Donkey Kong
Parody of "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel.
By Frank Candiloro.
Donkey Kong
His adventures can be very long
I bet he never had a single flaw
I bet he always makes the bad guys crawl.
I now just saw that Donkey Kong
Has now proven that he can't go wrong.
He's even stronger than Superman
And now he's thinking of a brand new plan
That's right, he can.
And when he eats a
Banana just after lunch.
And when he tries to
Recover his banana bunch
You'll see that he's so tough
That's because, he is known as Donkey Kong
You know I've seen him in a rapping song
I've think I've seen him on the Super NES
I'm sure that Donkey Kong is very impressed.
He's just the best.
Donkey Kong
His game is better than dull Ping-Pong
And maybe someday when the 'cube ships in
He could show the 'bros the way to the bin
And then he'll win.
And when he's walking
Nobody stands right in his way
And when he's talking
Nobody will get a say
He'll say that he's so tough
Just because
He is known
As Donkey Kong
He has proven that he can't go wrong
He's even tougher than Superman
And now he's thinking of a brand new plan
That's right he can.
Donkey Kong
He is Donkey Kong
You know that his name is
Donkey Kong
He's Donkey Kong
You know that his name is
Donkey Kong
He's Donkey Kong
You know that his name is
Donkey Kong
He's Donkey Kong
Parody of "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel.
By Frank Candiloro.
Donkey Kong
His adventures can be very long
I bet he never had a single flaw
I bet he always makes the bad guys crawl.
I now just saw that Donkey Kong
Has now proven that he can't go wrong.
He's even stronger than Superman
And now he's thinking of a brand new plan
That's right, he can.
And when he eats a
Banana just after lunch.
And when he tries to
Recover his banana bunch
You'll see that he's so tough
That's because, he is known as Donkey Kong
You know I've seen him in a rapping song
I've think I've seen him on the Super NES
I'm sure that Donkey Kong is very impressed.
He's just the best.
Donkey Kong
His game is better than dull Ping-Pong
And maybe someday when the 'cube ships in
He could show the 'bros the way to the bin
And then he'll win.
And when he's walking
Nobody stands right in his way
And when he's talking
Nobody will get a say
He'll say that he's so tough
Just because
He is known
As Donkey Kong
He has proven that he can't go wrong
He's even tougher than Superman
And now he's thinking of a brand new plan
That's right he can.
Donkey Kong
He is Donkey Kong
You know that his name is
Donkey Kong
He's Donkey Kong
You know that his name is
Donkey Kong
He's Donkey Kong
You know that his name is
Donkey Kong
He's Donkey Kong
