Kamui is Your _________
Author's Note: Am I the only one who is annoyed with "Kamui is your…" repeated every other page in X1999? What IS Kamui in relation to Fuma? I don't GET it. Evilized. Anywooo, I am not trying to offend any serious die-hard X1999 fans…I'm just trying to be funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own X1999 or any funny dubbish mistakes…teehee…and I don't own anything that the average person would be able to distinguish. Inside jokes belong to me.
Coffee Break*Hinoto, Arashi, Kotori, Kanoe, and Kamui are sitting at a coffee table while they are off manga duty*
Kanoe: I'm bored.
Hinoto: In an alternate future, we are not bored.
Kamui: do I blow up anything yet?
Arashi: let's see…what can we do to amuse ourselves?
Kamui: BLOW UP SOMETHING!
Hinoto: *grabs around for coffee cup* dammit! Where's my coffee?! I can't feel it through the psychic field…where is it????? I want my coffee…NOW!
Kanoe: I drank your coffee, Hinoto.
Hinoto: You twisted, evil, little bi---
Arashi: I KNOW!!!!! LET'S MAKE UP ALTERNATE ENDINGS!
Kamui: In which I blow up---
Girls: SHUT UP!!!!
Kanoe: what kind of alternate endings? It's already depressing enough…
Arashi: you know the whole "Kamui is your…" business?
All: *groan*
Arashi: think of it as madlibs…
All: *grin evilishly*
CLAMP: okay, back to work!
Hinoto: Kanoe drank my coffee…*grumble grumble*
Scene OneLettering: Kamui is your…
Fuma: Kamui is my what? What is Kamui?
*backstage*
Kanoe: I go first!
*onstage*
Kanoe: *whispering* Kamui is your EVIL TWIN!!!!!
Fuma: *snort!* heeheeheeaHAHAHA*chokes*
Everybody backstage: *pats Kanoe on the back* bravo, Bravo!
Scene Two*Kamui and Fuma are on top of Tokyo tower, doing something weird with their psychic powers*
Lettering: Kamui is your…
Kamui (thought bubble): I'll give them a show they won't forget…
Kamui: *James Earl Jones imitation* I am your father, Fuma!
Fuma: *falling of Tokyo tower* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everybody else: *falls over laughing*
Scene Three Lettering: Kamui is your…Fuma: *pulls out hair* What is Kamui???
Hinoto: *appears in Fuma's mind* *does little air quotes* COUSIN! *wink!*
Kamui: HEY! JUST BECAUSE KANOE STOLE YOUR COFFEE DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA…
Scene Four*Kotori is grinning like a ditz while the all-too familiar lettering is floating on the page*
Lettering: Kamui is…
Fuma: *looks at floor*
Kotori: …secretly your lawn gnome!
Fuma: I-I-I had no idea…
Scene FiveLettering: Kamui is your…
Fuma: *just kinda sits there*
Lettering: Kamui is your…
Arashi: *laughs* I…can't…do…it….
Fuma: WHAT IS KAMUI?????????
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