(Hiya, everybody! As you know, the Jimmy Neutron movie comes out today, and I decided to celebrate by posting a fic about the ice-cream head. What
is this about, you might be asking. To sum it up, it's a heart-warming tale about Zim meeting the famed boy genius and spreading peace and joy through
the land.)
(j/k. XD Do you really think *I* would post something like *that*?!)
("What *is* it about?" you all want to know. Well, read, my minions. Read and rejoice in the doom that I want to inflict. Rember to worship Jhonen
Vasquez, the all-knowing, all-powerful creator of Invader Zim. And if you see John Davis walking down the street, kick him where it hurts and tell him
that Jimmy is a stupid idea.)
Jimmy Neutron, Boy Roadkill
Prologue
They really shouldn't have built a bakery next to the power plant.
Then again, no one would have imagined that there would be a nuclear meltdown when Bob was out making his delivery.
The radioactive waste flew everywhere, melting the sand into glass and eating away through the delivery trucks. Poor Bob didn't know what to do. His
truck swerved left and right, trying to avoid the poisonous chemicals, when he ran over a puddle and melted his tire into rubber Heaven.
More chemicals poured down from the sky, burning through the truck into the goods. Fearful for his life, Bob ran home. It was quite a while before he
left his home. He had to get over the fact that nuclear waste does NOT rain down on an everyday basis.
Weeks have passed. Several scientists have been over the site and, luckily, found no casualties. Just a lot of trash. They *did* manage to recover a
package of cupcakes. Feeling it was unharmed, and being generally stupid overall, they brought it to the nearby supermarket to be sold.
Unbeknownst to them, however, was the fact that the cupcaked *were* contaminated.
And that fact that the cupcakes were bought later that day by a puppy...
A puppy named Gir...
is this about, you might be asking. To sum it up, it's a heart-warming tale about Zim meeting the famed boy genius and spreading peace and joy through
the land.)
(j/k. XD Do you really think *I* would post something like *that*?!)
("What *is* it about?" you all want to know. Well, read, my minions. Read and rejoice in the doom that I want to inflict. Rember to worship Jhonen
Vasquez, the all-knowing, all-powerful creator of Invader Zim. And if you see John Davis walking down the street, kick him where it hurts and tell him
that Jimmy is a stupid idea.)
Jimmy Neutron, Boy Roadkill
Prologue
They really shouldn't have built a bakery next to the power plant.
Then again, no one would have imagined that there would be a nuclear meltdown when Bob was out making his delivery.
The radioactive waste flew everywhere, melting the sand into glass and eating away through the delivery trucks. Poor Bob didn't know what to do. His
truck swerved left and right, trying to avoid the poisonous chemicals, when he ran over a puddle and melted his tire into rubber Heaven.
More chemicals poured down from the sky, burning through the truck into the goods. Fearful for his life, Bob ran home. It was quite a while before he
left his home. He had to get over the fact that nuclear waste does NOT rain down on an everyday basis.
Weeks have passed. Several scientists have been over the site and, luckily, found no casualties. Just a lot of trash. They *did* manage to recover a
package of cupcakes. Feeling it was unharmed, and being generally stupid overall, they brought it to the nearby supermarket to be sold.
Unbeknownst to them, however, was the fact that the cupcaked *were* contaminated.
And that fact that the cupcakes were bought later that day by a puppy...
A puppy named Gir...
