Chapter 2: The Maze
*Ramkara*
"Hey everybody!" said Dr. Nick.
"Hi Doctor Nick," said everyone else.
"I just had the best sleep I've had in a long time."
"Good for you," replied Patty sarcastically.
"Is that sarcasm?"
"No duh, how did you figure that one out Nick? By skipping college to become a crappy doctor?" asked Patty.
"Hey! I'm not a crappy doctor! Plus, I dropped out of high school and didn't even make it near college!" said Nick. "You wanna piece of me?!"
"Don't just stand there!" Ms. Krabappel shouted. "Punch somebody!"
"Okay, do you think we should give them a time out?" Terri whispered to Lisa.
"No, this amuses me," Lisa whispered back.
Mean while all this was going on, Homer was pigging out on the tribe's food. No one else noticed him. They all were watching the fight that was taking place between Dr. Nick and Patty.
*Tritan*
"Who voted against me? I want to know who voted against me?" asked Bart.
"I didn't!" said Kodos. Bart stared at Kodos.
"I think you're lying!" said Bart.
"No, I'm not!" said Kodos.
"Sure. I'm keep my eye on you!"
"Do you think Krodos voted against Bart?" Milhouse asked Sherri.
"I wouldn't blame Kodos," said Sherri.
"You mean you voted against Bart!"
"Keep your voice down!" said Sherri. "Yes, I did but don't go spreading it around."
"Whatever," said Milhouse.
*Reward Challenge*
The two tribes came to the reward challenge for the second challenge. They stood in a straight line waiting for Jeff to show up with the rules for the next game was. In front of them were two huge mazes. Jeff eventually showed up with a cage and inside were two chickens.
"So, survivors, this is what you're playing for, chickens," said Jeff. "Now let me explain the rules. Behind me are two big mazes. Now, listen carefully. Who ever is at the front of the line will run through the maze and when he or she has gotten to the other end that person will say 'finished'. It keeps going from there until everyone is finished. Which ever team gets done the fastest wins. Since Ramkara has one more person, one of the members has to sit out. Okay, Homer's sitting out. Get in your lines!" The survivors got ready.
"Survivors ready!" Jeff shouted. "Go!"
Patty and Selma raced off. They went through the maze like two very hungry rats looking for a big piece of cheese at the end of the maze. Selma got to the finish first. Everyone remained at a steady pace. It all came down to Milhouse and Lisa. Lisa rushed off. She went through the maze very fast but hit many dead ends. Milhouse, on the other side, was going through the maze slowly but he wasn't running into any dead ends. At the end, Milhouse won.
"Ramkara is defeated! Tritan is the winner!" announced Jeff. "Pick up the cage with the two chickens inside and return to your camps."
*Ramkara*
"How could you do such a thing, dad?" asked Lisa.
"Yeah, the little girl is right," Dr. Nick added.
"There's an immunity challenge coming up and you ate almost all of our food. That food gives us the strength we need to beat Tritan," said Lisa.
"I wouldn't be surprised if we ALL vote you out," said Kang.
"But it's so tasty," said Homer. "The food was irresistible! I love Oriental food! All that rice, I couldn't help myself. Ahhh, rice." Homer started to drool.
"Can you believe this guy?" asked Krusty. "Why don't we just eat him? It's enough for the whole tribe."
"No, we can't do that," said Kang. "But we can vote him off the show to get rid of him that way."
"Aw, but it wouldn't be the same," Krusty whined. "Well, I do hope he gets off this show soon so I don't have to deal with him anymore."
Discussions about Homer like these went on for most of the day.
*Tritan*
"Okay everybody, we got to go soon for the immunity challenge," said Marge. "Remember last time, we were a little late."
"But," said Bart.
"But nothing," Marge interrupted. "I don't want the other tribe to think we're slackers. I do not want a bunch of slackers for a team."
"I don't want a bunch of control freaks for a team," Sherri whispered to Milhouse. Milhouse giggled like a little girl.
"I don't want ONE control freak in my team," Milhouse whispered back. They both started laughing.
*Immunity Challenge*
The two tribes came to where the immunity challenge would take place. In front of them were two big cages. At the bottom of the two cages was water. No one knew what these contraptions were. Finally, Jeff arrived.
"Hello survivors," said Jeff. "I'm going to explain the rules now so we don't lose a lot of time. Now, what we have over here are two cages with a board in the middle and water at the bottom. This is how it works, all the members will be standing on the board together. The slightest movement on the board will cause for the board to flip over and all the people who are on it will be forced into the water. So, the tribe who can stay on the board the longest without having it flip over is the winner. But remember, if even one person makes a move that could force the board to flip. So get in the cages and on the board so we can start."
The two tribes got on the boards before they began the challenge.
"Survivors ready!" Jeff shouted. "Go!"
