One day, a fat cat named Garfield was outside of the house. Nobody knows
how he got there, and frankly, nobody cares. It was most likely out of the
front door. Well, when he was out there he thought he should examine the
magic mushrooms Jon was then growing. As he examined them, he became very
puzzled, as they didn't look magical at all! Well, he might as well try
them! He plucked one and put it in his mouth. It was then, while chewing,
he saw one of the mushrooms get up, and start walking around the garden!
Garfield was very surprised indeed. But instead of walking over to examine
it, (He was far too tired for that!) He decided to have a look at the
flying turtles that were up in the sky, but as he looked at them,
suspiciously, the walking mushroom came up to him and said, in an
exceedingly squeaky voice "Hi! I'm Toad!" Garfield frowned at this strange
creature and finally said "No you're not, you're a mushroom,"
"Oh, so I am!" said the mushroom, who seemed surprised "But Toad is what they named me so Toad I shall be named!" he then proceeded to skip around the garden saying "Thank you Mario, but our princess is in the other castle! Thank you Mario, but our princess is in the other castle!" and so on and so on.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked Garfield, in a very bored manner.
"Why, I'm reciting my lines for the third remake of Super Mario Brothers 1, because those idiots at Nintendo HQ can't get of their fat arses and make another game with me in it!"
"Oh." Said Garfield, yawning "I'm sure I have no idea at all what you're on about!" and with that, he fell asleep.
THE END
"Oh, so I am!" said the mushroom, who seemed surprised "But Toad is what they named me so Toad I shall be named!" he then proceeded to skip around the garden saying "Thank you Mario, but our princess is in the other castle! Thank you Mario, but our princess is in the other castle!" and so on and so on.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked Garfield, in a very bored manner.
"Why, I'm reciting my lines for the third remake of Super Mario Brothers 1, because those idiots at Nintendo HQ can't get of their fat arses and make another game with me in it!"
"Oh." Said Garfield, yawning "I'm sure I have no idea at all what you're on about!" and with that, he fell asleep.
THE END
