Author's Note: This was actually based on something that happened at my school. The guy James is based on still hasn't managed to get another girlfriend. Hmm, I wonder why? Jerk...! Since I couldn't think of anything else to happen I believe the story ends here, still on the train. Guess I'll have to change the name, huh?!

Disclaimer: It belongs to J.K.Rowling. These things get boring don't they?

Last Chapter...

"Okay," sighed Kara shaking her head. "All I can say is you'll feel better once you let you're true feelings be known."

"You really want to know how I feel about James?" Lily's voice was soft. "Is the door closed? Okay..." Lily blushed rosily. "I think James is..."

On the Train

Part Two

By: the Bumbling Firefly

"...the biggest prat ever to walk the earth!" Lily screeched. Kara clutched her ear.

"Lily," she said angrily. "That was no confession. Not to mention the fact that if you have permanently damaged my left ear drum I am suing!"

"Come on," Lily moaned. '' Did you honestly think I liked James Potter, that trying to kill him is my own unique way of flirting?"

"Yes," Kara told her bluntly.

Lily rolled her eyes. "Well it's not. And I predict that no one will go out with James Potter for at least a month for what he did."

"Yeah, sure, uh huh," Kara answered with a large amount of disbelief. "Dream on Lily. There are always desperate girls. Mark my words, he'll enter the Great Hall today with a girl hanging on his arm."

"NO, he won't!" defended Lily. "That boy waltzes in here like the king of the world and I don't know but there is something about him that makes me want to...um, well...hurt him?"

"Lily," Kara said. "I have a feeling that if you and James ever got together it could be a very abusive and bloody relationship."

"Yeah that would concern me… if it were going to happen," Lily glared at her friend. "And it's not! He is immature, his pranks are childish, he has no sense of commitment, he uses girls all the time (just look at what happened before Christmas break) and to complete this torturous scenario he is the MOST double ude person I've ever met INCLUDING Petunia!"

"Double ude?" asked Kara. What kind of phrasing was that?

"Rude and crude," Lily sighed and put her head in her hands. "And now the blooming idiot has given me a stupid headache. I wish that giant squid would eat him or Snape would finally kill him or something."

"Poor Lily," sympathized Kara. "But did you see Sirius today? He was so sizzling he could have melted an iceberg! I could have…"

"Ew, gross! Stop-stop-stop!" Lily cried covering her ears. "My virgin ears!" She rubbed her hands across her throbbing temples. "That's just about as bad as your dream of him wearing leather pants!"

"That was a good dream!" Kara defended.

"For you maybe." Lily groaned. "But for others it was evil!"

"Shut up," Kara sighed. "Just because you can't understand the total hotness the boys in our year seem to possess must you destroy my happiness?"

"You-are-gross!"

"My, Lily, can't you tell good taste when you see it?" Sirius had returned in spite of the threats Lily posed to his well being.

"Didn't your mother teach you not to listen through doors?" Lily demanded.

"Nope."

Kara was looking absolutely humiliated. Lily decided her friend didn't deserve this.

"Well, terribly sorry but you weren't who we were talking about," Lily folded her arms and looked down her nose at him.

"Really?" Sirius grinned and Kara dug her heels into the floor to keep her knees from trembling. "I was sure that I distinctively heard that I was 'sizzling'."

"You must have heard wrong," Lily sniffed. Kara was looking ready to melt into the carpet. "Because the last thing we would ever talk about is you wearing leather pants."

"Funny, I never mentioned leather pants," Sirius eyed Lily shrewdly.

"Oh," Lily through up her hands. "Go to hell, Black!"

"Oh come on," Sirius wheedled. "Which one of you has a crush on me?"

"NOBODY HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!"

"Well obviously it's not you," Sirius said. "Come on, everybody knows you like Jamiepooh."

"Who?" The fact that Lily hadn't an idea who Sirius was talking about was intensely clear judging by the fact that she hadn't gone ballistic.

"Jamiepooh?" asked Kara. "Like James?"

"WHAT?" growled Lily looking exceedingly dangerous.

"Hmm? Nobody, nobody," Sirius assured her. "Is it hot in here or what?"

"I hope it's nobody," Lily warned sitting back in the seat.

"So the only other person in this room that could have a crush on me," reasoned Sirius. "Is…KARA!"

"No!" Kara gulped convulsively. She was perfectly fine with Sirius when he didn't talk about personal subjects but…

Sirius sized her up. Kara was a pretty attractive witch in her own way. "I think you are next girlfriend material," he finally announced with the air of bestowing a great honor. Lily couldn't help but find the proceeding hilarious and was trying wit great effort to conceal the giggles that threatened to come out. Sirius glared at her, apparently his enormous ego was offended by her amusement. Kara was glaring at her also; she didn't find Lily's reaction very fitting with her ego either.

"You know what? Fine, I'm leaving," Lily walked to the door and slammed it shut behind her. Sirius and Kara were not left with curiosity considering the whole train could probably hear Lily's fits of laughter.

About ten minutes later Lily had succeeded in calming herself down but the noises coming from the compartment she had left were turning her stomach. She decided to wander in search of the snack lady since her stomach was growling ominously. With a good amount of stumbling (her balance not being what it should be) Lily made it to the last door. She could hear greedy smacking of lips and wasn't hesitant to guess that the snack lady had been by recently. She leaned against the door and pushed herself in to find herself in the worst company she could ever be in…

Author's Note: I was wrong, there is one more chapter after this! Sorry…