Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine. Oh yeah, Hot Shot owns the cologne thing, "you are one sexy dude", and the slumber party thing.

A Day In The Life Of Hogwarts Professors

By Peppermint Patty

Note: This is kind of weird but I'm also warped. Oh well just r/r. K.

A Day in the Life of Professor Snape

4:00 a.m.

"Oh what a horrible morning." (starts singing) 'I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.(you get the point). *jumps in shower and starts singing yet again another new song* "Devil with a blue dress on. Devil with a blue dress on." (note: he was referring to Professor McGonagall) *jumps out of shower with a towel on (well I had to put somethin' on him didn't I?). '"You are one sexy dude," he says to himself looking in the mirror while slapping cologne on. He starts practicing his evil smirk. "Oh, I wonder when I should throw a slumber party again." (he usually likes to do manicures)

5:00-6:00 a.m.

*Many people don't know that Severus wears black leather pants under his robes just in case he finds the need to sing karaoke* (Snape is dancing around in nothing but the black leather pants and a shirt) "Hey there little red riding hood, you sure are looking good, you're everything a big bad wolf could want." (he finishes dressin')

6:00 p.m.

Snape pretends he is a fashion model/stripper. You know what happens from there, don't you?

Note: Okay, just so you know, Lady Padfoot typed this and I would like some recognition for it. My sister would now like to type a note. Bye!

Note 2: Sorry that my chapter is so short next will be longer.