"What is going on here!?" Mrs Steiner demanded.

"Uh, well, you see, eh, uh..." Mimi stammered.

"It's all my fault, I persuaded Mimi to come here after light's out" Matt said calmly.

Mimi's eyes widened, is Matt taking the blame for me?

Mrs Steiner narrowed her eyes, "... And how exactly did you persuade Miss Tachikawa? By stripping?"

Mimi's eyes widened even bigger, did Mrs Steiner actually say 'stripping'?

Matt however looked at his half naked body and asked, "Do you think I should go all the way then?"

Mimi gasped, horrified, "Matt!"

Mrs Steiner took a deep breath, "Mr Ishida, this school has no need for students with your behavior-"

"So am I getting expelled?" Matt asked, Mimi thought she heard a hint of hopefulness.

Mrs Steiner narrowed her eyes even further, "That's what you want, isn't it? No, I will not expel you, though I will ring both your parents, and we'll discuss your punishment. You both know the rules, no females in male dorms and vice versa. You two broke that very important rule, and you" she looked at Matt, "are more than half naked, what do you think comes to mind?"

"Sex" Matt stated plainly but with a smirk, "Actually, you know Miss, if you hadn't come in here when you did, by what, a skeleton key or something, then Mimi would've been a rape victim. Though knowing her, no, actually knowing me, she probably couldn't resist me anyway and welcomed my big one"

Mimi's jaw dropped.

Mrs Steiner stared in shock at the smirking blonde. Maybe I should rethink that decision to not expel this boy... No, that's what he wants.

"Well, I never-"

Mrs Steiner stopped talking when Mimi suddenly slapped Matt across the face.

"Yamato Ishida, you asshole!" Mimi screamed, then pushed past Mrs Steiner out the door.

Mrs Steiner's eyes grew wide, Kids these days...

Nice one, Ishida. Sure you tried to get expelled and get rid of Mimi at the same time but maybe you hurt her a bit bad.

"I hope you learnt from that" Mrs Steiner said to Matt.

"What? That you should never tell a girl you were planning to rape her?"

This time Mrs Steiner went up to Matt and slapped him.

What the hell!?

Oh my! I just slapped a student!

"I'm very sorry, Yamato, very sorry"

Hey, that's child abuse isn't it? But how can I use that to get expelled? She's the one that hit me... Maybe if I hit her back... Nah, I couldn't hit a women, especially an old fart like her... Man, I wanna laugh.

"That's ok"

"... Well, you shouldn't of said... those things"

"Right, I shouldn't of" Can't get expelled now, at least I got rid od Mimi though now I feel bad...

"Well, Yamato, I think you should get to sleep, I'll tell you your punishments tomorrow... Where's your roommate?"

"I don't know, he's not my problem"

"It's Taichi Kamiya is it not?"

"Yeah"

"... Oh that's right, Mr Lambert and his soccer players are having a little party tonight... Well, good night Yamato, you sure you can stay out of trouble til morning? Don't answer that, bye" Mrs Steiner said as she then went out the door, shutting it behind her.

If I can stay out of trouble? What trouble can I get into in my frigin room... Besides I'm too fucking tired to try to get expelled tonight... Sleep.

~*~

Matt woke up as a pillow was thrust in his face, suffocating him. He pulled at it until finally he was able to fling it across the small room. He looked up to see Tai.

"What the fuck do you think you were doing!?" Matt yelled.

"Guess who I saw while coming back?"

"Are we playing 'Guess Who'? Cool but maybe we should have the board with all the faces of the people I have to guess, too" Matt said with a grin.

Tai made a death glare, "Shut up. I saw Mimi"

"Oh" Matt said, "... Well, goodnight"

"Are you just playing with everyone?" Tai demanded.

"... No, I was going to play with Mimi tonight but-"

"Shut the fuck up! Do you like pissing people off!"

"I don't know, do I?"

