Draco & Hermione

Draco & Hermione

Darkwriter Kay's parody of William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet

Author's Notes: Um, well, yeah. That title thingy is pretty self-explanatory. I would like to add that I don't own anything in this story except my muse and me. Please review and tell me what you think of the cast of this fanfic!

~ Kay, empress of evil rubber ducks

PS, I won't make Draco a pathetic loser, I promise! Also, please note: these castings are subject to change. Plus, maybe casting changes in the middle of an act will be quite hilarious! And if I spelled someone's name wrong, please correct me!

Cast:

Malfoy's (Montagues):

  1. Lucius Malfoy (Lord Montague) – Some rich evil dude
  2. Lady Malfoy (Lady Montague) – The rich evil dude's wife
  3. Draco (Romeo) – The son of the Malfoy's
  4. Ron's Evil Twin (Benvolio) – Ron's evil twin; cousin to Draco (makes sense!)
  5. Pansy (Balthasar) – A bystander, just 'cuz I didn't know where else to put her
  6. Crabe & Goyle (Abram) – a couple of guys that play one part… "servants" of Draco

Granger's (Capulets):

  1. Mr. Granger (Lord Capulet) – Hermione's father, doesn't have anything to do with this story
  2. Mrs. Granger (Lady Capulet) – Hermione's mother, also doesn't have anything to do with this story
  3. Hermione (Juliet) – The daughter of the Granger's
  4. Fred (Tybalt) – Hermione's cousin, but not really
  5. Ginny (Nurse) – Hangs around Hermione
  6. Neville (Sampson) – R & J rebel
  7. Seamus, Dean, and Colin(Gregory) – more R & J rebels who all happen to play the same part

Prince's:

  1. Snape (Prince Escalus) – Well, its Snape… And it seemed like a good idea… I guess we'll see, though!
  2. Harry (Count Paris) – Well, yeah, he's there. This is a Harry Potter fanfic, so Harry has to be here somewhere!
  3. George (Mercutio) – Well, he hangs around Ron's Evil Twin and Draco… Poor George…
  4. Ron (Page) – Harry's ser—uh—friend. Gives advice and such. Probably a useless part, just like Pansy, Crabe & Goyle, Neville, and Seamus, Dean, & Colin. :: shrugs:: Oh, well… ^^ I'll find something for them to do.

Others:

  1. Lee Jordan and Professor McGonagall as the Chorus – This is going to be interesting… ^^
  2. Dumbledore (Friar Laurence) – a good guy who only wants peace between the Malfoy's and the Granger's, and who knows the slim odds of that ever happening
  3. Snape (Apothecary) – Potions teacher… Poison… Um, it fits, doesn't it?
  4. Dumbledore (Friar John) - ::snicker, snort:: I'm having too much fun already! Joy! ::snicker, snort::
  5. Neville (Curtain) – Well, we needed one!
  6. Others (Others) – Um, that's anyone like Lockhart who I couldn't put anywhere else…

Narrator:

  1. Kay (me, the author!) – Yeah, I'm in here somewhere. Don't worry, if yah lose me, it's all for the better, I suppose…
  2. Horse (Kay's muse) – An evil muse at that… Don't think it likes my writing.

Setting:

Hogwarts, and various other places I haven't thought of yet

Some more Author's Notes: ::laughs:: Okay, okay. You all probably know by now that I'm going to have toooooooo much fun with this… Just be ready for some surprises and stuff, and a lot of funny things!!

Romeo & Juliet wasn't that bad. It's just that it drove me nuts. Well, Mr. Shakespeare and all you English teachers out there, It's my payback time!

Oh, and, PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME!!!!!! Just review and I'll be happy.