(Can I say somthing quick here? Hi. I'm sorry I haven't been able to update this faster, but I've been very sick since last Tuesday. Nice Christmas gift,
huh? Thank you all for your patience, and when I'm not trying to kill off this evil cold, I'll be making funny stories. I promise.)



Jimmy Neutron: Boy RoadKill
Chapter Four: Paranormal DOOMigator


Dib nodded. "Oh, um... hi, Carl..."

Carl nodded. "Right, Dib."

Dib smiled nervously. "Uhm Right! So... hey, how about some alien talk?" He asked cheerfully

"Oh.. okay." Carl leaned over real close to Dib's ear. "The thing is, they exist." he nodded gravely.

"I know that!!" Dib shouted. "What's your proof of alien existance?"

"..."

"...Carl?"

"..."

"Hello?"

"Dib?"

Dib sighed. "What, Carl?"

"Can I ask a question... a kind of personal one."

"Uhm... okay. Sure, why not?"

"Okay." Carl took a deep breath. "Why is your head big?"

Dib stuck out his lower lip in annoyance. "My head is NOT big."

Carl scratched his head. "You sure?"

"YES! Yes, I assure you my head is the normal size of a normal human!"

"If you say so... it's just that, you don't look like a normal human."

Dib gasped. He was right. The look and texture of the dimension he was in was nothing like his own. Then again, this boy didn't seem as smart as he
looked. (Perhaps I can use that to my advantage...) "How do I know that YOU'RE the one who isn't normal?"

Carl smiled. "Oh, that's just silly. I look like this world. I belong here."

"That doesn't mean anything."

"It doesn't?"

"Nope."

"So, you're saying I might have been unknowingstly abducted by aliens who have transported me to world where I look like I exist in it but I really exist
in another world that looks the same?!"

"............................something like that."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Carl started freasking out at the thought. Dib smirked and leaned against a tree. To his surprise, the tree wilted and
melted into goo. (Odd...) Dib thought. (It was almost like my touch *poisoned* the tree!) [A/N: Good Nicktoons hurt bad ones.]

Carl took one look at the fallen tree and gaped. "How'd you do that?" he asked slowly.

Dib panicked. "I... I don't know! I just touched it, and..."

"AHHH!! I KNEW IT! YOU'RE AN ALIEN!!" Carl started running around in circles. "That's why your head is big!!!!!!"

Dib stuck out his lower lip in annoyance. "My head is not big!" He yelled. "Why does everyone say that?"

Carl ended up crashing into a tree. He landed on his back and stared up at the sky. Dib loomed over him, causing the round one to shake in fear.

"MY. HEAD. IS. NOT. BIG. I. AM. NOT. AN. ALIEN." Dib screeched. "Get it through your pea-brain." He sighed. (And to think, I thought that the humans
here were intellegent! Was I ever wrong.) "We're going to have a nice talk about the paranormal, and--- oooo, what's that?" Dib's eye caught a yellow
spider crawling down the trunk of the tree. "Wow.. Carl, look at this..."

Carl rose. "What is it?"

"Look here. It's a yellow---"

"SPIDER!!! NOnonono! Make it go away! I HATE spiders!!" Once again, the screaming and the running in circles resumed.

Dib groaned and out the spider back on the tree. "What is your problem, Carl?"

Carl sat on the ground and hugged his knees to his chest. "I have...asthma, and... allergies, and... arachnofobia, and... acrofobic..."

"Great, but this spider won't---"

"And... have fear of... aliens with big heads who say I was abducted, ... an---"

(That's IT!) Dib bit down hard on his lip. He grabbed Carl by the shirt collar and started to shake him voilently. "MY HEAD IS NOT... big?" Dib calmed
down when he saw Carl melting into mush right before his eyes. "Odd.... that's just like the tree..."

Suddenly, Dib had an idea. He ran back over to the second tree and gently picked up the spider. Then he placed it in Carl's watery corpse.

It died instantly. Dib shrugged. "Figures... he was probably more evil than Zim. Heck, he was scarier than Gaz! And..." he trialed off. Where did Gaz
and Zim go? He decided to go find them.



Zim walked carefully back the way he came, holding a tracking device in front of him.

"Master, what are you doing?" Gir quiried.

"I'm trying to find the exact spot we entered this smelly realm. If I can find it, then we can go home."

The machine began to blipp wildly. Gir cheered. "Ooo, shiny!"

"Quiet, Gir." Zim pulled a bubble from his backpod. "Here. Eat. But only one bite, you got it?"

"My cupcake!" Gir squealed.he fumbled with the plastic covering.

Zim smiled to himself as he thought about going back home. (Finally, I can go home and wreak havoc with my Voot Runner... without worrying about
Dib getting in my way...)

The next thing he knew, he heard a loud THUD from behind him. "Ooo, the ship!!"

"Eh?" Zim opened one eye and turned around. "AHH!!! My Voot Cruiser! What is it doing HERE?!?!?!"

Gir shrugged. "I made the cupcake bring it here. " He opened his mouth again.

Zim snatched it. "No. We'll try again later. For now, since I can't wreak havoc on Earth, I'll wreak havoc here." He hopped in his cruiser and sped off,
flying over Gaz on the way.

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Hmm... what is Gaz going to do to whom she meets? What havoc will Zim wreak? WHill Gir ever get to finish his cupcake? Find out when I update
again. No spiders were harmed in the making of this chapter.