Tai looked at Matt, who had an innocent look of confusion on his face. God damn you Matt, I'll talk to you in the morning then, when you become less of a dickhead.

~~~Morning~~~

Matt woke up. It was 5:30. Tai was already getting ready.

"See you at breakfast" Tai said as he went out the door, it seems he had cooled off a bit to Matt.

In fact, Tai didn't really mind what Matt said to Mimi last night because it got Matt on Mimi's bad side, leaving room for Tai to get Mimi.

~*~

"Hey guys" Tai said to the other digidestined as he took a seat. He could see Mimi and Sora weren't on speaking terms, they were looking away from one another.

"Where's Matt?" Mimi asked with disgust.

The others looked at her weirdly.

"Up in our room, he's not ready yet" Tai replied, well I guess it's ok to say Mimi officailly hates Matt... she's still thinking of him though...

What the hell is up with Mimi, she sounds as if she can't stand Matt, Sora thought.

Sora then turned to her left where Kari was and said, "Kari, could you please ask Ms Priss why she doesn't seem to be in favour of Matt now?"

Kari opened her mouth to say something back at Sora but Mimi said, "Yolei, could you please tell Sora, hmm, saying stupid names is just sad, that it's none of her business?"

Sora and Mimi glared at each other.

"O. Kay, Maybe you guys should make up already" Joe said.

Sora and Mimi both turned and glared at Joe.

"Just a suggestion" Joe muttered, looking away.

The whole table was at a silence, the others glancing from Sora to Mimi.

Finally Sora decided to break the silence, "Why do you frikin want Matt anyway?"

"Ha, Whoever said I wanted him?" Mimi replied.

Everyone looked at her weirdly again.

"You didn't say, but you showed" Sora remarked.

"Oh shut up bitch!" Mimi exclaimed.

Everyone gasped.

"I don't want Matt so your lil butt can have him now!" Mimi continued.

Matt then came into veiw of the others, and headed straight for the table.

"Speak of the devil" Joe said.

"Yo guys, what's up?" Matt asked without a care in the world.

"I'm not a guy, and the sky is up" Mimi said.

"Um, yeah" Matt said as he took a seat.

Mimi's eyes stared long and hard at him, as if waiting for Matt to break. But he didn't, he just went on talking though he never looked at Mimi for long, or Sora for that reason.

~~~After Breakfast~~~

"Mr Ishida, had a good night's sleep I hope" Mrs Steiner said as Matt was just about to leave the cafeteria.

"Of course" Matt replied.

"I rang your parents, your mum was very shocked to hear what I had to tell her, your dad on the other hand... Wasn't so surprised"

"Of course" Matt repeated, smirking.

"I looked over your timetable, it seems you have study hall today. Instead of that, you will be cleaning locker rooms, that's one of your punishments"

"Whatever"

"Be at my office when it's time" Mrs Steiner stated, then walked off.

"You deserved it, you deserve more than that" Tai said as he pushed past Matt.

Matt watched Tai walk off and turned around the other way. Only to be confronted by Sora.

"Oh, hey Sora, how's it going?" Matt asked.

"How do you think, you bastard" Sora said.

"Whoa, c'mon, I thought you were over the phase of name calling"

"Aren't you ever serious?"

"What? I am serious! That hurts"

"I'm sure it does"

Matt sighed, "Look Sora, what do you want?"

"Ha, not you, that's for sure"

"Then...?"

"Bye" Sora said as she too took off.

Sora's weird... But cool, Matt smiled, I love seeing her like this...

~*~

Matt was in the girls locker room, cleaning the floor with a toothbrush. As soon as he heard footsteps though, he jumped into an open locker and shut it. He wanted to see if anyone would notice him.

"I'm telling you, Sora is going to end up with Matt" Matt heard Kari's voice say.

"Maybe, but what about Mimi? I think she's got a pretty good chance with him too" Yolei's voice.

"Well, all we can be sure of is that Matt better fix this mess soon or Tai will kill him" Kari said.

"Yup, boy is he ever in love with Mimi!"

"Yeah, just like Mimi and Sora seemed to be with Matt... Uh, day before yesterday" Kari said, then burst out laughing with Yolei.

Matt heard the doors to the locker room open and many footsteps coming in.

"Hey, Sora" Kari and Yolei both said.

"Hey guys" Sora replied.

"... So, any plans on how to get Matt back?" Yolei asked.

"Matt back? I never had him in the first place..."

"Um, yeah, so how's the weather?" Kari said, trying to change the subject.

"Weather? We're inside Kari" Sora told her.

Kari paused.

"Yeah, that's exactly why I wanted to know how the weather is" Kari covered.

Yolei stiffled a laugh, getting a glare from Kari.

"... Yeah" Sora said.

Sora went over to her locker, opened it up and flung her towel inside, which now covered Matt. Matt stood still, trying not to laugh. Sora however saw the big human like form at the last minute and flung the locker wide open as a laughing Matt then came tumbling forward, with his hands out, and landed on top of Sora, hands on her breasts. Sora who had just taken off her towel from her head, only had on a bikini. The other girls in the room screamed, and ran around frantically, some of them were half naked and there was a guy in their locker room.

I should really tell Matt to get off of me...

God damn she's like an angel...