Hi everyone! It's 3:00 a.m. and I'm up working on this fic so I can get it to you by morning! Aren't I just special? Lol, just kidding! Well, I hope you like this, just need to do my ritual thank you part.

Thank you to all of my reviewers!!!!!!!! Love you all!!!!! Okay, and by the way, Draco does the little tongue twisters because he wants to work on his enunciation. Oh, and I get all my little tongue twisters from my Drama Class (except for the last two, those are from Jessica (). Thanks!

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"And can you believe that, he actually said 'I know you are, but what am I'!!!! Can you bloody believe that? And he called ME childish! You know, I cant even believe I ever had a thing for that asshole, don't know what I saw in him. Well, he DOES have nice legs. And his eyes are really pretty. And of course there's always the fact that he always knows exactly what to say, and.oh fuck it!" Harry said to the mirror he was standing in front of in the fourth floor bathroom. He had been ranting and raving to Reflection Harry for about an hour. "Can you believe him? Can you believe me?"

"Actually yes," A voice said behind him. Harry jumped with surprise and whipped around. It was Seamus.

"Seamus! What, how, what, how long have you been standing there?" Harry asked nervously.

"Oh, long enough," Seamus replied walking over to where Harry was standing.

"Seamus, I can explain." Harry started but was cut off by Seamus.

"No need to explain, I agree with you whole heartedly on two points. One: Malfoy is and asshole. Two: Malfoy is probably the hottest guy in the school, apart of course from the ever popular Harry Potter." Seamus said good-naturedly.

"You better believe it!" Harry joked. "But seriously, any advice?" Seamus looked at him quizzically for a moment before speaking.

"Well, there are two ways of looking at this. You've got to decide mate, is your glass half empty, or half full? Do you really want him, or is he just a little obsession you'll get over in a couple of weeks?"

"Oh, it's definitely more than a little obsession. Hell, I've had a thing for him since 4th year. I mean I want to make him mine, body AND soul. I really do. It's kind of like you and Dean, and don't give me that, 'it's just a fling' crap, I've seen the way you look at each other. That's what I want from Draco. So, you being the once-Gryffindor-slut-now- turned-one-man's-man, what should it do? What would you do?

"That's an easy one mate. There's only one thing that will really gets someone's attention," Seamus said looking in the mirror and brushing a few stray locks away from his face.

"What's that?"

"Oh, jealousy mate, always jealousy. That's what always brings them back."

"Jealousy? Yeah right! Like I could ever make Mr. Draco Malfoy jealous. The boy has everything!" Harry said discouraged.

"Everything but you. What you do is make him jealous by grabbing someone new. Then he'll get all flustered and beg you to come back.. that or he'll sock the other person in the stomach, and then beg you to come back. Either way," Seamus said grinning wickedly, "it's oodles of fun."

"Yeah, that would probably work on Draco, except of course for the fact that none of my friends help me, they all despise Draco, and could you even try to imagine me explaining it to them? God, there'd be a riot!"

"Well, I'm sure someone would help you Harry. What about Ron?"

"Ron?" Harry sputtered, "Come on Seamus, you and me, and about the whole of the school know that Ron has a crush on me. I couldn't go out with him just to use him and dump him for his worst enemy!"

"True, true. Hmmm. Hermione?"

"Nope, she'd never do it. The whole moral thing about playing with peoples emotions and such."

"Well then, how about me?" Seamus asked as if this was the obvious answer.

"Seamus, you're with Dean, wouldn't he mind?"

"Dean? Mind? Oh no, he'd love it! He loves to be in the spotlight, and our little love affair would put him right in the middle of it. So," Seamus said sliding a little closer to Harry, "What do you say Lover?"

"Well.. You sure there would be no hard feelings afterwards?"

"Cross my heart and hope to die."

"Well, okay, we'll try it for awhile and see if it has any effect on Draco? Sound good?"

"Sounds perfect," Seamus said sticking his hand out, which Harry promptly shook.

