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GirChic: Wanna see something scary?
The Slayer: I already AM seeing something scary.
GirChic: *Looks around, terrified* Who?! What?! WHO?! WHAT?!
The Slayer: *Simply answers* You.
GirChic: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M SCARY!!!! HIDE ME!!!!
The Slayer: *Stuffs GirChic in a can of pineapple slices* Stay there.
GirChic: *Makes muffled noises*
The Slayer: I guess I'd better tell you that she doesn't own Invader Zim, seeing as though she can't do it herself. (Does she EVER do it herself anyway?)
IZ RIDDLES
Try and guess who - or what - is the answer to these riddles
1.) I'll squeak when you hug me
I'm just like a ball
I'm round, pink a squeaky
I say 'squeak'. That is all.
2.) I dream about Doom
But do not sing the song
I don't care if the miseries
Have got something wrong.
One day they'll all die
They'll go to hell
They'll all be DOOMED
Class dismissed - there's the bell.
3.) Apart from some things
We're equal in all
We are the law -
That's because we are tall.
4.) I search for CocoaFang
He's real - I know
I saw him that day
Dib knew where to go.
Bigfoot aint real
Dinosaurs - fake
I must go now
Before the cows awake.
5.) I came from stuff
I'm full of love
I eat all I see
I'm not a gift from above.
I eat what I like
And then I cry
I tell it 'I miss you'
And then away I fly.
6.) Obey the fist
I'll conquer this place
It's full of mud
It's a total disgrace.
7.) Piss me off
And you will pay
If you want to live
Do what I say.
A trademark pendant
Which I always wear
To remind me - life sucks
It's never fair.
8.) Zim's going to go
To the autopsy tables
But people just think
Aliens are only fables.
I'll work to expose him
I'll work til I die
And if I fail
It was worth the try.
9.) I wrote these riddles
The Slayer's my friend
And I must now say -
This is the end.
The Slayer: Okay, GirChic. You can come out now - I bet you're starving, so you can. have the pineapple slices that are in the can that you're in.
GirChic: *Tries to stand up, but then looks like she's got a bucket over her head* I need help here.
The Slayer: I know you need help - you're very disturbed upstairs.
GirChic: Wha?? Did someone mess up my room or something??
The Slayer: You don't even HAVE a room. And what are you talking about???
GirChic: I live upstairs, remember??
The Slayer: Uh . . . the readers will know what I meant. *Pulls on GirChic's legs to get her out of the can*
GirChic: Aww that's much better.
The Slayer: *Looks inside the can* B-b-but - this can wasn't empty before!!
GirChic: Uh I got a big hungry in there. After all, I WAS in there was about 18 hours.
The Slayer: Right you're not getting anything else to eat.
GirChic: What was for tea anyway??
The Slayer: Uh . . . you were going to have some stuff I found.
GirChic: Aww. Where'd you find it.
The Slayer: In the garbage bi - uh . . . underneath the sofa.
GirChic: NOOOOO!!!! I WANNA EAT IT!!!
The Slayer: *Stuffs GirChic back inside the can* The answers to these riddles will be up in about . . . two days probably. Please leave your answers in your reviews BEFORE GirChic posts up the answers. Cya!!
GirChic: Wanna see something scary?
The Slayer: I already AM seeing something scary.
GirChic: *Looks around, terrified* Who?! What?! WHO?! WHAT?!
The Slayer: *Simply answers* You.
GirChic: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M SCARY!!!! HIDE ME!!!!
The Slayer: *Stuffs GirChic in a can of pineapple slices* Stay there.
GirChic: *Makes muffled noises*
The Slayer: I guess I'd better tell you that she doesn't own Invader Zim, seeing as though she can't do it herself. (Does she EVER do it herself anyway?)
IZ RIDDLES
Try and guess who - or what - is the answer to these riddles
1.) I'll squeak when you hug me
I'm just like a ball
I'm round, pink a squeaky
I say 'squeak'. That is all.
2.) I dream about Doom
But do not sing the song
I don't care if the miseries
Have got something wrong.
One day they'll all die
They'll go to hell
They'll all be DOOMED
Class dismissed - there's the bell.
3.) Apart from some things
We're equal in all
We are the law -
That's because we are tall.
4.) I search for CocoaFang
He's real - I know
I saw him that day
Dib knew where to go.
Bigfoot aint real
Dinosaurs - fake
I must go now
Before the cows awake.
5.) I came from stuff
I'm full of love
I eat all I see
I'm not a gift from above.
I eat what I like
And then I cry
I tell it 'I miss you'
And then away I fly.
6.) Obey the fist
I'll conquer this place
It's full of mud
It's a total disgrace.
7.) Piss me off
And you will pay
If you want to live
Do what I say.
A trademark pendant
Which I always wear
To remind me - life sucks
It's never fair.
8.) Zim's going to go
To the autopsy tables
But people just think
Aliens are only fables.
I'll work to expose him
I'll work til I die
And if I fail
It was worth the try.
9.) I wrote these riddles
The Slayer's my friend
And I must now say -
This is the end.
The Slayer: Okay, GirChic. You can come out now - I bet you're starving, so you can. have the pineapple slices that are in the can that you're in.
GirChic: *Tries to stand up, but then looks like she's got a bucket over her head* I need help here.
The Slayer: I know you need help - you're very disturbed upstairs.
GirChic: Wha?? Did someone mess up my room or something??
The Slayer: You don't even HAVE a room. And what are you talking about???
GirChic: I live upstairs, remember??
The Slayer: Uh . . . the readers will know what I meant. *Pulls on GirChic's legs to get her out of the can*
GirChic: Aww that's much better.
The Slayer: *Looks inside the can* B-b-but - this can wasn't empty before!!
GirChic: Uh I got a big hungry in there. After all, I WAS in there was about 18 hours.
The Slayer: Right you're not getting anything else to eat.
GirChic: What was for tea anyway??
The Slayer: Uh . . . you were going to have some stuff I found.
GirChic: Aww. Where'd you find it.
The Slayer: In the garbage bi - uh . . . underneath the sofa.
GirChic: NOOOOO!!!! I WANNA EAT IT!!!
The Slayer: *Stuffs GirChic back inside the can* The answers to these riddles will be up in about . . . two days probably. Please leave your answers in your reviews BEFORE GirChic posts up the answers. Cya!!
