Oh great, once again I've failed to finish writing a fic on time. Sorry, everyone, I was donating my time
at my favorite radio station, answering the phones and collecting money to help kids' charities. I was
there all day Christmas Day. After that, my little brother had surgery in his mouth. Sorry, it's just been
a really busy week for me! =)
CRASH! Jas sat up and looked at the clock.
Jas: What was that noise? It's 3 AM...
Still tired, she half-tripped down the stairs. Her eyes widened as she realized what had happened...
The Christmas tree was lying on the ground. Candy canes and ornaments littered the floor. Some were
smashed. A guilty-looking GIR stood nearby. Jas sighed.
Jas: GIR, what are you doing here?
GIR: I wanted my present now, so I came here, then I got hungry, so I ate the turkey-
Jas: You ate the turkey?!
GIR: Yeah, it was yummmmmmy! But then I came in this room and the tree was all pretty, so I reached
up to grab a candy cane. Then it went CRASH and you came down here and said, "GIR, wh-"
Jas: Yes, GIR, I know what I said. No turkey, no tree, no nothing... so now what are we gonna do? Hm...
I know, we can go work at CD101, answering the phones and getting free t-shirts!
GIR: Yaaaay! Wait... what's CD101?
Jas: That's the radio station I listen to. They play that song you really like, the one about peaches, you
know, by the Presidents of the United States of America?
(A/N: If you'd like more info on the radio station I'm talking about, you can listen to it live online at
cd101.com.)
GIR: Peaches!
Jas: It goes like this: "Millions of peaches, peaches for me, millions of peaches, peaches for free!"
GIR: Oh yeah!
Jas: But first, I'm going to go sleep some more.
GIR: Okay!
So Jas and GIR went back to sleep. Yes, I know, the Christmas tree is still lying sideways on the floor,
but, oh well. Jas woke up again at 10. GIR was still asleep, so she decided to let him sleep 'til she'd called
Zim and the rest. (A/N: I'm skipping the boring phone parts.)
Later...
Dib rang the doorbell, looking through the little window by the door. Gaz stood next to him, holding the two
packages. Jas opened the door, looking furious. The radio was blaring in the backround.
Jas: There is NO WAY "Save Me" got more requests than Coldplay!!
Dib: OK... Merry Christmas to you too...
Jas: Oh, sorry, Dib! Oh, Green Day! I love this song! *rushes over to the radio and turns up the volume*
Gaz: Whatever. Excuse me, I need to sit down to beat this game. *turns on GameSlave and heads for the couch*
Dib: Hey! What happened to the Christmas tree?
Jas: GIR knocked it down. *sighs* He ate the turkey, too. I figured that after we open the presents, we could
go work at CD101.
Dib: CD101?
Jas: The radio station.
Dib: Oh.
Jas: All we gotta do is wait for-
Ding-dong!
Jas: -Zim! Perfect timing! *opens door* Hiiii! Wait- Blink 182!! Woohoo!
Zim: Blink 182?
Jas: Oh, sorry, it's a band. Come in! Merry Christmas!
Zim: I have no reason to celebrate this pathetic Earth holiday. I've come to pick up GIR.
Jas: No you haven't, you're here and we're gonna open presents- American Hi Fi!
Dib: Will you stop doing that?!
Jas: But it's "Flavor of the Weak!"
Zim: GIR! Come on! We're leaving!
GIR: Aw, but master, I wanted to go to CD101!
Zim: CD101?
Jas: Radio station.
Zim: Ah. No, GIR, you can open your present, but then we leave!
GIR: But master, I wanna hear the peaches song!
Zim: Oh, fine!
Jas: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's open the presents!
Everyone opened their presents. Occasionally Jas called out band and song names, annoying the crap
out of Zim, who finally pulled the plug on the radio. This made Jas sad. Then she remembered that she
had another radio. She turned it on and resumed annoying Zim and Dib.
GIR: I'm hungry!
Jas: Well, someone ate the turkey- oh, I like this song!
IR: We could get Chinese food!
Jas: You're a genius, IR!
So they ate Chinese food and helped answer the phone at the Andyman-a-thon. They raised $58,304
(that was the real amout of money raised) for kid's charities and got spiffy t-shirts too! GIR even got
to hear the song he liked- Jas donated $15 so he could hear it.
Whatever holiday you may have celebrated, I hope you had a great one. I wish you all a happy new year!
