCREW YOU GOHAN SCREW YOU CHI-CHI SCREW EVERYBODY!"
Trunks delivered yet another screaming rant at the top of his lungs.
"Dang Saiyajin hearing," Pan covered her ears. "DANG SAIYAJIN HEARING!"
"Why DO you two have to rant so much at the top of your lungs about being cursed?" She asked curiously.
Oh no!
Unbeknownst to them, the evil green Namek in orange booties, Piccolo, is watching them with a video-camera!
Will our heroes ever notice him?
Back at the Son house…
"Number 4,567, Chi-Chi," Bura read off her long list of Christmas presents. "The Spirit Room by Michelle Branch."
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
"My favorite song on it is Everywhere. It goes:
Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
And when I wake you're never there
But when I sleep you're everywhere
You're everywhere
Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here and
Who you are
'Cause every time I look
You're never there
And every time I sleep
You're always there
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I recognize the way you make me feel
It's hard to think that
You might not be real
I know it now, the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I am not alone
Whoa, oh, oooh, oh
And when I touch your hand
It's then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I catch my breath
It's you I breathe
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
You're in everyone I see
So tell me
Do you see me?"
Bura smiled as she heard applause from Chi-Chi. "I'm glad someone appreciates my talents…"
"Let's see, we're on number 4, 568…"
Mirai Briefs Vejita was far away from the world in the mountains.
He was here to hide from Trunks.
Trunks was half-way across the world. Trunks probably wasn't about to come storming over here--he hoped.
He sighed and got on with watching out for Trunks.
The sneaky green Namek in orange booties, Piccolo, was flying out of the forest by Trunks, Pan, and Goten's algebra tutoring.
His cape fluttered in the wind and a flock of birds flew into him, knocking him out of the air right into Goten.
Goten fell over because of the added weight of Piccolo and immediately began cursing his head off. "WHY, WHY ME WHY ME WHY ME DANGIT WHY COULDN'T THE EVIL GREEN NAMEK IN ORANGE BOOTIES HAVE FALLEN ON TRUNKS? WHY?"
He had fallen onto a bunny and it was now dead.
Trunks leapt up and tackled Piccolo, who was still on top of Goten. "OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
Goten wailed loudly.
Trunks tore up his shirt into a rope and tied up Piccolo.
Pan blushed.
Goten wailed again because he was tied up too. Trunks lifted Piccolo and Goten into the air easily.
He flew off to Capsule Corp with those two in tow and Pan behind all three.
They soon reached Capsule and Trunks dropped Piccolo and Goten on his unsuspecting mother's lap.
"TRUNKS! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING DROPPING GOTEN AND--AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed in terror.
"It's the sneaky green Namek in orange booties, Piccolo." Pan and Trunks said simultaneously.
"Mom! Dress him up as the Grinch for your holiday party!" Trunks yelled, an evil grin on his face.
"Okay Trunks." Bulma got an evil grin on her face identical to her son's. "You can go now. VEJITA!!!"
The spiky-haired prince of all Saiyajins appeared in the doorway. "What?" He saw the tied up Namek and Goten and his expression brightened considerably.
"The Namek!"
Bulma smiled. "And you get to help me dress him in a Grinch costume!"
Vejita smiled. "Sounds like fun… Oh! Namek!"
He untied the evil green Piccolo and took off the cape. "Too white. Bulma, dye this red!"
"OKAY!" She ran off to the dyer thingy.
He took off the Namek's orange booties. "Dye these red too!"
He gave the Namek a Santa outfit identical to the Grinch's. "Put. This. On. NOW!"
Piccolo gulped, went into the bathroom, and did as he was told. He came back out just as Bulma was coming back with the dyed cape and booties.
"Put these on too. NOW!"
Piccolo sweatdropped nervously and did that too. Vejita and Bulma roared in laughter at the new clothes of the evil Namek.
They started singing crazily.
"You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty
Evil stick
You're diabolical and plotting
Sadistical and snotty
Mr. Grinch
You're so evil
Less than a pinch
Of humor's in your heart
Big meanie you now are
Mr. Grinch!"
While they had been singing, Piccolo The Grinch had flown out of Capsule Corp, breaking a recently fixed window in the bathroom.
Seems like everyone breaks out of the same place.
"FINALLY!" Goten untangled himself from the ropes and sped off in search of Trunks, Pan, and Mirai.
"THOSE IDIOTS THEY WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO FORGET ME," He whined loudly.
He sped after the unmistakable ki that belonged to the duo.
Trunks and Pan sped up in their search to find Mirai and blackmail him. On the way, they ran into a VERY happy Bura who had FINALLY told Chi-Chi everything on her Christmas list (most of it anyways).
"What you two doing?" She asked them with a wicked gleam in her eyes.
