THE FINAL FAIR
by Warpedkjh13
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This immediately follows 'Hey Daria!'.
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FLASHBACK
LAWNDALE FAIR: DARIA'S RUN
LAWNDALE FAIR II: BEAVIS, BUTT-HEAD AND... UPCHUCK?
LAWNDALE FAIR III: THE SEARCH FOR JESSE
LAWNDALE FAIR IV: HEY DARIA!
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NOTE:
Anyone upset by the events of September 11th, this really isn't for you.
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SCENE ONE: STAGE
(Ms. Li runs on the stage, panicked.)
MS. LI: Students, your attention please. I have some bad news from New York. It seems that a terrorist has attacked the World Trade Center early this morning.
DARIA: Excuse me?
MS. LI (crying): They drove a plane into it, killing dozens of people... please excuse me...
(She runs off.)
BEAVIS: Whoa. Heh-heh.
BUTT-HEAD: Cool. Heh-heh-heh.
JANE: It is not cool! People are dead! Don't you understand?
DARIA: Don't bother, Jane. It's not worth your anger.
(O'Neill, sobbing, walks onto the stage.)
O'NEILL: You are all dismissed. Go home.
SCENE TWO: DARIA'S ROOM
(Daria and Tom are hugging close while Jane watches TV in a shock.)
CNN ANNOUNCER: Reports say that infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden is the cause for all of this. He has gone into hiding.
JANE: I can't believe this. They have destroyed our image.
DARIA: Jane, give it a rest. I understand what you're going through...
JANE: Don't you understand? Summer was going there for her holidays. She was going to the WTC today!
TOM: Oh my God.
CNN ANNOUNCER: Here is a list of the dead identified so far.
JANE: I hope I don't see Summer on that list.
CNN ANNOUNCER: There was also a blonde woman who is in a critical state at a nearby hospital.
(They show a picture of a battered Summer.)
JANE: Oh my God...
DARIA: Well, she is still alive. You ought to thank God for that.
TOM: I hope she pulls through it. I really do.
THE END
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What a downer ending, huh? In case you're wondering, Summer did pull through it and all she suffered was a broken leg.
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And that was the final tale in my fair series.
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Warpedkjh13
by Warpedkjh13
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This immediately follows 'Hey Daria!'.
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FLASHBACK
LAWNDALE FAIR: DARIA'S RUN
LAWNDALE FAIR II: BEAVIS, BUTT-HEAD AND... UPCHUCK?
LAWNDALE FAIR III: THE SEARCH FOR JESSE
LAWNDALE FAIR IV: HEY DARIA!
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NOTE:
Anyone upset by the events of September 11th, this really isn't for you.
------------------------
SCENE ONE: STAGE
(Ms. Li runs on the stage, panicked.)
MS. LI: Students, your attention please. I have some bad news from New York. It seems that a terrorist has attacked the World Trade Center early this morning.
DARIA: Excuse me?
MS. LI (crying): They drove a plane into it, killing dozens of people... please excuse me...
(She runs off.)
BEAVIS: Whoa. Heh-heh.
BUTT-HEAD: Cool. Heh-heh-heh.
JANE: It is not cool! People are dead! Don't you understand?
DARIA: Don't bother, Jane. It's not worth your anger.
(O'Neill, sobbing, walks onto the stage.)
O'NEILL: You are all dismissed. Go home.
SCENE TWO: DARIA'S ROOM
(Daria and Tom are hugging close while Jane watches TV in a shock.)
CNN ANNOUNCER: Reports say that infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden is the cause for all of this. He has gone into hiding.
JANE: I can't believe this. They have destroyed our image.
DARIA: Jane, give it a rest. I understand what you're going through...
JANE: Don't you understand? Summer was going there for her holidays. She was going to the WTC today!
TOM: Oh my God.
CNN ANNOUNCER: Here is a list of the dead identified so far.
JANE: I hope I don't see Summer on that list.
CNN ANNOUNCER: There was also a blonde woman who is in a critical state at a nearby hospital.
(They show a picture of a battered Summer.)
JANE: Oh my God...
DARIA: Well, she is still alive. You ought to thank God for that.
TOM: I hope she pulls through it. I really do.
THE END
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What a downer ending, huh? In case you're wondering, Summer did pull through it and all she suffered was a broken leg.
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And that was the final tale in my fair series.
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Warpedkjh13
