Here we go one more time!
An: This is funny!! Who wants to be a fellowship member? Ahh! too much sugar, back to normal. They get back to Rivendel. Sorry about spelling Arwen's name wrong. I hardly ever write in common language, I do write cuss words in common language. (It's the only lanuage that Bilbo can read.) If any other mistakes please r/r
"So what has live dealt you Legolas?" Artemis asked. They were on the two day walk from Mirkwood to Rivendel.
"Well other than the whole fellowship thing, not much. You know the normal stuff. When around middle earth with Gimli." He replied.
" I'm sorry I dislike Gimli." She said laughing.
"Why is that or do I want to know?" Legolas said almost laughing.
"He is totally hitting on me and keeps saying He wants to father my love child. Frodo has to lock our door so he won't come in when I'm getting dressed." She said stopping.
"That sounds like Gimli!! He always liked you and plus he has a big crush on your Grandma." Legolas exclaimed. "Why are you stopping?"
" I kept hearing something. I'm trying to find." She then picked up a creature. "it. Why Lavender what the hell are you doing following us?"
"My Lady, Barahir, my husband wanted me to.." Lavender started.
"Make sure I come back a virgin?" Legolas finished for her.
"Yes, my lord." Lavender said looking down at her feet.
"Don't worry I'll make sure of it. Now run back home." Aragon said. " I'm keeping that promise too."
"You can't, you're not my father." Artemis laughed.
"I can tell your father!" Aragon angrily back.
"First, my father would be happy I was at least interested in a guy that way and second how would you prove it, tape it?" Artemis said merrily skipping ahead of the group.
"Damn that little devil!" Aragon hissed.
"She has a point, Aragon." Legolas said.
"So do you, Legolas, so do you." Aragon laughed. Legolas looked down and started to laugh.
"Wow that's haven't happen in along time!" Legolas said skipping ahead. (You please say you know what in the hell I'm talking about in this right?)
They kept this on till they finally reached Rivendel. Artemis ran straight to the stable. Frodo and the hobbit gang was they're smoking on pipeweed. They didn't notice she arrived.
"Were did you get that Frodo Baggins?" She said standing right behind them.
"AAH!" Pippin screamed in horror. "Oh it's just you!"
"What do you mean it's just me? I could have you people thrown in jail!!" She laughed sitting next to Frodo.
"Then ya hafta put ye in jail too!" Merry laughed passing her the pipe.
"What in the hell is up with you?" Artemis said taking a huff.
"His just high!" Sam laughed. "Whoa, Pretty birds!"
"Sam, what type of pipeweed is this?" Frodo asked taking a huff of his pipe.
"I don't know here's a sample." He said handing some over to him.
"We are smoking poppy! Cool, this is what fairies use!" Artemis said uncontrollably laughing. Just then Legolas walk into the barn. Everybody hid his or her pipe. Frodo, Merry and Pippin dunking theirs in water, Sam sat on his.
"What is going on here?" Legolas asked staring at Artemis. Sam started to scream. Merry put his hand over Sam's mouth.
"Nothing why?" Artemis giggled.
"Okay then.I be talking to Elrond. You're right I didn't understand Aragon and Arwen." Legolas said giving Artemis a funny look. " I'll see you later." Legolas left.
"Oh my goddess! Sam are you okay?" Artemis said Lifting up Sam. His pipe had burned a hole in his pants.
"Oh my lord you idiot! That's why you never sit on the pipe." Pippin laughed getting out his pipe from the barrel of water.
"Pimpin, he was wockyhx" Artemis laughed put his bottom in another water barrel.
"Damn, so are you that was Orc talk!" Frodo laughed. "We are all going to regret this."
"I know now pass the pipe" Artemis laughed. (Everyone know poppies are actually heiron? Good!)
The next day...
Artemis woke up with a splitting headache. She couldn't remember what she did last night.
" That's the last time I'll do poppy!" She said getting up. Frodo and the gang were sleeping on her bedroom floor as usual. She walked over the hobbits, to the door. The door busted open and there was her brother, Elrohir.
" Father wants you asp." Elrohir said staring in to her eyes.
"What did I do last night." Artemis asked groaning.
"That's what he wanted to ask you about." He laughed. She got dressed at went down to the throne room. Her father was there in the throne room with Arwen and Legolas in there.
" Um..Hello?" Artemis said unsure if he was happy or pissed.
"Celebrian, what do you have to say for your self?" Elrond asked.
"Um..I can't remember what in the hell happened last night so go easy on me." Artemis said taking in the fact that his eyes where looking like ice.
"What am I going to do with you? Almost 3,000 years old and acting like a teenager! If your mother could see you!" Elrond said shaking his head.
"For my information exactly what happened?" Artemis asked turning pink.
