Disclaimer: Nickelodeon owns the Invader Zim characters, not me. I own the plot and the lottery idea. Jhonen Vasquez created Zim, so I suppose he owns the rights to the show or something.
Author's Note: I haven't been writing for a long time! But I got some major inspiration and I shall continue!
Chapter Three: The Tallest Join The Competition
Back in space, the Almighty Tallest had just received a message from Zim.
"Oh no," they had groaned simultaneously when a guard had announced the incoming transit from Earth.
"I hoped we had gotten rid of him," complained Purple. "We've been lucky not to have gotten any of his stupid messages for a while now."
"I know," agreed Red. "I mean, we did give him a sandwich."
"Yeah!"
The large screen in front of the rulers zapped and a little green Irken's face appeared on it. A face that every Invader knew had ruined Operation Impending Doom I by going on a rampage on their home planet.
"Greetings, my Tallest!" cried Zim excitedly. "I bring excellent news of my conquest!"
"What is it now, Zim?" Red asked tiredly. Purple shook his head and sighed.
"The only 'threat' that I had once considered a problem to the mission has gone insane! It's only a matter of time before I conquer Earth like a pack of radioactive weresquirrels!"
Red and Purple exchanged glances as GIR suddenly jumped on Zim from behind screaming "Whheeeeeee!" and the screen went blank.
Purple sighed. "I wonder if we'll ever get rid of him."
Red snorted in reply. "Like that's ever going to happen. Unless-"
They exchanged glances. "Bring us the tickets!" Purple cried to a guard excitedly. The Irken soldier nodded and rushed off. He returned a moment later with sacks
full of tickets. Lottery tickets!
"If there's one good thing about Earth, it's the lottery," mentioned Red, and Purple nodded his agreement. The Tallest were as hooked on lottery tickets as Dib was!
"Be sure to abduct several thousands more!" crowed Purple, throwing some from his sack into the air.
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GIR danced around Zim's lab humming "The Song That Never Ends" to himself very loudly. Zim was doing his best to ignore it, but finally he couldn't take it anymore.
"GIR!" he screamed. "ENOUGH!!!"
GIR smiled and somersaulted toward Zim. The Invader jumped out of the way and crashed into the telescope, knocking it over and causing a chain reaction. Everything fell over and something smashed into the lights.
"GIR?" Zim asked wearily.
"Cheeseballs!" GIR replied.
"Let's go watch some TV."
Author's Note: I haven't been writing for a long time! But I got some major inspiration and I shall continue!
Chapter Three: The Tallest Join The Competition
Back in space, the Almighty Tallest had just received a message from Zim.
"Oh no," they had groaned simultaneously when a guard had announced the incoming transit from Earth.
"I hoped we had gotten rid of him," complained Purple. "We've been lucky not to have gotten any of his stupid messages for a while now."
"I know," agreed Red. "I mean, we did give him a sandwich."
"Yeah!"
The large screen in front of the rulers zapped and a little green Irken's face appeared on it. A face that every Invader knew had ruined Operation Impending Doom I by going on a rampage on their home planet.
"Greetings, my Tallest!" cried Zim excitedly. "I bring excellent news of my conquest!"
"What is it now, Zim?" Red asked tiredly. Purple shook his head and sighed.
"The only 'threat' that I had once considered a problem to the mission has gone insane! It's only a matter of time before I conquer Earth like a pack of radioactive weresquirrels!"
Red and Purple exchanged glances as GIR suddenly jumped on Zim from behind screaming "Whheeeeeee!" and the screen went blank.
Purple sighed. "I wonder if we'll ever get rid of him."
Red snorted in reply. "Like that's ever going to happen. Unless-"
They exchanged glances. "Bring us the tickets!" Purple cried to a guard excitedly. The Irken soldier nodded and rushed off. He returned a moment later with sacks
full of tickets. Lottery tickets!
"If there's one good thing about Earth, it's the lottery," mentioned Red, and Purple nodded his agreement. The Tallest were as hooked on lottery tickets as Dib was!
"Be sure to abduct several thousands more!" crowed Purple, throwing some from his sack into the air.
****************
GIR danced around Zim's lab humming "The Song That Never Ends" to himself very loudly. Zim was doing his best to ignore it, but finally he couldn't take it anymore.
"GIR!" he screamed. "ENOUGH!!!"
GIR smiled and somersaulted toward Zim. The Invader jumped out of the way and crashed into the telescope, knocking it over and causing a chain reaction. Everything fell over and something smashed into the lights.
"GIR?" Zim asked wearily.
"Cheeseballs!" GIR replied.
"Let's go watch some TV."
