Ok as we all know i don't own the wwf or any of it's wrestlers.I don't own this original poem either some old dude does.I actually borrowed this idea from a gal in harry potter.i hope that you don't mind.


A/N:i know it's new years (happy new years) but i didn't DO anything for christmas.














T'was The Night

T'was the night before christmas

And all through the house

Not a wrestler was wrestling

'Cept for Angle who enjoyed being a louse


The hero was now upset with his hair

You see Jeff Hardy had said that it needed more flair

So off he went to find young Jeff's room

But on the way there he ment Perry Saturn talking to a broom


Kurt tried to explain to him the value of the three "i's"

Saturn just said "you're welcome" in reply

But it wasn't until Saturn said something about dogs and applesause

That Angle decided to leave,figuring that Perry was a lost cause


Angle then turned and walked down some stairs

But then who..oh who ELSE should he meet there?

Than the rattlesnake himself,sitting in his favorite spot

Austin saw Angle...smiled and said "what?"


Kurt ignored this and being such a nice guy

Went up to Austin and told him "hi"

Austin smiled again and without a second thought

Went right into Angle's face and said "what what what"


Knowing that Austin would continue to chant

Angle ran down the corridor and started to pant

He bumped into someone along the way

Why it was the undisputed champ Y2J!!


Jericho was holding his belts two

Then started to tell Angle why he was better than you

He had just started on reason one hundred and four

When Angle took his chance and went into the next door


Our hero was just thanking God he had gotten away from Chris

But when he saw whose room he was in that ended his bliss

The walls of this room were painted in black

And the voice he heard nearly gave him a heart attack


Kurt don't you respect me boy?

Great now taker would use him as a punching toy

This sure wasn't Kurt Angle's night

Well duh when I'm writing nothing goes right



After have been beaten into a pulp

Kurt saw something that made hime gulp

Well actually gasp but that didn't rhyme

But Kurt was gonna like it this time


It was santa!Yes that's right Santa Claus!

But hey why was he only wearing boxer shorts

Kurt was just wondering this when from behind Santa came a hand

Then a shoe,and a foot and finally Stephanie Mcmahon


Gee steph I always wondered why Santa said ho ho ho

Oh go polish your belts Jericho

It didn't matter to Kurt where Jericho had just come from

For he opened his mouth and tremblingly begun


But why steph why?

It was pretty obvious that Kurt was gonna cry

But then steph interrupted "it was just a one night stand"

"Yeah" continued Chris "you can't afford this Mcmahon"


Y2J then snapped out of it..and continued to say

What are you too doing here!!You're blocking the champ's way

He then strutted off

Only stopping when he saw Vince Macmahon walking around stark


Naked you see

And who should he stop in front of than Kurt and Stephanie

Well actually only Kurt,Steph had long disappeared

So now only Kurt yes Kurt Angle stood there


Oh why!Oh why did I get up this morning!!

Oh yeah he remembered..my milk senses were calling

Kurt closed his eyes and counted to ten

And when he reopened..there stood an orange hen


A HEN!!Thought Kurt...well why not a cow?

And then his wish came through but he didn't know how

Then it hit him..why it was christmas magic

Of course by now Kurt was ecstatic


Soon every one would know how special he was

This thought made his inside's feel like fuzz

But the feeling ended when he saw an elf

Finally,cried Tazz someone smaller than myself!!!


Of course by now Kurt was feeling quite sad

Come to think of it awfully bad

He finally realised that he wasn't special at all

That was until he heard the call


No not a phone call...but a song

The one by the backstreet boys but still Kurt sang along

Now this horrid noise was enough to raise the dead

And even one guy with a blue and purple head


HEY KURT SHUT UP! yelled a very lound sound

Kurt stopped singing and the looked around

Oh Jeff...hey you just gotta dye my hair

No way dude..said Jeff people would stare


Kurt was now heartbroken..and rather disturbed

So it's no wonder to us that Kurt went berserk

But it's none of the wrestlers faults

It's all because of Santa Claus just had to walk around in his boxer shorts


So over at the mad house when all lunatics go

Kurt Angle now has a broom named Bo-Bo




~fin~

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ok peoples i just have to know..i just read that they are firing JEFF hardy.Why not Matt??waaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.I am sooooo not watching wrestling anymore!!!!!oh and by the way Matt and Lita are suspended.WHHHYYYYYY.