-Jas
P.S.- Boring disclaimer time: I don't own anything Invader Zim (besides my t-shirt and lanyard). It all
belongs to the great Jhonen Vasquez.
at my favorite radio station, answering the phones and collecting money to help kids' charities. I was
there all day Christmas Day. After that, my little brother had surgery in his mouth. Sorry, it's just been
a really busy week for me! =)
CRASH! Jas sat up and looked at the clock.
Jas: What was that noise? It's 3 AM...
Still tired, she half-tripped down the stairs. Her eyes widened as she realized what had happened...
The Christmas tree was lying on the ground. Candy canes and ornaments littered the floor. Some were
smashed. A guilty-looking GIR stood nearby. Jas sighed.
Jas: GIR, what are you doing here?
GIR: I wanted my present now, so I came here, then I got hungry, so I ate the turkey-
Jas: You ate the turkey?!
GIR: Yeah, it was yummmmmmy! But then I came in this room and the tree was all pretty, so I reached
up to grab a candy cane. Then it went CRASH and you came down here and said, "GIR, wh-"
Jas: Yes, GIR, I know what I said. No turkey, no tree, no nothing... so now what are we gonna do? Hm...
I know, we can go work at CD101, answering the phones and getting free t-shirts!
GIR: Yaaaay! Wait... what's CD101?
Jas: That's the radio station I listen to. They play that song you really like, the one about peaches, you
know, by the Presidents of the United States of America?
(A/N: If you'd like more info on the radio station I'm talking about, you can listen to it live online at
cd101.com.)
GIR: Peaches!
Jas: It goes like this: "Millions of peaches, peaches for me, millions of peaches, peaches for free!"
GIR: Oh yeah!
Jas: But first, I'm going to go sleep some more.
GIR: Okay!
So Jas and GIR went back to sleep. Yes, I know, the Christmas tree is still lying sideways on the floor,
but, oh well. Jas woke up again at 10. GIR was still asleep, so she decided to let him sleep 'til she'd called
Zim and the rest. (A/N: I'm skipping the boring phone parts.)
Later...
Dib rang the doorbell, looking through the little window by the door. Gaz stood next to him, holding the two
packages. Jas opened the door, looking furious. The radio was blaring in the backround.
Jas: There is NO WAY "Save Me" got more requests than Coldplay!!
Dib: OK... Merry Christmas to you too...
Jas: Oh, sorry, Dib! Oh, Green Day! I love this song! *rushes over to the radio and turns up the volume*
Gaz: Whatever. Excuse me, I need to sit down to beat this game. *turns on GameSlave and heads for the couch*
Dib: Hey! What happened to the Christmas tree?
Jas: GIR knocked it down. *sighs* He ate the turkey, too. I figured that after we open the presents, we could
go work at CD101.
Dib: CD101?
Jas: The radio station.
Dib: Oh.
Jas: All we gotta do is wait for-
Ding-dong!
Jas: -Zim! Perfect timing! *opens door* Hiiii! Wait- Blink 182!! Woohoo!
Zim: Blink 182?
Jas: Oh, sorry, it's a band. Come in! Merry Christmas!
Zim: I have no reason to celebrate this pathetic Earth holiday. I've come to pick up GIR.
Jas: No you haven't, you're here and we're gonna open presents- American Hi Fi!
Dib: Will you stop doing that?!
Jas: But it's "Flavor of the Weak!"
Zim: GIR! Come on! We're leaving!
GIR: Aw, but master, I wanted to go to CD101!
Zim: CD101?
Jas: Radio station.
Zim: Ah. No, GIR, you can open your present, but then we leave!
GIR: But master, I wanna hear the peaches song!
Zim: Oh, fine!
Jas: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's open the presents!
Everyone opened their presents. Occasionally Jas called out band and song names, annoying the crap
out of Zim, who finally pulled the plug on the radio. This made Jas sad. Then she remembered that she
had another radio. She turned it on and resumed annoying Zim and Dib.
GIR: I'm hungry!
Jas: Well, someone ate the turkey- oh, I like this song!
IR: We could get Chinese food!
Jas: You're a genius, IR!
So they ate Chinese food and helped answer the phone at the Andyman-a-thon. They raised $58,304
(that was the real amout of money raised) for kid's charities and got spiffy t-shirts too! GIR even got
to hear the song he liked- Jas donated $15 so he could hear it.
Whatever holiday you may have celebrated, I hope you had a great one. I wish you all a happy new year!
-Jas
P.S.- Boring disclaimer time: I don't own anything Invader Zim (besides my t-shirt and lanyard). It all
belongs to the great Jhonen Vasquez.