"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DENDE THIS IS SO UNFAIR I JUST WANTED TO BE PLEASANT AND PEACEFUL AND ALL THAT YADDA DA AND THIS ISN'T FAIR I DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH MARRON I HATE HER I WOULDN'T MIND A DATE WITH PAN BUT THAT'S FAR FROM THE POINT THIS IS NOT FAIR I'M CURSED DENDE I WANNA KILL YOU I DON'T WANNA BE A TUTOR THIS IS SO NOT FAIR GET ME OUTTA HERE MY SISTER'S EVIL, SO'S MY BROTHER SO'S THE EVIL GREEN NAMEK IN ORANGE BOOTIES THIS ISN'T FAIR NOT ONE BIT I WANT OUT, OUT, OUT SAVE ME DENDE THIS IS SO NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR DANGIT I JUST WANTED TO BLACKMAIL MY EVIL AND SINISTER AND DIABOLICAL OLDER BROTHER WHAT'S THE CRIME IN THAT I ASK YOU GET OUTTA HERE BURA I DON'T WANNA BE CURSED AGAIN DENDE I'M CURSED FOR LIFE DENDE I'M GONNA KILL YOU SO, SOOOO FAST YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY GOHAN SAVE ME DIE DENDE DIE MIRAI AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND MARRON I DON'T LIKE YOU I DON'T I HATE MARRON I HATE MIRAI I HATE THE NAMEK I HATE YOU DENDE YOU DUMB GREEN NAMEK DUMBO GOD OF EARTH I'LL BARBECUE YOU AND BURN YOU ALIVE AT THE STAKE AND COOK YOU AND MAKE DENDE-DOGS AND OHH CURSE YOU DENDE I HATE YOU I HATE MY LIFE THIS IS SO NOT FAIR I HATE THIS I HATE THIS DANGIT MIRAI I'M GONNA BLAST YOUR VIDEO-CAMERA TO SMITHEREENS AND I'LL BLAST YOU TO SPACE I HATE YOU DENDE I DON'T WANNA BE CURSED SO GET OUTTA MY LIFE YOU DUMB GOD WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING AND YOU'RE DEAD AFTER I SCREW MIRAI SCREW EVERYONE SCREW GOTEN'S CALCULUS FLUNKING MOST OF ALL SCREW THE DUMB EVIL GREEN NAMEK THAT KEEPS FOLLOWING ME DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT DANG DANG DANG YOU DENDE YOU EVIL GREEN NAMEK UGLY GOD YOU ACT WORSE THAN MAJIN BUU OH I HATE MAJIN BUU I HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM OOH, SCREW YOU DENDE SCREW EVERYONE SCREW GOTEN AND HIS DENSENESS SCREW MARRON AND HER BRATTINESS SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU EVERYONE I'M GONNA KILL YOU DENDE AND ROAST YOU ALIVE I'M CURSED FOR LIFE ITS NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR IT ISN'T RIGHT TO DIE AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE WHY, WHY ME POOR GREAT GENIUS ME GOTEN YOU DUMBO BURA YOU IDIOT I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE MOMMY WHY'D YA HAVE TO GO AND THROW AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PARTY I HATE YOU MARRON I HATE EVERYONE AND HAVE A VERY HORRID CHRISTMAS DENDE AND EVIL GREEN NAMEK AND MIRAI AND MARRON AND GOTEN AND CHI-CHI AND GOHAN AND MIRAI AND MARRON AND HAVE A VERY HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS CUZ AFTER I GET ALL THE PRESENTS I RIGHTLY DESERVE YOU'RE DEAD DENDE AND NO BUTS ABOUT IT WHEN I GET OUTTA COLLEGE I'M GONNA CONQUER THE UNIVERSE SO BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DENDE YOU IDIOT YOU IMBECILE YOU DESPICABLE GREEN LIZARD FROG DUDE THINGY THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL SO I JUST CALL YOU A WEIRD UGLY IDIOTIC NAMEK DUDE OH DENDE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU TOO MIRAI AND I ALSO HATE YOU MARRON SO SCREW YOU FOR CHRISTMAS AND I'M GONNA GIVE YOU BARF FOR CHRISTMAS YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT I HATE YOU MARRON HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU MARRON SCREW YOU SO BAD, BAD, BAD OH AND I HATE YOU HERCULE I BEAT YOU UP AS A LITTLE KID I HATE EVERYONE, EVERYONE, EVERYONE I HATE YOU DENDE YOU EVIL GOD WHO IS SO EVIL ITS NOT FUNNY I HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU SO BAD I WANNA SKEWER YOU AND KILL YOU AND STUFF YOU DOWN THE DRAIN I'M CURSED BUT I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE HOW CAN I BE CURSED WHY NOT GOTEN OR MIRAI OR MARRON WHY, WHY ME WHY DO I HAVE TO WASTE MY BRILLIANT GENIUS ON DEVISING WAYS TO GET OUTTA TROUBLE I HATE YOU DENDE, DIE, DIE DENDE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU DEATH FOR CHRISTMAS, YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT YOU EVIL DUDE WHO CURSES PEOPLE LIKE ME FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks finally finished the longest rant of all.
"I was just going to visit Marron to tell her Mirai would be DELIGHTED to go out on a date with her." Bura said, grinning.
"Oh."
Pan was speechless for a moment. Then, "DANG SAIYAJIN HEARING I HATE THIS WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO RANT FOR SO LONG I HATE YOU DENDE FOR CURSING ME WITH THE RANTERS OF THE CENTURY WHO I NEVER QUITE UNDERSTAND ANYWAY OOH, DENDE YOU TOTALLY STINK ON ICE YOU BIG NUMBSKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trunks and Bura sweatdropped.
"Wow."
*Owari*
This is the end of part one of Christmas. It has only just begun.
I own the crazy rendition of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.
So, stay tuned for DBZ Holiday Saga Episode Two Part 2: An Early Christmas Party: Bulma Style.
See ya then
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