Episode Two:
Part Two:
An Early Christmas Party--Bulma Style
Goten walked over to the trio semi-calmly. "WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING OF LEAVING ME THERE BY MYSELF TO LISTEN TO BULMA AND VEJITA'S REALLY BAD SINGING OH, THAT WAS SO HORRIBLE I'LL NOW HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR A WEEK DARN YOU TRUNKS AND PAN YOU DUMB GENIUSES WHO DON'T NEED TUTORING IN CALCULUS HOW LUCKY ARE YOU YOU EVIL FROGS YOU DUMB GREEN NAMEKS I HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU I DON'T LIKE YOU I DON'T LIKE CALCULUS I DON'T LIKE BARNEY I DON'T LIKE THE TELETUBBIES I DON'T LIKE YOU TWO BURA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE EVIL CONSPIRATORS I HATE THIS HATE THIS HATE CALCULUS MATH SCIENCE TRIGONOMETRY AND EVERYTHING ELSE OH, AND I HATE YOU DENDE I HATE YOU GOHAN O DUMB BIG BRO I HAVE UNFORTUNATELY FOR A TEACHER OOH, I HATE THIS HATE THIS HATE THIS I HATE LIFE DENDE WHY ME WHY CAN'T TRUNKS BE A DUMB IDIOT--"
He was cut off by a kick to the head from Trunks. "How DARE you say I should be dumb Goten!"
Pan fell over laughing. "Uncle G, what does unfortunately mean?"
Goten got up from his position on the ground.
"Ow, that hurt Trunks. I'm gonna stuff a Calculus textbook down your slimy evil--"
He was, once again, cut off by Pan laughing hysterically.
"That's what unfortunately means, Uncle G?"
Bura fell over laughing. Unfortunately for our heroes, they were floating in the air, and its not a good idea to fall over laughing in the air over an ocean.
Splash!
Bura and Pan fell headfirst into the sea, splattering water all over everyone.
Trunks looked from his sopping wet combat boots to his sopping wet sister and began to laugh crazily. "HA HA HA BURA!"
Pan groaned. "TRUNKS, GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trunks sweatdropped. "Okay, okay."
He pulled her out of the water and she sat soaking in his arms. "I'm cold."
Wait a minute, our heroes have forgotten the fact that it's SNOWING and it's COLD. So has our author.
twisted panchan is sitting at her computer desk about to rant on and on. "NO!!!!!!! HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN I FORGOT CHRISTMAS WAS IN WINTER AND I REMEMBERED THE GRINCH AND EVERYTHING SO NOW ON TOP OF IT ALL OUR HEROES ARE GONNA GET SICK AND ITS ALL CAUSE I FORGOT IT SNOWED IN WINTER OOPS THAT WAS SO DUMB OH, OUR POOR HEROES WHO ARE FREEZING THEIR BUTS OFF THIS WAS SO MEAN OH, DENDE YOU IDIOT I'M GONNA ROAST YOU ALIVE I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED!"
twisted panchan finally notices she just wrote this on the fic. "WAHH! I'M CURSED FOR LIFE OOH, DENDE!"
She runs off muttering something about killing Dende and making Mirai take the blame for everything bad that happens. Marron, too.
Even DBZ authors can be insane.
Oh, back to the story...
Our heroes, a group composed of Trunks, Pan, Goten and Bura at the moment, are all freezing cold.
"I-I-I-I'm c-c-c-c-cold..." Trunks mutters, wishing he had put on a warmer jacket.
"I'm c-c-c-c-c-c-c-colder." Pan replies, snuggling into Trunks' not very warm, sort of wet winter coat.
The author has FINALLY remembered to say the characters have coats.
Meanwhile...
Marron is happy.
Uh-oh!
That's not good for our heroes!
What is the evil Marron's diabolical and nasty and sugar sweet scheme?
Well, if you ACTUALLY want to know, keep reading Part Two of Episode Two: An Early Christmas Party--Bulma Style.
Now, to Bulma and Vejita who have--FINALLY--stopped singing and just noticed the very visible fact that their prisoner escaped.
"OOH, CURSE THAT NAMEK!" was Bulma's ingenious and scientific remark.
"NAMEK!" was Vejita's.
Very intellectual comments, don't you agree?
Back to Trunks...
Trunks shivered, then frowned. "I'M CURSED GOTEN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ALL YOUR FAULT ALL YOUR SLIMY EVIL FAULT I WISH I COULD--"
He was cut off by Goten running away scared.
He sighed, resigned Goten's fate to a very pissed off Bura, and flew off in search of Capsule Corp. Little did our heroes know...
That DOOM was on the horizon!
Chi-Chi drove over to Bulma's in a capsule car, with weird wacky mother radar found Goten, forced Goten into her Capsule Corp car and yelled at Goten all the while stating how perfect Gohan was.
