THE FINAL FAIR

by Warpedkjh13

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This immediately follows 'Hey Daria!'.

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FLASHBACK

LAWNDALE FAIR: DARIA'S RUN

LAWNDALE FAIR II: BEAVIS, BUTT-HEAD AND... UPCHUCK?

LAWNDALE FAIR III: THE SEARCH FOR JESSE

LAWNDALE FAIR IV: HEY DARIA!

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NOTE:

Anyone upset by the events of September 11th, this really isn't for you.

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SCENE ONE: STAGE

(Ms. Li runs on the stage, panicked.)

MS. LI: Students, your attention please. I have some bad news from New York. It seems that a terrorist has attacked the World Trade Center early this morning.

DARIA: Excuse me?

MS. LI (crying): They drove a plane into it, killing dozens of people... please excuse me...

(She runs off.)

BEAVIS: Whoa. Heh-heh.

BUTT-HEAD: Cool. Heh-heh-heh.

JANE: It is not cool! People are dead! Don't you understand?

DARIA: Don't bother, Jane. It's not worth your anger.

(O'Neill, sobbing, walks onto the stage.)

O'NEILL: You are all dismissed. Go home.

SCENE TWO: DARIA'S ROOM

(Daria and Tom are hugging close while Jane watches TV in a shock.)

CNN ANNOUNCER: Reports say that infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden is the cause for all of this. He has gone into hiding.

JANE: I can't believe this. They have destroyed our image.

DARIA: Jane, give it a rest. I understand what you're going through...

JANE: Don't you understand? Summer was going there for her holidays. She was going to the WTC today!

TOM: Oh my God.

CNN ANNOUNCER: Here is a list of the dead identified so far.

JANE: I hope I don't see Summer on that list.

CNN ANNOUNCER: There was also a blonde woman who is in a critical state at a nearby hospital.

(They show a picture of a battered Summer.)

JANE: Oh my God...

DARIA: Well, she is still alive. You ought to thank God for that.

TOM: I hope she pulls through it. I really do.

THE END

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What a downer ending, huh? In case you're wondering, Summer did pull through it and all she suffered was a broken leg.

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And that was the final tale in my fair series.

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Warpedkjh13