Donkey Kong

Parody of "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel.

By Frank Candiloro.

Donkey Kong

His adventures can be very long

I bet he never had a single flaw

I bet he always makes the bad guys crawl.

I now just saw that Donkey Kong

Has now proven that he can't go wrong.

He's even stronger than Superman

And now he's thinking of a brand new plan

That's right, he can.

And when he eats a

Banana just after lunch.

And when he tries to

Recover his banana bunch

You'll see that he's so tough

That's because, he is known as Donkey Kong

You know I've seen him in a rapping song

I've think I've seen him on the Super NES

I'm sure that Donkey Kong is very impressed.

He's just the best.

Donkey Kong

His game is better than dull Ping-Pong

And maybe someday when the 'cube ships in

He could show the 'bros the way to the bin

And then he'll win.

And when he's walking

Nobody stands right in his way

And when he's talking

Nobody will get a say

He'll say that he's so tough

Just because

He is known

As Donkey Kong

He has proven that he can't go wrong

He's even tougher than Superman

And now he's thinking of a brand new plan

That's right he can.

Donkey Kong

He is Donkey Kong

You know that his name is

Donkey Kong

He's Donkey Kong

You know that his name is

Donkey Kong

He's Donkey Kong

You know that his name is

Donkey Kong

He's Donkey Kong