The Nightmare Before Christmas
By: Raichu
Rated: R for strong yaoi content
Disclaimer: I don't own Snowboard Kids 1, as you know. I'm not a
producer at Atlus. Also, I don't own Tim Burton's "The Nightmare
Before Christmas" - I named the fic that because it fits it and
because I guess I couldn't think of a name for it. ^^;;;
NOTICE: - This story is rated R because Chapter 3 has a yaoi scene
that is for *Mature Audiences Only*. It's a really good fic though,
so if you're 16 or older, pleeze read and review! Thank you so much!
-Raichu
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"EVERYBODY WAKE UP!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING!!!" Nancy cried out to
the others in her cute high voice. Everyone woke up with a startled jolt.
"What was that for? I was having this great dream." Slash sneered
at Nancy.
'Probably dreaming about Jam' Tommy thought.
"It's Christmas, everybody! Time to go open presents!" Nancy said
as she bounced up and down with excitement.
As soon as everyone heard this they were off and running for the
downstairs living room. They all gasped when they saw the mountain of
presents under their enormous Christmas tree.
"Whoooooaaaaaaa!" They all said at the same time. Then they ran
towards the presents and began picking out whose gifts were whose.
"This one's for Tommy.......and this one's for Jam.......this one's
for Linda........this one's for Linda too.......this is another one for Jam
.........this big one is for Slash - geez, that's heavy - ..........and this
one is for me.........and this is for me too......." Nancy read all the tags
on the presents and handed them out to all 5 kids, including herself of
course. After all the kids recieved their gifts - there was at least 15
gifts per kid so that took a while to accomplish - they began deciding who
should open all their gifts first.
"I think we should open our gifts in the order of our appearances in
the game." Nancy explained. "First Slash, then me, then Jam, then Linda, and
then Tommy."
"Aw, I'm last." Tommy whined under his breath.
"Don't worry. You'll get to open them soon." Nancy told Tommy.
* * *
It took about 5 hours for all 5 kids to open all their presents. By
the time they were done, there was a mountain of discarded wrapping paper as
high as the giant Christmas tree and nobody knew how to get rid of it or
where to put all the new gifts as well.
"What are we going to do with all this gift wrapping stuff?" Slash
asked in his curious little voice.
"I say we put it in that big dumpster down the road by the fast food
restaraunt." Linda chimed in.
"That's a mile from here!" Jam exclaimed suddenly.
"It won't take forever, you know." Linda said, looking at Jam.
"Yeah it will! This stuff is like a mile high so it'll take a mile
to get it to the dumpster!" Jam shouted.
"Actually, if we just put it out on the curb for the garbage truck to
pick up later this morning we won't have to make the trip." Nancy explained.
"Good idea." Tommy agreed.
"Now, if you ask me, I'm getting hungry rumbles in my tummy. Who
wants a big Christmas breakfast to start off the New Year?" Nancy told the
others.
"Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!!!" Was the responding chorus of voices.
Everybody raced to the kitchen, with Nancy walking patiently behind.
* * *
For breakfast, Nancy and Tommy made a whole mess of things - a stack
of pancakes as high as the ceiling, a huge plate of waffles, two glasses of
orange juice for everyone along with one glass of milk, a whole lot of pop-
tarts and a few side orders of scrambled eggs and Canadian bacon.
"Wow, Nance, this is really good!" Slash told Nancy as he devoured
one of the waffles effortlessly.
"He took the words right out of my mouth!" Jam exclaimed as he
finished off a plate of pancakes.
"This is the best ever! You've outdone yourself, girl!" Linda praised
as she began to chow down on some of the scrambled eggs.
"Hey! I helped too you know!" Tommy insisted.
At that, everybody chimed "Thank you Nancy and Tommy!"
Nancy and Tommy looked at each other and blushed.
" -Urp- I'm soooo fulll....." Slash moaned, holding his stomach.
"I can't -urp- eat another bite..." Jam added.
"I might review what I just ate if I eat anything else!" Linda gasped.
"We didn't need to know that, Linda." Tommy said to her.
"Ha ha ha ha! Linda looks pregnant! Look at her big belly!" Slash
laughed, tipping back in his chair and rocking back and forth with laughter.
"Shut up, Slash! I didn't ask for your opinion!" Linda screeched.
"Now because of all that food I ate I'm probably going to gain 30 pounds!"
"Too late! Haaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!" Slash laughed at her.
Despite her stomach size Linda got up and pummeled Slash until he
hollered uncle. Tommy broke the two of them up.
"All right! That's enough, we don't want any fighting on the
holidays!" Tommy told the quarreling duo.
Amidst all the calamity, Nancy went over to Slash when he was done
being pummeled by Linda.
"Slash, can I ask you something in private?" Nancy asked him quietly.
"Uh, sure." Slash got up from his seat and followed Nancy upstairs.
They went into the master bedroom and sat down on the bed. There was silence
for a moment.
"Well.....what did you want to ask me?" Slash asked Nancy.
Nancy fidgeted for a minute. "Um....well...."
"What?" Slash inquired.
Nancy looked at Slash right in the eyes, then she spoke.
"....I need to ask you something......about you and Jam."
