Author: Issei & Jem

Genre: NON-YAOI, AU

Coupling: None

Rating: PG

Parts: 3/?

Warning: Grammar mistakes and spelling errors.

A little OOC maybe.

Disclaimer: We do not own the SD boys. But we do own the

space shuttle ^^

HI folks! Hmm sorry if it took so long for this chapter to be up.I was having exams for the past few weeks.yup sorry! But now I am back with the third chapter hope all of you will enjoy it and do give C&C!

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2 Words in * * is action

3 Words in ^ ^ is characters thinking

Words in [ ] refer to the setting

Words in ( ) are words by writer.^_______^

4 Chapter 3

Hanamichi stared at the room before him

Hanamichi: Oh, wow! This is their toilet?

Hanamichi fumbled with the "complex equipments", reaching out towards the handle of the tap.

Hanamichi: What is this?

With all his might, he came down hard on the handle. "Bam"

Tap: ^What was that for? ^*Feeling sore all over*

Then as if by magic, "rain" came pouring all over him.

Hanamichi: Ah! How come the roof is leaking! I am all wet!

Hanamichi looked upwards only to find an odd looking thing staring back at him. The "thing" had about a hundred minute holes and it was at the moment spraying water out.

Hanamichi: Urine? Help! Rukawa!

(In mars, the Martians do not use shower, rather they don't use water, they are dry clean!)



Rukawa, who had fallen asleep while having his dinner was jerk to a start by a loud shill voice.

Rukawa: ^How in the world did he get into trouble in the toilet? ^

Rukawa opened the bathroom door (it was not locked ^^;;) and stared at the Hanamichi before him. He was wet from head to toe and was screaming non- stop in his loud voice that could make one deaf. Rukawa unable to tolerant the noise could only try to shut him up.

Rukawa: Baka! Shut up! *Turn the tap off*

Hanamichi: But. but there is a monster spraying urine all over me!

Rukawa: If there is any monster, it is you!

Hanamichi quieted after such a shrewd remark.

Rukawa: That *pointing to the shower* is only a shower. SHOWER.

Hanamichi: Shower?

Rukawa: Yes, you use it to bath. And it is water, not urine.

Hanamichi: *Slightly embarrassed* I see

Rukawa: If you need to use the toilet, it is that. *Pointing to the toilet bowl*

Hanamichi: I am the tensai I don't need your help!

Rukawa: . ^Tensai? He is only an idiot Martian.^



(Martians do not use equipments like us, they do not have much of a sewage system there is useless as there is not much water on mars. Hence, they do it in a rather primitive way! ^^;;;;)

Hanamichi stared at the newly introduced equipment.

Hanamichi: What did that he said it is? Bullet hole? Hmm. how do you use it?

Hanamichi started fiddling with the "equipment". "Whoosh!" the flush system worked as Hanamichi laid his finger on the large sliver button on the top of the water tank.

Hanamichi: Oh, this thing is alive! It can talk, but in a strange language though.

Hanamichi speaks into the microphone, hoping to be able to talk to it and maybe find out how he can relieve himself.

Hanamichi: So, there is actually a species of animal that the translator cannot communicate with. I will tell father about that when I return back home. Taking out a not pad from one of his pockets. He jot down some notes:

" Animal: Bullet hole

Language: *pause for a while* Whoosh "

After noting down all the information he need, he is still unable to carry out his motive and was getting desperate.

Hanamichi: ^Maybe I should ask Rukawa for help. ^

Hanamichi: RU.

Hanamichi begin to shout but realise that Rukawa was already beside the door.

Rukawa: Yes?

Hanamichi: Erm. I don't know how to use the bullet hole.

Rukawa: Bullet hole?

Hanamichi: Erm.this. *Pointing to the toilet bowl*

Rukawa: That, for your information, is known as the toilet bowl, not a bullet hole. And may I know what you are doing flushing the toilet for the tenth time in a row?

Hanamichi: Oh, I was trying to communicate with it.

Rukawa: Communicate? It is dead. It cannot talk.

Hanamichi: Ok. So how do you use this?