"What didn't?" Legolas laughed. "You lit Aragon's pants on fire, flashed Gimli and plenty of other things, that are unmentionable!"
"Oh my goddess! I flashed Gimli! I want to die!" Artemis said sitting down on a chair.
"Your biggest worry is flashing Gimli?! Aragon's pants were on fire with him wearing them!" Awren screamed. Her face started to turn red. Artemis couldn't just couldn't hold it in any longer. She started to laugh uncontrollable. Legolas joined in.
"Celebrian!" Elrond started to yell, then started to laugh.
"Oh that's it I'm leaving!" Arwen said storming to of the throne room.
"I didn't do anything else, did I?" Artemis asked calming down.
"I'll let Legolas tell you. Why don't you go for a walk? It is hours till breakfast." Elrond said. Legolas took her hand and they walk to the garden.
"Well I say you did do something else. You played keep away with Gandulf's hat, and some other stuff." Legolas said trying to hold back laughter.
"Like what??? Tell me!" Artemis getting a little tried on patience.
" You well.. Spiked the drink with Gimli's dwarf wine got every one drunk except your Dad, and siblings." Legolas laughed. "Your lucky elves can't get hangovers!"
"I was lucky once before! Remember when I was drinking fairy wine at our 10th grade prom and I slipped and the whole bottle fell in the punch?? Goddess I was sooo lucky the principle made a spare!" Artemis laughed.
"I'm still trying to get over Arwen finding out about our midnight outings. How did she anyway?" Legolas laughed sitting on the bench.
"Aragon saw us go by his house I think. That actually started my dislike for him!" she giggled. "I wonder what ever happened back then?"
"My father found out about our midnight adventures, found realized you were a ΒΌ fairy, then you got accepted to Northwood." Legolas said as Artemis sat down next to him.
"I didn't even want to go to Northwood! I was perfectly happy at Mirkdel! My dad made me go." Artemis said curling up toward him.
" Well that's all in the past now." Legolas whispered. He lifted her head up and kissed her lips. You know from Princess Bride there were five passionate kisses? This one left the others including Buttercups and Wesley's in the dust.
"Well, lets get back, breakfast is going to start soon." Artemis said turning red.
"Why should we?" Legolas said kissing her again.
An: Just guess what happens?? No they don't go back for breakfast. R/r. I know this part isn't really like the other part, but it's what happens. I'm starting a new series with Celebrian and Legolas in it. I'll continue this one thought.
An: This is funny!! Who wants to be a fellowship member? Ahh! too much sugar, back to normal. They get back to Rivendel. Sorry about spelling Arwen's name wrong. I hardly ever write in common language, I do write cuss words in common language. (It's the only lanuage that Bilbo can read.) If any other mistakes please r/r
"So what has live dealt you Legolas?" Artemis asked. They were on the two day walk from Mirkwood to Rivendel.
"Well other than the whole fellowship thing, not much. You know the normal stuff. When around middle earth with Gimli." He replied.
" I'm sorry I dislike Gimli." She said laughing.
"Why is that or do I want to know?" Legolas said almost laughing.
"He is totally hitting on me and keeps saying He wants to father my love child. Frodo has to lock our door so he won't come in when I'm getting dressed." She said stopping.
"That sounds like Gimli!! He always liked you and plus he has a big crush on your Grandma." Legolas exclaimed. "Why are you stopping?"
" I kept hearing something. I'm trying to find." She then picked up a creature. "it. Why Lavender what the hell are you doing following us?"
"My Lady, Barahir, my husband wanted me to.." Lavender started.
"Make sure I come back a virgin?" Legolas finished for her.
"Yes, my lord." Lavender said looking down at her feet.
"Don't worry I'll make sure of it. Now run back home." Aragon said. " I'm keeping that promise too."
"You can't, you're not my father." Artemis laughed.
"I can tell your father!" Aragon angrily back.
"First, my father would be happy I was at least interested in a guy that way and second how would you prove it, tape it?" Artemis said merrily skipping ahead of the group.
"Damn that little devil!" Aragon hissed.
"She has a point, Aragon." Legolas said.
"So do you, Legolas, so do you." Aragon laughed. Legolas looked down and started to laugh.
"Wow that's haven't happen in along time!" Legolas said skipping ahead. (You please say you know what in the hell I'm talking about in this right?)
They kept this on till they finally reached Rivendel. Artemis ran straight to the stable. Frodo and the hobbit gang was they're smoking on pipeweed. They didn't notice she arrived.
"Were did you get that Frodo Baggins?" She said standing right behind them.
"AAH!" Pippin screamed in horror. "Oh it's just you!"
"What do you mean it's just me? I could have you people thrown in jail!!" She laughed sitting next to Frodo.
"Then ya hafta put ye in jail too!" Merry laughed passing her the pipe.
