Okay, I own nothing is was based off of. That means, POTO, the characters, and the song. This was purely the result of too much sugar.
"Under Appreciated Daroga"
RAOUL:
I made it through the labyrinth
Somehow I made it through
Without his help I would've been lost
Am I such a stupid fop?
Christine had vanished
That Phantom had taken her on a whim
But he showed me the way
Yes, he showed me the way
I wanna be just like him
Like the Persian
Through the cellars calmly
Like the Persian
Torture chambers won't scare me
Anymore
Gonna be intelligent, now
I've gotta grow up fast
For my own sake
This foppishness can't last
DAROGA:
Will you please shut up, Raoul?
With these barrels, an ominous threat looms
Do you wanna be blown up?
Oh, do you wanna be blown?
Yep, we're definitely doomed
RAOUL:
Like the Persian
Through the cellars calmly
Like the Persian
Torture chambers won't scare me
Anymore
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I'll be like and stay alive
You'll get us out in the nick of time
'Cause you made me feel
We'll get out of here alive!
DAROGA:
We're going to drown!
RAOUL:
Like the Persian
Through the cellars calmly
Like the Persian
Torture chambers won't scare me
Anymore
Like the Persian, ooh, ooh
Like the Persian
We'll get out of here alive
We didn't roast to death, we won't drown, we'll get out alive
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, alive!
We're gonna save Christine
DAROGA:
Didn't you hear me the first time?
"Under Appreciated Daroga"
RAOUL:
I made it through the labyrinth
Somehow I made it through
Without his help I would've been lost
Am I such a stupid fop?
Christine had vanished
That Phantom had taken her on a whim
But he showed me the way
Yes, he showed me the way
I wanna be just like him
Like the Persian
Through the cellars calmly
Like the Persian
Torture chambers won't scare me
Anymore
Gonna be intelligent, now
I've gotta grow up fast
For my own sake
This foppishness can't last
DAROGA:
Will you please shut up, Raoul?
With these barrels, an ominous threat looms
Do you wanna be blown up?
Oh, do you wanna be blown?
Yep, we're definitely doomed
RAOUL:
Like the Persian
Through the cellars calmly
Like the Persian
Torture chambers won't scare me
Anymore
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I'll be like and stay alive
You'll get us out in the nick of time
'Cause you made me feel
We'll get out of here alive!
DAROGA:
We're going to drown!
RAOUL:
Like the Persian
Through the cellars calmly
Like the Persian
Torture chambers won't scare me
Anymore
Like the Persian, ooh, ooh
Like the Persian
We'll get out of here alive
We didn't roast to death, we won't drown, we'll get out alive
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, alive!
We're gonna save Christine
DAROGA:
Didn't you hear me the first time?
