Chapter 2
"In Which Hermione has Detention"
GASP! *hehe I crack myself up!*

Note: I make cracks about Parvarti and Lavender in here, don't like it, live with it....hahaha!

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Ginny, always the curious one, opened the door.
"Parvarti!" she laughed "Shameus!" "I'm surprised at you!"
Parvarti brushed hair out of her face and grinned.
"Good thing it was you who found us and not Snape!" she laughed
"Yeah." smiled Ginny
"But what if it was her and I?" said a cold voice from aorund the corner. Snape stepped out from behind a bend in the wall.
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Hermione who had been standing shocked near the door, stepped in front of the door in a vain attempt to cover Shameus and Parvarti who had been *ahem* making out, in the broom closet. Professor Snape, grabbed Hermione by her tie and moved her from the way.
"Tut, tut" he clucked "What will your head of house say?"
Parvarti being the brainless fluff she was, hopped out of the closet.
"See Professor," she said glowing bright red
"Shameus and I were studying!"
"In a broom closet?" he replied coldy
"Yeah?" she answered meekly, in more of a question.
"I don't think so..." hissed Snape as he grabbed Parvarti by the ear and pulled her towards him.
"You four," he pointed to all of them "Follow me."
"but-" protested Hermione
"Shut it Granger!" yelled Snape.
Hermione shut her mouth. Upon reaching his office, the four students sat down.
"Let's see..." mumbled Snape, enjoying this very much.
"How about a detention and 10 points from Gryfindor each?"
He ordered them to leave the room.
At dinner Hermione, Ginny, Shameus, and Parvarti all recieved slips that read:

Your detention will be tommorow night at 8:01pm

"Eight oh one?" questioned Ginny
"He wants to make us late...that git!" complained Shameus.
Hermione was rather quiet as she, Ginny, Harry, Ron, Shameus, and Parvarti walked up to the room.
"Night Gin, Mione'" muttered Ron as he went up to the dorm
"Night guys." said Harry, very tired
"Shameus kissed Parvarti and waved to Ginny and Hermione.
"Night Guys!" said Ginny and Hermione in unison.
"Uhh..." groaned Hermione as she pulled on her nightgown.
"What?" asked Ginny as she adjusted her pajama top.
"I-I-I have detention!" screamed Hermione horrified.
"I was aware." said Ginny dryly.
"But-But-I've never had a-a.."
"a dentention?"
"yeah thats it"
Ginny giggled "Oh Mione' you make SUCH a big deal, me and Ron have gotten it loads of times!"
Hermione sighed, her long brown hair falling in front of her face.
Ginny left the dorm for her own room, wishing Hermione good sleep.


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The next night Ginny and Hermione met at the common room, to walk to their detention. They were utterly silent as they walked.
"Hello" spoke a cold and unruly voice.
Argus Filch was leaning against a statue in the Great Hall.
"Ms. Patil and Mr. Finnigan are already in the dungeons."
Hermione gulped and followed Filch, Ginny close behind her. They reached the Dungeons, and grumbled when they two buckets and two mops neatly propped against the wall. Four figures were already mopping.
Four? thought Hermione
She was not surprised when she saw who it was......Fred and George Weasley who were laughing as they sprayed each other with water. Hermione chuckled, Fred and George...quite stereotypical, don't you think?
Picking up a mop with disgust she began to mop along with Ginny and the others. When Filch left, the twins abruptly stopped scrubbing.
"Guys....." said Fred in a low growly voice.
"We have an idea!" laughed George.
"What?" groaned Hermione.
"Let's Par-tay!!" screamed George, flicking his wand and watching as hundreds of green streamers shot out of it.
"Errr..." Hermione deplored.
She kept mopping as Shameus, Parvarti, Fred, George, and finally reluctantly, Ginny sat down.
"Oh come on Herm!" chortled Parvarti with a note of allure in her high bubbly voice.
"Absolutley not!" whispered Hermione harshly. "If Filch walks in....." her voice trailed off.
Fred stood up, walked to her and pulled her to the circle.
"What shall we do?" queried George
"Oh oh!!" squealed Paravarti "I have an idea!"
"Well....." said Ginny
"Spin The Bottle!" shrieked Parvarti.
"Spin the what?" inquired Shameus curiously.
"Oh.." continued Parvarti "We went on holiday to America last summer to visit my half cousin and it's the funnest game!!"
"NO WAY!" screeched Hermione after she heard the rules to the game.
"Shh..." said George as he covered her mouth. "Sounds fun, why don't we give it a go?"
Ginny nodded slowly as did the others.
"I'll go first!" Parvarti waved her wand and a bottle appeared. She grasped it and turned it. It landed on Ginny. Ginny giggled. Paravarti tried again. It landed on George. George leaned over and pecked a kiss onto Parvarti's glossy lips.
"I don't like this game." whined Shameus.
George took the bottle and spun it. It landed on Ginny.
"Uh....can I skip that?" laughed George.
"Ok." they all agreed. Ginny grasped the bottle and spun it. It landed on Shameus. Ginny cringed and leaned over.
"I like this game!" panted Shamus as Ginny pulled away. Parvarti leered at him. Shameus took the bottle gingerely and then spun it. It landed on Hermione. Hermione groaned. Shameus leaned over and quickly and softly pecked her tan lips. When Shameus wasn't looking she quickly wiped her lips with the sleeve of her robes. Hermione took the bottle from the floor and spun it.
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It landed on Fred. Fred grinned a Weasley grin, his red hair highlighting his freckles. Hermione leaned in. Their lips lingered apart from each other, about an inch apart. Then Fred leaned in hungrily and kissed her lips.
MMMM. he thought as he tasted her kiwi lip gloss.
Fred was so into the kiss, he didn't realize Hermione trying to pull away. His hands held fast around her waist.
Man, she's a good kisser. he thought.
Next thing he knew it George was pulling him off of Hermione, who was battling him off of herself. "Geez Fred, don't go trying to eat my friend!" laughed Parvarti. Hermione gave him a look of hatred and turned her face away.

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