"What in the hell is up with you?" Artemis said taking a huff.
"His just high!" Sam laughed. "Whoa, Pretty birds!"
"Sam, what type of pipeweed is this?" Frodo asked taking a huff of his pipe.
"I don't know here's a sample." He said handing some over to him.
"We are smoking poppy! Cool, this is what fairies use!" Artemis said uncontrollably laughing. Just then Legolas walk into the barn. Everybody hid his or her pipe. Frodo, Merry and Pippin dunking theirs in water, Sam sat on his.
"What is going on here?" Legolas asked staring at Artemis. Sam started to scream. Merry put his hand over Sam's mouth.
"Nothing why?" Artemis giggled.
"Okay then.I be talking to Elrond. You're right I didn't understand Aragon and Arwen." Legolas said giving Artemis a funny look. " I'll see you later." Legolas left.
"Oh my goddess! Sam are you okay?" Artemis said Lifting up Sam. His pipe had burned a hole in his pants.
"Oh my lord you idiot! That's why you never sit on the pipe." Pippin laughed getting out his pipe from the barrel of water.
"Pimpin, he was wockyhx" Artemis laughed put his bottom in another water barrel.
"Damn, so are you that was Orc talk!" Frodo laughed. "We are all going to regret this."
"I know now pass the pipe" Artemis laughed. (Everyone know poppies are actually heiron? Good!)
The next day...
Artemis woke up with a splitting headache. She couldn't remember what she did last night.
" That's the last time I'll do poppy!" She said getting up. Frodo and the gang were sleeping on her bedroom floor as usual. She walked over the hobbits, to the door. The door busted open and there was her brother, Elrohir.
" Father wants you asp." Elrohir said staring in to her eyes.
"What did I do last night." Artemis asked groaning.
"That's what he wanted to ask you about." He laughed. She got dressed at went down to the throne room. Her father was there in the throne room with Arwen and Legolas in there.
" Um..Hello?" Artemis said unsure if he was happy or pissed.
"Celebrian, what do you have to say for your self?" Elrond asked.
"Um..I can't remember what in the hell happened last night so go easy on me." Artemis said taking in the fact that his eyes where looking like ice.
"What am I going to do with you? Almost 3,000 years old and acting like a teenager! If your mother could see you!" Elrond said shaking his head.
"For my information exactly what happened?" Artemis asked turning pink.
"What didn't?" Legolas laughed. "You lit Aragon's pants on fire, flashed Gimli and plenty of other things, that are unmentionable!"
"Oh my goddess! I flashed Gimli! I want to die!" Artemis said sitting down on a chair.
"Your biggest worry is flashing Gimli?! Aragon's pants were on fire with him wearing them!" Awren screamed. Her face started to turn red. Artemis couldn't just couldn't hold it in any longer. She started to laugh uncontrollable. Legolas joined in.
"Celebrian!" Elrond started to yell, then started to laugh.
"Oh that's it I'm leaving!" Arwen said storming to of the throne room.
"I didn't do anything else, did I?" Artemis asked calming down.
"I'll let Legolas tell you. Why don't you go for a walk? It is hours till breakfast." Elrond said. Legolas took her hand and they walk to the garden.
"Well I say you did do something else. You played keep away with Gandulf's hat, and some other stuff." Legolas said trying to hold back laughter.
"Like what??? Tell me!" Artemis getting a little tried on patience.
" You well.. Spiked the drink with Gimli's dwarf wine got every one drunk except your Dad, and siblings." Legolas laughed. "Your lucky elves can't get hangovers!"
"I was lucky once before! Remember when I was drinking fairy wine at our 10th grade prom and I slipped and the whole bottle fell in the punch?? Goddess I was sooo lucky the principle made a spare!" Artemis laughed.
"I'm still trying to get over Arwen finding out about our midnight outings. How did she anyway?" Legolas laughed sitting on the bench.
"Aragon saw us go by his house I think. That actually started my dislike for him!" she giggled. "I wonder what ever happened back then?"
"My father found out about our midnight adventures, found realized you were a ΒΌ fairy, then you got accepted to Northwood." Legolas said as Artemis sat down next to him.
"I didn't even want to go to Northwood! I was perfectly happy at Mirkdel! My dad made me go." Artemis said curling up toward him.
" Well that's all in the past now." Legolas whispered. He lifted her head up and kissed her lips. You know from Princess Bride there were five passionate kisses? This one left the others including Buttercups and Wesley's in the dust.
"Well, lets get back, breakfast is going to start soon." Artemis said turning red.
"Why should we?" Legolas said kissing her again.
An: Just guess what happens?? No they don't go back for breakfast. R/r. I know this part isn't really like the other part, but it's what happens. I'm starting a new series with Celebrian and Legolas in it. I'll continue this one thought.
