Song Parody of "Janie's Got A Gun" By Aerosmith. Don't flame me it's a JOKE.

Susan's Got A Doughnut

Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of doughnuts being chewed
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

Susan's Got A Doughnut
Susan's Got A Doughnut
Her whole world's come undone
From eating to much food
What did Phoenix do
What did it put her through

They say when Susan was weighed
They found doughnuts in her pockets
But dude, she's over weight
Now that Susan's Got A Doughnut
She ain't never gonna be the same


Susan's Got A Doughnut
Susan's Got A Doughnut
Her fat days have just begun
Now shes gotta wear spandex
Tell me now it's untrue
What did those doughnuts do

Those doughnuts fatten her up
Susan has got to be insane
They say she gained a lot of weight
The chewing and the chomping
Everyone knew she needed to lose weight

go on a diet, go on a diet to lose weight
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

go on a diet, go on a diet to lose weight
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
go on a diet, go on a diet, diet, diet away

Susan's Got A Doughnut
Susan's Got A Doughnut
Her fat days have just begun
Now shes gotta wear spandex
What did those doughnuts do
It's Susan's last B.T.D.

She had to eat again
And chomp and chew like a cow
She said 'cause nobody likes my hair
The doughnuts are just so good
She ain't never gonna be the same

go on a diet, go on a diet to lose weight
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
go on a diet, go on a diet, diet, diet away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
diet away, diet away, diet, diet away


Susan's Got A Doughnut
Susan's Got A Doughnut
Susan's Got A Doughnut
Now shes gotta wear spandex

Susan's Got A Doughnut
Her fat days have just begun
Now shes gotta wear spandex (Honey, honey what's your problem)
'Cause Susan's Got A Doughnut (Tell me it ain't right)
Susan's Got A Doughnut (Was it her cradle robbin')
her fat days have just begun (That made you scream at night)
Susan's Got A Doughnut
Her fat days have just begun
Now shes gotta wear spandex
Susan's Got A Doughnut