A/N: Just incase you were wondering I woke up at 1 am and it was cloudy until 6:30 when my brother went to buy a game cube.  Oh well, there's always the next one (In a hundred years, grr..)

Disclaimer: I still don't own dbz/gt but now I do own Utonia, hahahahaha he's mine not yours or Lei's..you are all losers..hahaha.

A/N: And now the time you've all been waiting for..::drum roll:: chapter two of this story or fan-fic thing.

Chapter II

Pan sat up in the tree, as she was trying to grab her armor, she heard movement in the Saiyan camp.  She began seeing men and women coming out of their tents with armor on. 

'Oh Kami no, they can't be attacking at this hour can they?'  Pan thought.  She then jumped to the red ground and pushed on her under wear, pants, and shirt.

***

Trunks smirked evilly.

"So you saw a naked woman, eh?"  He heard a voice behind him ask. 

"Yes, but Utonia, I guess you never will, will you?"

Utonia Smiled, "I've seen you haven't I."

"What?  When?"

"I was kidding you know haha, I was calling you a woman, but I guess the royal family doesn't get jokes do they?"

"Utonia, show respect when you talk to your future kind you gay fag."

"Hey, I'm not a cigarette or a bundle of sticks!"

"Then I'm right in saying you're gay?"

"Hey leave me alone, it's not my fault that I have different preferences it's Sinster!"

"Sinster?" Trunks asked.

"You know Radditz's son?"

"Oh, the one the you're always with?"

"Yes, isn't he hot."  Utonia said with a sigh.

"No." Trunks said without any hesitation.

"Oh yes I forgot the all mighty Prince Trunks only likes girls, or should I say nymphs (as Earthlings would call them)."

"So you should really try it.being straight I mean."

"I can't you see I've mated with Sinster."

"Oh really.I swear that I'm going to find the lady of the lake and I will mate her."

***

Pan arrived at the general's tent.  She ripped open the tent flap to see him asleep in his boxer shorts and her Uncle Goten in the other sleeping bag.  Pan blushed when she saw the General stand up, but she was quick to hide it when he walked over to her.

"Lt. Wilson, why are you here so late?"  The general asked Pan. (Lt. Wilson was her fake name; girls weren't allowed in Earth's army.)

"General, I was at the lake when I hea-"

"Why were you at the lake Lt.?"

"I was having a bath, sir."

"Okay, now you may go on."

"I heard movement amongst the Saiyan army, then saw them coming out of their tents in armor."

"Your point being?"

"I think they're planning an attack."

"And why should I believe you after all I only have to listen to the royal family?"

Pan stopped thinking as anger took over her body.  "Well, that's your reason then because I am part of the royal family, General."

"What?  Have you no respect!  The only way you can be is if your."

"Pan, I am come on do you really think that a baka human male would take a bath?  Or at least listen to his surrounding?  Kami, if you do then you're more gullible then I thought."  By the time she had finished saying this she had thrown her hat across the tent and her hair was loose to fall to her waist.

"I'm sorry your majesty. no one knew who you were."  The General bent down to his knee.  Pan and the general both looked over at Goten who was still asleep.

"Prince Goten, wake up.  There's an attractive young woman here to see you."

"What?  A woman?"  Goten jumped out of his bed, dropping his blankets to the ground exposing his teddy bear underpants. 

"Hey Billy, you baka!  This isn't a woman.it's my niece!"

(A/N: Incase you can't tell Billy is the general!)

Pan smiled, "Hello Uncle Goten," she slightly bowed.

"Hey Pan?"

"What Uncle Goten?"

"Why are you in Lt. Wilson's clothes?" Pan began to giggle.

"Oh my Kami, you didn't have sex with him did you?"

"Of course.not uncle.I am Lt. Wilson."

"What?"  Goten said at once. "Oh yes now I remember, you told me that a while ago."

Pan sighed, "So are you going to believe that the saiyan army is about to attack?"

"Nope," Goten and Billy said at once.

"And why not?"  Pan asked.

"Because you're a girl."  Pan had to fight hard to control her anger, "I'm 18!  So I'm a woman not a girl.  Plus, I am the Heir to the thrown of Earth."

"So you're still a girl."  Goten mocked. "Now if I were to see it every one would believe me, because I'm a prince."

"Urgh.I give up."  Pan sighed then stomped out of the tent.

A/N: There's chapter two, okay you can say I need a better hobby.  Heck, all I do is write, school, and other stuff for my college resume.  See I have no life.  Oh, well at least I can write.