Dwopple no wanna baff!!!


Badgermum,

Badgermum,

pud-den pie,

if ya frow me inna baff,

I fink I'm gonna die!


Sittin' in da orchard,

way up inna tree,

hidin' in da branches,

where Badgermum can't see.



Ahhh! It's Skipper,

he put me on da ground,

I fink I'm gonna get a baff,

now dat I been found.


Ow! Ow! my ears, dey hurt!

Badgermum scrubs too rough,

I'll never hide from her again,

Dwopple's had enough!



Ha ha, I'ts Skipper,

wif bubbles up 'is nose,

Badgermum scrubbed him really hard,

and made him wear clean clothes!