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GirChic: Wanna see something scary?

The Slayer: I already AM seeing something scary.

GirChic: *Looks around, terrified* Who?! What?! WHO?! WHAT?!

The Slayer: *Simply answers* You.

GirChic: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M SCARY!!!! HIDE ME!!!!

The Slayer: *Stuffs GirChic in a can of pineapple slices* Stay there.

GirChic: *Makes muffled noises*

The Slayer: I guess I'd better tell you that she doesn't own Invader Zim, seeing as though she can't do it herself. (Does she EVER do it herself anyway?)

IZ RIDDLES

Try and guess who - or what - is the answer to these riddles

1.) I'll squeak when you hug me

I'm just like a ball

I'm round, pink a squeaky

I say 'squeak'. That is all.

2.) I dream about Doom

But do not sing the song

I don't care if the miseries

Have got something wrong.

One day they'll all die

They'll go to hell

They'll all be DOOMED

Class dismissed - there's the bell.

3.) Apart from some things

We're equal in all

We are the law -

That's because we are tall.

4.) I search for CocoaFang

He's real - I know

I saw him that day

Dib knew where to go.

Bigfoot aint real

Dinosaurs - fake

I must go now

Before the cows awake.

5.) I came from stuff

I'm full of love

I eat all I see

I'm not a gift from above.

I eat what I like

And then I cry

I tell it 'I miss you'

And then away I fly.

6.) Obey the fist

I'll conquer this place

It's full of mud

It's a total disgrace.

7.) Piss me off

And you will pay

If you want to live

Do what I say.

A trademark pendant

Which I always wear

To remind me - life sucks

It's never fair.

8.) Zim's going to go

To the autopsy tables

But people just think

Aliens are only fables.

I'll work to expose him

I'll work til I die

And if I fail

It was worth the try.

9.) I wrote these riddles

The Slayer's my friend

And I must now say -

This is the end.

The Slayer: Okay, GirChic. You can come out now - I bet you're starving, so you can. have the pineapple slices that are in the can that you're in.

GirChic: *Tries to stand up, but then looks like she's got a bucket over her head* I need help here.

The Slayer: I know you need help - you're very disturbed upstairs.

GirChic: Wha?? Did someone mess up my room or something??

The Slayer: You don't even HAVE a room. And what are you talking about???

GirChic: I live upstairs, remember??

The Slayer: Uh . . . the readers will know what I meant. *Pulls on GirChic's legs to get her out of the can*

GirChic: Aww that's much better.

The Slayer: *Looks inside the can* B-b-but - this can wasn't empty before!!

GirChic: Uh I got a big hungry in there. After all, I WAS in there was about 18 hours.

The Slayer: Right you're not getting anything else to eat.

GirChic: What was for tea anyway??

The Slayer: Uh . . . you were going to have some stuff I found.

GirChic: Aww. Where'd you find it.

The Slayer: In the garbage bi - uh . . . underneath the sofa.

GirChic: NOOOOO!!!! I WANNA EAT IT!!!

The Slayer: *Stuffs GirChic back inside the can* The answers to these riddles will be up in about . . . two days probably. Please leave your answers in your reviews BEFORE GirChic posts up the answers. Cya!!