(Wow! This got popular pretty fast, didn't it? And to answer Peacemaker Aqua, Jimmy hasn't done anything to Zim - *yet* - but I've gotten very annoyed
with him over the past few months. That is why I feel the need to destroy him. Any more question? I'm happy to answer them! No? Than read on, my
minions! READ!!!)
Jimmy Neutron: Boy RoadKill
Chapter Three: Never Make Zim Mad
Zim stopped screaming. He steped forward and examined the Jimmy-thing in front of him. "Hmm... you're different from the other humans I've seen."
Jimmy smiled proudly. "That's because I'm light years ahead of my race."
Zim frowned. (You can't be light years ahead of MY race!) "Really? And why is that? Can you prove it?"
"Oh, sure! I've invented a hydro-nuclear propelling device, a..."
While Zim was pretending to be interested in what Jimmy had to explain to him, Dib, Gir, and Gaz all snuck away, going tbeir own separate ways, to
escape the ice-cream head.
"... all in my underground lab!"
Zim nodded. (Hmm... a lab underground, dozens of inventions that only Irk knows about... could he be an alien, too? Is that why he looks different
from the other humans?) "Tell me... 'Jim-mee', how do you feel about aliens?"
The boy grinned wildly. "Aliens? Oh, I'd love to come in contact with them! I got a message from outer space once, but then, I was teleported to
school in my underwear..." he blushed, clearly embarrassed.
Zim frowned again. " 'School'?"
"Yeah, why? Don't you go to school?"
"No, I go to 'skool'."
"Uhm..." Jimmy stuttered, "Okay then. Anyway, what do know about alie---"
"I think that it's just a bunch of hype no way they don't exust it's all just a stupid myth." Zim answered in one breath.
"Oh... well, that's okay," Jimmy grinned again, his hopes not shattered at all. "Not everyone believes in aliens. Say..." he looked Zim over. "Your skin
is... green..."
"INSOLENT FOOL BOY!!! It's a skin condition." Zim quipped smartly.
Jimmy shrugged and pulled out a strange looking device. "That's awful, but don't fear. I have something that might cure that."
Zim back away. "Keep away from me with that... that... THAT!"
"It's not going to hurt... at least," Jimmy said, charging up the gun, "It's not SUPPOSED to hurt!"
Zim bit his lip. "Don't come any closer!! Or I'll... I'll..."
"You'll what?" jimmy asked, looking confused.
"I'll... do something terrible to you, that's what!!" Zim spat, pulling a weapon from his backpod.
"It's okay," Jimmy replied, slowly advancing forward, "This won---"
"THAT'S IT!!" Zim jump backwards, took fast aim, and fired, melting Jimmy's 3-D facade into mush. "I warned you not to come near me. Perhaps that
was being too kind for me, but you didn't appreciate your... luckyness! And now you're GONE!! HAHAHAHAHA---- hey, where did the Dib go to?"
Dib sighed and wandered on, looking around with vague interest. "There's nothing good here. All the humans I've passed by are a stupid as the ones
back home! Isn't there ANYone who had an interest in alines?!"
" ::pant, pant:: DId you say ::snort:: aliens?"
"Huh?" Dib turned to the direciton of the vioce. Standing in front of him was a boy who looked alightly younger than him. He had red hair, freckles,
glasses, and a poor sense of clothing taste, proven by the hideous stripes he was clad in. "Yeah, I said aliens. Why?"
The other boy wheezed and coughed before responding. "Because I love studying aliens."
Dib smiled. Maybe this dimension wouldn't be so bad after all. "Cool... It's about time I met someone with a healthy interest. My name is Dib."
"I'm Carl."
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Heh heh... how long will Dib's "friendship" with Carl last? Find out... when I update again!!
with him over the past few months. That is why I feel the need to destroy him. Any more question? I'm happy to answer them! No? Than read on, my
minions! READ!!!)
Jimmy Neutron: Boy RoadKill
Chapter Three: Never Make Zim Mad
Zim stopped screaming. He steped forward and examined the Jimmy-thing in front of him. "Hmm... you're different from the other humans I've seen."
Jimmy smiled proudly. "That's because I'm light years ahead of my race."
Zim frowned. (You can't be light years ahead of MY race!) "Really? And why is that? Can you prove it?"
"Oh, sure! I've invented a hydro-nuclear propelling device, a..."
While Zim was pretending to be interested in what Jimmy had to explain to him, Dib, Gir, and Gaz all snuck away, going tbeir own separate ways, to
escape the ice-cream head.
"... all in my underground lab!"
Zim nodded. (Hmm... a lab underground, dozens of inventions that only Irk knows about... could he be an alien, too? Is that why he looks different
from the other humans?) "Tell me... 'Jim-mee', how do you feel about aliens?"
The boy grinned wildly. "Aliens? Oh, I'd love to come in contact with them! I got a message from outer space once, but then, I was teleported to
school in my underwear..." he blushed, clearly embarrassed.
Zim frowned again. " 'School'?"
"Yeah, why? Don't you go to school?"
"No, I go to 'skool'."
"Uhm..." Jimmy stuttered, "Okay then. Anyway, what do know about alie---"
"I think that it's just a bunch of hype no way they don't exust it's all just a stupid myth." Zim answered in one breath.
"Oh... well, that's okay," Jimmy grinned again, his hopes not shattered at all. "Not everyone believes in aliens. Say..." he looked Zim over. "Your skin
is... green..."
"INSOLENT FOOL BOY!!! It's a skin condition." Zim quipped smartly.
Jimmy shrugged and pulled out a strange looking device. "That's awful, but don't fear. I have something that might cure that."
Zim back away. "Keep away from me with that... that... THAT!"
"It's not going to hurt... at least," Jimmy said, charging up the gun, "It's not SUPPOSED to hurt!"
Zim bit his lip. "Don't come any closer!! Or I'll... I'll..."
"You'll what?" jimmy asked, looking confused.
"I'll... do something terrible to you, that's what!!" Zim spat, pulling a weapon from his backpod.
"It's okay," Jimmy replied, slowly advancing forward, "This won---"
"THAT'S IT!!" Zim jump backwards, took fast aim, and fired, melting Jimmy's 3-D facade into mush. "I warned you not to come near me. Perhaps that
was being too kind for me, but you didn't appreciate your... luckyness! And now you're GONE!! HAHAHAHAHA---- hey, where did the Dib go to?"
Dib sighed and wandered on, looking around with vague interest. "There's nothing good here. All the humans I've passed by are a stupid as the ones
back home! Isn't there ANYone who had an interest in alines?!"
" ::pant, pant:: DId you say ::snort:: aliens?"
"Huh?" Dib turned to the direciton of the vioce. Standing in front of him was a boy who looked alightly younger than him. He had red hair, freckles,
glasses, and a poor sense of clothing taste, proven by the hideous stripes he was clad in. "Yeah, I said aliens. Why?"
The other boy wheezed and coughed before responding. "Because I love studying aliens."
Dib smiled. Maybe this dimension wouldn't be so bad after all. "Cool... It's about time I met someone with a healthy interest. My name is Dib."
"I'm Carl."
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Heh heh... how long will Dib's "friendship" with Carl last? Find out... when I update again!!