Rukawa stared at the Martian with disbelief (obviously he does not show it).

Rukawa: ^What sort of a deal have you got yourself? Now you have to toilet train a Martian. ^



Surprising, Hanamichi was quick to learn the trick to using the toilet and was done with it soon.

Hanamichi: Now I must wash my hands as Rukawa had said.

Hanamichi looked at the shower tap.

Hanamichi: This is for bathing

His eyes scan the room again and found a smaller version.

Hanamichi: Hmm. this should be the one (his intelligence this time is amazing)

And again, he washed his hands successfully. The trouble begins when he looked up and sees the rows and rows of bottles before him.

Hanamichi: Hmm what is this? *Picks up a bottle labelled "shampoo"*

Hanamichi had taken a liking for the bottle because the contents inside were ocean blue and the Martian appeared to like the colour blue a lot.

Hmm, the colour is very pretty. What is it for? *Looks at the reading*

(The translator is able to allow Hanamichi to read)

Label: Directions: massage the shampoo into hair and work into lather. Rinse thoroughly with water. For healthier shinier hair, use together with conditioner!

Hanamichi: So you use this on your hair. It is blue. Does it mean that your hair will become blue? Hmm.blue hair, I would like a change of hair colour.

Hanamichi followed the instructions on the label and started washing his hair.

[After a while]

Hanamichi: Hmm.done, I have rinsed my hair thoroughly with water. Now my hair should be blue in colour.

Hanamichi looked into the mirror.

Hanamichi: What! How come it is still flaming red!

Rukawa who was finishing his dinner heard the Martian's shouts again.

Rukawa: ^He is nothing but trouble! ^

He made his way to the bathroom for the third time in the evening

Rukawa: In trouble?

Rukawa looked at Hanamichi and stared hard at his dripping wet hair.

Rukawa: *great, he had been experimenting with all the chemicals in the room^

Hanamichi: how come my hair is still red?

Rukawa: what do you mean?

Hanamichi: I thought your hair would turn blue after you use this. See it is blue in colour.

Rukawa: NO, it will not. This is shampoo for you to wash your hair, not to dye your hair. If you want to change your hair colour, you dye it.D-Y-E-

Hanamichi: really?

Rukawa: If you are done using the bathroom, please get out and stop destroying it!

Hanamichi: I was not!

Rukawa: You almost did!

Rukawa cleared the table after dinner and got ready to sleep. Hanamichi followed him everywhere he went and it was getting on his nerves.

Rukawa: quit following me.

Hanamichi: If I do, then what can I do?

Rukawa: Sleep; watch TV, anything except to destroy my house and its owner.

Rukawa walked into his room and slam the door right into Hanamichi's face.

Hanamichi: Sleep? Where? Where do I sleep, Rukawa?

Rukawa had already changed into his pyjamas when he heard Hanamichi knocking at his knock.

Rukawa left his room. Took some spare blanket and a pillow and threw it on the couch.

Rukawa: *Points to couch* you like that don't you?

Hanamichi: Yeah! It is soft and comfortable!

Rukawa: So, that is your bed. Make yourself at home!

Rukawa returned back into his room and it the distant, the walls vibrated from the strength of the "slam". Rukawa fell into his bed and was asleep the very next moment, exhausted from all the talking.



[Morning]

Rukawa move towards the door and was getting ready to get onto his bike when he saw Hanamichi following him.

Rukawa: Stop following me.

Hanamichi: Where are you going?

Rukawa: School.

Hanamichi: I want to go to.

Rukawa: No you can't you will only scare everyone away.

Hanamichi: I will not.

Rukawa: Your ears.

Hanamichi: I will cover it up.

Hanamichi used his thick red hair to cover his long ears up.

Hanamichi: See I look human!

By then Rukawa had already fallen asleep. Exhausted from having to talk so much in one morning, he thought he had take a nap before he goes to school.

Hanamichi: Rukawa!

"Bash"

Hanamichi: What was that for.

Rukawa: .No one wakes me up.

Hopping onto his bike and with Hanamichi running along beside him, the duo set off to an eventful day at school!



To be continued.