Recruitment/Company  Song for Saurman & Associates

Yes!

I'm Saurman!

Evil, Evil dude!

I have long white hair and I am completely insane!

I make ugly Urk-Hai's who do as I command!

Muwhaahhahahahaaa!

Ohhh, and find the ring!

(Chorus of Orcs, Urk-Hai's, and Ringwraiths)

Yes!

He's Saurman!

Evil, Evil dude!

He use to be a great wizard, Gandalf was his  friend!

But now He's  a fiend!

Mwhahahahahaa!

Ohhh, and find the ring!

(Saurman)

Yes!

I'm Saurman!

Evil, Evviiilllll duuuudddddee!

(Chorus of Urk-Hai singing)

Yes! He's an evil evil dude!!!

(Chorus of Ringwraiths)

Ohhh, and find the ring!

A Sign Flashed: Join Saurman and Saruon's forces today! L

A/N: Am I completely insane? Perhaps. Do I own Lord of the Rings, and any of the character or creatures  mentioned on the above ? Bu all means…NO! Did I spell the bad guys' names wrong? If I did, will you hold it against me? Will you review this sad, silent, and first Lord of the Rings fic this author has written?

(I by the way in no means associated with Saruon's Evil Plan to Take Over Middle Earth. I'm just here for the cookies.

                                                                                                Thanks J )