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Draco was in the room. Hell, where else would he be? It was Saturday, (A/N Just realized something! Okay, in chapter three it's supposed to be a Friday, not a Saturday. So that would make right now Saturday not Sunday. Actually, it's about 2:30 p.m. on Saturday. So, you know. Yeah) so no classes, and he no longer had a common room. He had utterly nowhere else to be. Well.. there was one other place he could go, and that was to Harry. He still hadn't said sorry. Damn his foolish pride though, it wouldn't allow him to make an apology. The best he could come up with was one of those 'I'm kind of sorry, but I don't think I should be apologizing' apologies. And damn it to hell, it wasn't working. Guess he'd just have to suck it up and *gulp* say he's sorry.

"Damn Harry's and his stupid pride!" Draco growled to himself. "Sigh, guess I better go find him." Draco got up and made his way to the Great Hall, Harry was most likely there. He was about half way there when he saw something that made Draco stop dead in his tracks (well, err, he would have stopped dead in his tracks, if he hadn't have fallen first). He looked up in shock from the floor to see Harry and Seamus still continuing their lip locking. They stopped suddenly and turned to face Draco.

"Hey Malfoy. Have a nice trip, see you next fall!" Seamus said before he and Harry walked away laughing. Draco just sat on the floor in shock.

"I didn't just see Seamus and Harry kissing. I couldn't have. No, Harry wouldn't do that, no, no, no!" Draco tried to convince himself. It wasn't working, Harry and that Finnigan boy's kissing scene was permanently fixed in his mind. Draco shook his head and walked the rest of the way to the Great Hall (evilly plotting Seamus Finnigan's death in his mind). He went to sit at the table he shared with Harry (first he went and gave his paper about Harry to Dumbledore). Harry followed suit, and came and sat down a few minutes later. Draco starred angrily at Harry as he ate, never taking his gaze off of him. Harry didn't seem to notice. All of a sudden Seamus came over and plopped himself down right next to Harry.

"Hey baby," Seamus said kissing Harry on the cheek.

"Hey," Harry responded kissing Seamus deeply on the mouth. Draco couldn't stand it.

"Would the two of you excuse me, I need to go vomit," Draco said getting up and walking away.

"Do you think it's working?" Harry asked Seamus.

"Definitely!"

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"That, that little Gryffindor slut! How dare he steal MY Harry! I'll show him! I'll kill him!" Draco raved in the room. He slowly calmed down and sat on his bed thinking. No, he couldn't kill that blasted (A/N Isn't blasted simply a scrumptious word?) Finnigan, he didn't think homicide was the way to Harry's heart. But what could he do? Lets see, he had once heard Harry and his motley crew discussing this matter.

"Hmmm.. What did Harry say that one time? What did he like? Oh yeah, he liked romantic things."

At that exact moment, he heard some girls passing by his room (he could tell they were girls, third year girls for that matter, because they were giggling). He ran out and grabbed one of them by the arm.

"What is the most romantic thing you've ever seen/heard/read (A/N and yes, he did say slash instead of or)?" Draco asked the girl. She looked quite afraid for a moment then began to tell him about something she'd seen on this muggle movie Ten Things I Hate About You. It sounded utterly degrading and sappy. He supposed it would do just fine. He looked at the girl who was now proceeding to ramble about how cute Heath Ledger was. He shook his head and went back into his room.

Draco searched through one of his many trunks, and finally found what he was looking for, his magically powered laptop. It was actually muggle, but he had put a spell on it so that it would run on magical energy. He rarely ever used the stupid thing, hell, he never would have bought it if he hadn't had wanted to piss his Dad off. But it was good for a couple of things, but it was best for downloading music. He started it up (with a flick of his wand of course!) and opened Morpheus© and looked for a song. Draco shivered at the thought of what he was going to do. Dinner would be an event to remember.

Well, I hope you liked it! If you did then review! If you didn't then review!!! Oh, and if my readers want, after the story is done, I will include an extra chapter that is the big staged break up fight between Seamus and Dean (it's staged so that Dean can be in the limelight!) Oh, and in it, Harry gets called a cheap whore and home wrecker (among other things!) So if you want that chapter then just review telling me you want it! Well, love to everyone, gots to be going!

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