By: Raichu
Rated: R for strong yaoi content
Disclaimer: I don't own Snowboard Kids 1, as you know. I'm not a
producer at Atlus. Also, I don't own Tim Burton's "The Nightmare
Before Christmas" - I named the fic that because it fits it and
because I guess I couldn't think of a name for it. ^^;;;
NOTICE: - This story is rated R because Chapter 3 has a yaoi scene
that is for *Mature Audiences Only*. It's a really good fic though,
so if you're 16 or older, pleeze read and review! Thank you so much!
-Raichu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"EVERYBODY WAKE UP!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING!!!" Nancy cried out to
the others in her cute high voice. Everyone woke up with a startled jolt.
"What was that for? I was having this great dream." Slash sneered
at Nancy.
'Probably dreaming about Jam' Tommy thought.
"It's Christmas, everybody! Time to go open presents!" Nancy said
as she bounced up and down with excitement.
As soon as everyone heard this they were off and running for the
downstairs living room. They all gasped when they saw the mountain of
presents under their enormous Christmas tree.
"Whoooooaaaaaaa!" They all said at the same time. Then they ran
towards the presents and began picking out whose gifts were whose.
"This one's for Tommy.......and this one's for Jam.......this one's
for Linda........this one's for Linda too.......this is another one for Jam
.........this big one is for Slash - geez, that's heavy - ..........and this
one is for me.........and this is for me too......." Nancy read all the tags
on the presents and handed them out to all 5 kids, including herself of
course. After all the kids recieved their gifts - there was at least 15
gifts per kid so that took a while to accomplish - they began deciding who
should open all their gifts first.
"I think we should open our gifts in the order of our appearances in
the game." Nancy explained. "First Slash, then me, then Jam, then Linda, and
then Tommy."
"Aw, I'm last." Tommy whined under his breath.
"Don't worry. You'll get to open them soon." Nancy told Tommy.
* * *
It took about 5 hours for all 5 kids to open all their presents. By
the time they were done, there was a mountain of discarded wrapping paper as
high as the giant Christmas tree and nobody knew how to get rid of it or
where to put all the new gifts as well.
"What are we going to do with all this gift wrapping stuff?" Slash
asked in his curious little voice.
"I say we put it in that big dumpster down the road by the fast food
restaraunt." Linda chimed in.
"That's a mile from here!" Jam exclaimed suddenly.
"It won't take forever, you know." Linda said, looking at Jam.
"Yeah it will! This stuff is like a mile high so it'll take a mile
to get it to the dumpster!" Jam shouted.
"Actually, if we just put it out on the curb for the garbage truck to
pick up later this morning we won't have to make the trip." Nancy explained.
"Good idea." Tommy agreed.
"Now, if you ask me, I'm getting hungry rumbles in my tummy. Who
wants a big Christmas breakfast to start off the New Year?" Nancy told the
others.
"Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!!!" Was the responding chorus of voices.
Everybody raced to the kitchen, with Nancy walking patiently behind.
* * *
For breakfast, Nancy and Tommy made a whole mess of things - a stack
of pancakes as high as the ceiling, a huge plate of waffles, two glasses of
orange juice for everyone along with one glass of milk, a whole lot of pop-
tarts and a few side orders of scrambled eggs and Canadian bacon.
"Wow, Nance, this is really good!" Slash told Nancy as he devoured
one of the waffles effortlessly.
"He took the words right out of my mouth!" Jam exclaimed as he
finished off a plate of pancakes.
"This is the best ever! You've outdone yourself, girl!" Linda praised
as she began to chow down on some of the scrambled eggs.
"Hey! I helped too you know!" Tommy insisted.
At that, everybody chimed "Thank you Nancy and Tommy!"
Nancy and Tommy looked at each other and blushed.
" -Urp- I'm soooo fulll....." Slash moaned, holding his stomach.
"I can't -urp- eat another bite..." Jam added.
"I might review what I just ate if I eat anything else!" Linda gasped.
"We didn't need to know that, Linda." Tommy said to her.
"Ha ha ha ha! Linda looks pregnant! Look at her big belly!" Slash
laughed, tipping back in his chair and rocking back and forth with laughter.
"Shut up, Slash! I didn't ask for your opinion!" Linda screeched.
"Now because of all that food I ate I'm probably going to gain 30 pounds!"
"Too late! Haaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!" Slash laughed at her.
Despite her stomach size Linda got up and pummeled Slash until he
hollered uncle. Tommy broke the two of them up.
"All right! That's enough, we don't want any fighting on the
holidays!" Tommy told the quarreling duo.
Amidst all the calamity, Nancy went over to Slash when he was done
being pummeled by Linda.
"Slash, can I ask you something in private?" Nancy asked him quietly.
"Uh, sure." Slash got up from his seat and followed Nancy upstairs.
They went into the master bedroom and sat down on the bed. There was silence
for a moment.
"Well.....what did you want to ask me?" Slash asked Nancy.
Nancy fidgeted for a minute. "Um....well...."
"What?" Slash inquired.
Nancy looked at Slash right in the eyes, then she spoke.
"....I need to ask you something......about you and Jam."
