Konnichiwa, FF.net! How are you all today? *silence* OK... Well, read on!
Oh yeah... IR is my SIR robot. He loves anime and is (usually) sane.
Zim, wearing his old man disguise and dragging GIR (in his puppy costume) behind him, he looked around
Polaris Fashion Place (a mall in Ohio).
Zim: Hot Topic, Hot Topic, Hot Topic... aha! What the...? Jas shops HERE?!
(A/N: For those of you who've never been to Hot Topic, it's like... um... uh... check out hottopic.com.=)
Zim and GIR looked around at the various band t-shirts.
Zim: 'Incubus'? 'Green Day'?
GIR: Look, master! It's you!
Zim: What?
Zim looked over at the t-shirts GIR was pointing at. One had a picture of a familiar-looking guy holding
two knives and Egyptian hieroglyphics, another had the word 'Staind' on it, and the third had a picture of
Zim and GIR in the voot cruiser. He stared, open-mouthed, at the t-shirt.
GIR: *reading the shirt* Doom doom doom doom doom doom!
Zim: Aghhh! What is this?! T-shirts of me? The Dib-worm must have finally found those pictures he took
and mailed them to Mysterious Msyteries! *remembers who the guy on the first t-shirt is* Hey, isn't that
the guy from Jas's favorite comic book? I think she said Dib likes it too... I'll buy it!
GIR: Yay! Can we go get cupcakes now?
Zim: Well... OK.
So Zim and GIR paid for the Nny shirt and headed for the bakery-place-thing.
Meanwhile...
Gaz entered the video game shop.
Gaz: Gimme the newest GS2 game you got.
The counter-slave grabbed a box off the shelf.
Counter-Slave: Merry Christmas. Now fork over the 30 bucks.
Gaz: Whatever. *shoves money in his face*
Meanwhile Again...
Dib looked through the graphic novel section of Virgin Megastore.
Dib: Hm... Hey IR, do you think Jas would like this Sailor Moon book?
IR: No, Jas doesn't like Sailor Moon. I think she likes Card Captor Sakura.
Dib: Okay then, how about Issue 1 and Issue 2?
IR: No, she has those.
Dib: That's all they have... hmmm, how about this? "JtHM: Director's Cut"?
IR: Oooh, she likes that comic book!
Dib: So do I.
IR: I know what to get GIR... cupcakes!
Dib: Good idea!
Dib and IR pay for Jas's present and head for the bakery.
Meanwhile Yet Again...
Jas skipped happily though Wal-Mart.
Jas: Ohhhhhh, Jingle bells, martians smell, Zim will rule us all- ooh! IR would like that!
There was a big stuffed Ryo-Ohki doll (from Tenchi Muyo, ya know?) in the middle of an anime display. Jas
grabbed it and headed for the checkout.

Well, what did you think? The 3rd chapter, if I can finish it, will be out on Christmas, hopefully. =)
Merry Halloween with shamrocks on top, everyone!