"GOTEN YOU STUPID RAT WITH YOUR STUPID FRIENDS YOUR NIECE IS SUCH A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE ON YOU SO IS THAT DIRTY SCUM TRUNKS BRIEFS VEJITA WHO SHOULD DIE, DIE, DIE AND SO SHOULD MIRAI BRIEFS VEJITA AND WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HAVE A NICE GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT MARRON GIRL INSTEAD OF BULMA'S OBNOXIOUS BRATTY PAMPERED PRINCESS BURA WHO IS NOTHING LIKE SWEET MARRON WHO DOESN'T HAVE OVER 10,000 THINGS ON HER CHRISTMAS LIST LIKE THAT BRAT BURA OOH, SHE'S SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU GOTEN WITH HER IN YOUR PATH YOU'LL NEVER BE A GREAT SCHOLAR HOW EVIL OF HER SHE'S SUCH A KNOW-IT-ALL WHO ACTS NOTHING LIKE HOW A PROPER GIRL SHOULD YOUR NIECE ISN'T MUCH BETTER, MY DENDE, DATING THAT HORRIBLE PURPLE-HAIRED TRUNKS WHO IS EVIL AND MEAN YOUR NIECE IS SO EVIL AND MEAN TOO, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU DUMB MOPHEAD CLAN!"
Goten recovered his wits--for the first time in months. "I'm NOT A MOPHEAD! NEITHER IS TRUNKS OR PAN OR BURA! WE'RE ALL BEST FRIENDS FOREVER TILL THE END OF EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ALL EVIL AND MEAN! MOMMY, I DOUBT YOU KNOW WHAT A BEST FRIEND IS! MARRON IS EVIL SHE HARASSES POOR TRUNKS AND MIRAI ENDLESSLY!"
Chi-Chi looked shocked. "M-my little boy, a delinquent..."
She promptly passed out and Goten tried to drive the car to Capsule Corp and ended up crashing into the bathroom Piccolo The Grinch had just broken out of.
Bulma came in screaming at them and Goten sweatdropped nervously. The unconscious Chi-Chi had woken up and began to scream.
"MY LITTLE BOY'S A DELINQUENT HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WHY CAN'T HE BE MORE LIKE MY PERFECT GOHAN-CHAN OH POOR, POOR ME TO BE CURSED WITH A DELINQUENT FOR A SON I CAN'T BEAR THE AGONY OF IT--"
She was interrupted by a snicker from Bulma. "Hah, I got ya there Chi-Chi. My son's perfect as you can get."
"Yeah right. Bulma Briefs Vejita, at least my son's not evil and diabolical and plotting."
"My son's a genius. Yours is the dumbest I've ever met--well, aside from your husband." Bulma snickered behind her hand as Chi-Chi fumed openly.
Trunks finally reached Capsule and goggled at Chi-Chi's irate face. "What the..." He flew away at hyperspeed over to where he sensed Pan and Bura's kis.
Pan and Bura were tracking Goten, who was at Capsule somewhere. "Trunks?" The two were surprised at his sudden appearance.
"Chi-Chi's gone mental."
He told them all that had happened starting with Goten hiding behind a chair like a numbskull.
The girls boggled and sweatdropped. "So... my grandma's gone insane, my uncle's grown scared of chairs... DENDE! CURSE YOU DENDE WHY WHY ME YOU EVIL, EVIL DEMON YOU EVIL LLAMA COW OSAMMY BIN LADLE JAN TENOR ZWICKO EVIL DUDE WHO IS CRAZY AND NASTY AND INSANE AND SCARED OF CHAIRS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE OOH, DENDE YOU SON OF A COW YOU SOAP OPERA LOSER WHO DRINKS GREEN GATORADE I MEAN, GREEN IS SO DUMB YOU STUPID, umm, who was I insulting again?"
Pan finally finished a long rant as everyone sweatdropped and went to get ready for the early Christmas party which was on the day before Christmas eve--that day!
Trunks and Goten put on tuxes and Bra and Pan put on dresses. Bra's was a very fancy blue silk and Pan's was a plain red silk with black beads around her chest.
They all walked into the party and soon bored themselves to death. Marron was attempting to kiss Mirai while Trunks decided to film them. Bulma was talking with some important dudes and Pan was watching Trunks, Marron, Mirai, Goten, and Bra run around in circles being idiots.
The party was over after five hours of that torture and it was now midnight, aka Christmas Eve.
Marron finally kissed Mirai and Trunks got it on tape. The guests were leaving and Trunks started throwing them out one by one.
*owari*
Okay, Part 2 is over and I will soon have part 3 up and finished. Sorry for the terrible long and evil delays, aka I forgot and I got bored and stuff like that happened.
Ja,
twisted panchan