The clock started. Everyone remained still. It went on for a 2 hours, then 3hours. It went on for 3 hours and 37 minutes until Professor Frink accidentally moved forward and the board flipped over, sending the members of Tritan into the pool full of water. Then Ramkara made the board flip on purpose but they were still the winners. All the members of both sides had drenched clothes.
"Well, you're both pretty much soaked but it was Ramkara who lasted longer on the board. So, Ramkara is the winner! You get the immunity idol. Tritan I'll be seeing you at Tribal Council for the second time. Head back to camp!"
*Ramkara*
"Yes, we got immunity for the second time," said Lisa.
"Yeah, but your dad's lucky," said Krusty. "Most of us were planning on voting him out if we had to go to tribal council. I guess now we have to wait until next tribal council to do so."
"That's if we don't get mad at somebody else," said Lisa.
After a little while, no one really was doing anything. They were either resting or gathering more wood for the fire.
*Tritan*
"I don't know who to vote for," said Sherri.
"Yeah," said Milhouse. "I don't know if I should go against Bart or Bart's mom."
"Well, it's whatever you decide."
"Yeah I guess so."
Many other tribe members had conversations like these until the time they had to pack up and hike to tribal council.
*Tribal Council*
The members of the Tritan tribe came to Tribal Council to vote off the second person. They sat on the benches made of rock. Jeff finally arrived to Tribal Council.
"Hi survivors. This is the second time you've been at tribal council," said Jeff. "You know the rules. I'll ask you a few questions, which might help you with your decision, and then we'll vote. So, Milhouse, what do you think is the most important trait in Survivor?"
"I think friendship and honesty," said Milhouse.
"Okay. What about you Selma?"
"I would have to say trustworthiness," said Selma.
"Oh, well that's a good answer. I guess we better be getting to the voting part. You know how it works. Marge your up first."
The members of Tritan went one by one up to the voting booth. At last, the voting was over. Jeff went to go tally the votes.
"Well, here it goes," said Jeff.
He reached into the pot and pulled out one of the cards. It said Marge on it. He pulled out another one and it said Marge on it. He pulled out the third one and it read Bart. Jeff pulled out another card and it said Marge on it. If Marge got one more vote she would be voted off. Jeff pulled out another card. It said Marge on it.
"Marge that's 4 votes. That's enough," said Jeff. "Come here with your torch. Marge Bouvier, the tribe has spoken. The rest of the Tirtan tribe pack up and head back to camp."
*Final Words*
"I can't believe they voted me off," said Marge. "I was always being nice to them. I guess bossing people around were my only regrets. Well, it was kind of fun out in the wilderness like that."
*Ramkara*
"Hey everybody!" said Dr. Nick.
"Hi Doctor Nick," said everyone else.
"I just had the best sleep I've had in a long time."
"Good for you," replied Patty sarcastically.
"Is that sarcasm?"
"No duh, how did you figure that one out Nick? By skipping college to become a crappy doctor?" asked Patty.
"Hey! I'm not a crappy doctor! Plus, I dropped out of high school and didn't even make it near college!" said Nick. "You wanna piece of me?!"
"Don't just stand there!" Ms. Krabappel shouted. "Punch somebody!"
"Okay, do you think we should give them a time out?" Terri whispered to Lisa.
"No, this amuses me," Lisa whispered back.
Mean while all this was going on, Homer was pigging out on the tribe's food. No one else noticed him. They all were watching the fight that was taking place between Dr. Nick and Patty.
*Tritan*
"Who voted against me? I want to know who voted against me?" asked Bart.
"I didn't!" said Kodos. Bart stared at Kodos.
"I think you're lying!" said Bart.
"No, I'm not!" said Kodos.
"Sure. I'm keep my eye on you!"
"Do you think Krodos voted against Bart?" Milhouse asked Sherri.
"I wouldn't blame Kodos," said Sherri.
"You mean you voted against Bart!"
"Keep your voice down!" said Sherri. "Yes, I did but don't go spreading it around."
"Whatever," said Milhouse.
*Reward Challenge*
The two tribes came to the reward challenge for the second challenge. They stood in a straight line waiting for Jeff to show up with the rules for the next game was. In front of them were two huge mazes. Jeff eventually showed up with a cage and inside were two chickens.
"So, survivors, this is what you're playing for, chickens," said Jeff. "Now let me explain the rules. Behind me are two big mazes. Now, listen carefully. Who ever is at the front of the line will run through the maze and when he or she has gotten to the other end that person will say 'finished'. It keeps going from there until everyone is finished. Which ever team gets done the fastest wins. Since Ramkara has one more person, one of the members has to sit out. Okay, Homer's sitting out. Get in your lines!" The survivors got ready.
"Survivors ready!" Jeff shouted. "Go!"
Patty and Selma raced off. They went through the maze like two very hungry rats looking for a big piece of cheese at the end of the maze. Selma got to the finish first. Everyone remained at a steady pace. It all came down to Milhouse and Lisa. Lisa rushed off. She went through the maze very fast but hit many dead ends. Milhouse, on the other side, was going through the maze slowly but he wasn't running into any dead ends. At the end, Milhouse won.
