Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Tenchi so there is no need to sue me.
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Why does she always have good luck?

And I have bad...

How did this happen?

How did I become her partner?

I was almost promoted then she stepped in...

Why is my life a living nightmare?

Why was I put together with such a clumsy fool?

Am I being punished?

What did I do?

I'M SORRY!

I guess lady luck doesn't like me that much.