"Ramkara is defeated! Tritan is the winner!" announced Jeff. "Pick up the cage with the two chickens inside and return to your camps."
*Ramkara*
"How could you do such a thing, dad?" asked Lisa.
"Yeah, the little girl is right," Dr. Nick added.
"There's an immunity challenge coming up and you ate almost all of our food. That food gives us the strength we need to beat Tritan," said Lisa.
"I wouldn't be surprised if we ALL vote you out," said Kang.
"But it's so tasty," said Homer. "The food was irresistible! I love Oriental food! All that rice, I couldn't help myself. Ahhh, rice." Homer started to drool.
"Can you believe this guy?" asked Krusty. "Why don't we just eat him? It's enough for the whole tribe."
"No, we can't do that," said Kang. "But we can vote him off the show to get rid of him that way."
"Aw, but it wouldn't be the same," Krusty whined. "Well, I do hope he gets off this show soon so I don't have to deal with him anymore."
Discussions about Homer like these went on for most of the day.
*Tritan*
"Okay everybody, we got to go soon for the immunity challenge," said Marge. "Remember last time, we were a little late."
"But," said Bart.
"But nothing," Marge interrupted. "I don't want the other tribe to think we're slackers. I do not want a bunch of slackers for a team."
"I don't want a bunch of control freaks for a team," Sherri whispered to Milhouse. Milhouse giggled like a little girl.
"I don't want ONE control freak in my team," Milhouse whispered back. They both started laughing.
*Immunity Challenge*
The two tribes came to where the immunity challenge would take place. In front of them were two big cages. At the bottom of the two cages was water. No one knew what these contraptions were. Finally, Jeff arrived.
"Hello survivors," said Jeff. "I'm going to explain the rules now so we don't lose a lot of time. Now, what we have over here are two cages with a board in the middle and water at the bottom. This is how it works, all the members will be standing on the board together. The slightest movement on the board will cause for the board to flip over and all the people who are on it will be forced into the water. So, the tribe who can stay on the board the longest without having it flip over is the winner. But remember, if even one person makes a move that could force the board to flip. So get in the cages and on the board so we can start."
The two tribes got on the boards before they began the challenge.
"Survivors ready!" Jeff shouted. "Go!"
The clock started. Everyone remained still. It went on for a 2 hours, then 3hours. It went on for 3 hours and 37 minutes until Professor Frink accidentally moved forward and the board flipped over, sending the members of Tritan into the pool full of water. Then Ramkara made the board flip on purpose but they were still the winners. All the members of both sides had drenched clothes.
"Well, you're both pretty much soaked but it was Ramkara who lasted longer on the board. So, Ramkara is the winner! You get the immunity idol. Tritan I'll be seeing you at Tribal Council for the second time. Head back to camp!"
*Ramkara*
"Yes, we got immunity for the second time," said Lisa.
"Yeah, but your dad's lucky," said Krusty. "Most of us were planning on voting him out if we had to go to tribal council. I guess now we have to wait until next tribal council to do so."
"That's if we don't get mad at somebody else," said Lisa.
After a little while, no one really was doing anything. They were either resting or gathering more wood for the fire.
*Tritan*
"I don't know who to vote for," said Sherri.
"Yeah," said Milhouse. "I don't know if I should go against Bart or Bart's mom."
"Well, it's whatever you decide."
"Yeah I guess so."
Many other tribe members had conversations like these until the time they had to pack up and hike to tribal council.
*Tribal Council*
The members of the Tritan tribe came to Tribal Council to vote off the second person. They sat on the benches made of rock. Jeff finally arrived to Tribal Council.
"Hi survivors. This is the second time you've been at tribal council," said Jeff. "You know the rules. I'll ask you a few questions, which might help you with your decision, and then we'll vote. So, Milhouse, what do you think is the most important trait in Survivor?"
"I think friendship and honesty," said Milhouse.
"Okay. What about you Selma?"
"I would have to say trustworthiness," said Selma.
"Oh, well that's a good answer. I guess we better be getting to the voting part. You know how it works. Marge your up first."
The members of Tritan went one by one up to the voting booth. At last, the voting was over. Jeff went to go tally the votes.
"Well, here it goes," said Jeff.
He reached into the pot and pulled out one of the cards. It said Marge on it. He pulled out another one and it said Marge on it. He pulled out the third one and it read Bart. Jeff pulled out another card and it said Marge on it. If Marge got one more vote she would be voted off. Jeff pulled out another card. It said Marge on it.
"Marge that's 4 votes. That's enough," said Jeff. "Come here with your torch. Marge Bouvier, the tribe has spoken. The rest of the Tirtan tribe pack up and head back to camp."
*Final Words*
"I can't believe they voted me off," said Marge. "I was always being nice to them. I guess bossing people around were my only regrets. Well, it was kind of fun out in the wilderness like that."
